Mystery Science Theater 3000: C/D, S/D.

Hahahah oh man.

"I'm a pillow with features!"

"remember: believe in magic...or i'll kill you!

don't get me started. this one's my fave.

"Rock 'n roll machine!"

(Or is it "Rock n' roll martian"?)

"I bet she sweats to the oldies."

It's so "Rock and roll Martian."

Anyway:

"Based on a short story by Sigmund Freud!"

"Working at home: the reality."

"...if you don't talk to your kids about bedspreads, who will?"

And we haven't even mentioned frickin' Borgnine yet.

"Does he have a sea turtle under his vest?"

Tonight on Old Lady Gets Killed!

Haha, that's my favorite one.

"Oh, my bra popped."

Watching Racket Girls again thanks to that recent set -- Jesus H. I can't disagree with Eric H. about making that one a top choice.

Next set:

Episodes will be: 105- THE CORPSE VANISHES (with short: COMMANDO CODY PT 3), 501- WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD, 521- SANTA CLAUS and 701- NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST (with short: ONCE UPON A HONEYMOON)

Extras will include:
* A new interview with “Warrior of the Lost World” director David Worth
* Santa Claus Conquers the Devil: A 50-Year Retrospective
* Santa Claus original radio spot
* Santa Claus still gallery
* Teaser for “Wonder World of K. Gordon Murray in Colorscope”
* Night of the Blood Beast Turkey Day host segments
* Turkey Day ‘95 bumpers
* Original theatrical trailers
* 4 exclusive MST3K lobby cards by artist Steve Vance
* And, in a limited-edition version, a Tom Servo figurine

It’s scheduled for release on Dec. 1.

I do like the continued progression through Season 1, I'm hoping that continues.

Racket Girls is just non-stop, relentless riffing with virtually nil dud punchlines, especially when action switches to the ring.

"IT'S IGGY POP!"

"Strut, pout, put it out, that's what you want from Grandma!"

"I love the rings! Whoopee!"

("You sure look like a swell dish to me.") "Chaplin speaks!"

added "racket girls" to my netflix. we just watched "touch of satan," which drags a little towards the end (both the original and the mocking), also lacks much in the way of satan.

like, apparently satan a) saves peoples' lives if you agree to do nothing in particular for him, b) makes old ladies kill cops and c) keeps you looking youthful for well over 100 years.

"That's where the fish lives!"

RIP Robert Ginty, aka 'the Paper Chase guy' from Warrior of the Lost World.

aww, RIP. i remember him from such films as "the exterminator."

Ginty later directed a hip-hop production of "A Clockwork Orange" in Toronto.

Trailer for "One More Time", the official sequel to "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies"

There are...no words to describe this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K14nHF4IKwA

http://imgur.com/TwLkA.jpg

Guys, I love Gypsy so much. If ever I am having to deal with a woman who is insane and impatient, pretending she is Gypsy makes everything manageable.

How they say "Hey, girl," to her in the intro makes me laugh every time.

BECAUSE HEEEEEEEEEEE HOLDS ME!
HEEEEEEEEEEE WANTS ME!
HEEEEEEEEEEE LIKES TO WEAR MITTENS!
HEEEEEEEEEEE'S GOT A DEVIATED SEPTUM!

http://keepcirculatingthetapes.blogspot.com

Is that yours?

(fwiw I just asked him the easy way, by talking to him, and he said "yes.") Awesome!

Hahaha so handy.

eye creatures episode is classic, 'specially the part about how the filmmakers "just. didn't. care."

otm that could be my favorite episode

If you look on torrent sites there's the Danger! Death Ray 'Bop-a-dop-a-da-dah' soundtrack to download.

oh my god that blog. there goes the rest of my life.

went to see the Riff Trax Christmas shorts live thing at a local movie theater last night. Not bad! Lotsa good, creepy Santa stuff. And Weird Al makes a guest appearance, but he seemed eager to leave the stage.

Really need to bust out Santa Claus Conquers the Martians here (both MST3K and the Cinematic Titanic version).

I wanted to go to the Riff Trax Christmas, but I have been way to busy and there's no way I could find a babysitter.

The first year that we can't celebrate a Patrick Swayze Christmas ;(

i'd say just take your child, nicole, but it would probably put him/her off santa, elves, other children, moms, dads, pork, "small and of no account" christmas trees, and various other things for life.

I don't know how other people in the theater would have felt about having a rambunctious 2 year old there.

a rambunctious 2 year old would've been better than being stuck next to a bunch of fools who apparently thought that the pros riffing on screen gave them license to add their own loud riffs for 2 hours!

Yikes. Next time, maybe they should do some sort of pay per view or on demand type of thing, because that sounds bad.

went to see the Riff Trax Christmas shorts live thing at a local movie theater last night. Not bad! Lotsa good, creepy Santa stuff.

saw this with my friend last night. good times! the shorts were very very confounding/creepy.

there's one about this little doll that comes to life that is the stuff of nightmares

also a 30's/40's newsreel short about a swimming exhibition featuring esther williams, johnny weismuller AND buster crabbe

and swimming

I'm going to see Cinematic Titanic live on New Year's Eve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0S2gzcEeU

the full version of night train to mundo fine up there has destroyed all rational thought.

best. song. ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQb1fxbos7Q&feature=PlayList&p=201D6495F6E9E1E1&index=9

FF---> 6:00 min

Now is the time of year to play Superdome and go 'what the hell.' Even in the KTMA era they knew how to handle slop so perfectly.

"This would fall into the category of 'plot facets we don't care about.'"