pollette seat up?

offtopic for thread but ontopic for board

Wine and Song poll

My own question for jdchurchill (the perpetrator of this poll) would be, when was the last time you gave your toilet a big, long hug?

― Aimless, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 12:45 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

dudes i don't puke very often if that's what you're asking about,
frequently tho i do get in there and thank the bloody stars in the sky that indoor plumbing fucking exists.

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my first poll fucking sucked

In a manner of speaking, yes.

In several manners of speaking

and from many points of view

a'ite jerks i get it.
stop hatin let's move on.
the results are exactly what i thought they would be.
womenz need and want the toilet seat down so they can do they bizness.
and when i leave it up my gurl gives me hell
thus the poll.

If you put the seat *and* the lid down, it keeps the alligators from crawling out.

hey, why do you keep alligators in yr toilet? seems a good method to get yr ass bitten off.

It seems rather unfair on the alligators, all things considered.

Furthermore, it seems a trifle excessive to accuse me of hating. Hate is such a violent impulse, and I'm afraid I wasn't overly moved at all. Perhaps mildly amused? I digress. I believe we were discussing alligators. As you were.

oh brother.

I see Mr. Churchill has been practising his eye rolls. This is good, albeit limited, exercise, on the order of lifting shot glasses to one's mouth. Myself, I have been practising curling my toes, in case I ever need to perform any of Harry Houdini's tricks on short notice.

I wonder if one ever gets plenty of advance warning that one'll be required to escape from a safe underwater. It'd be handy to know.