really dude how much better does it make em?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link
a lot
owned
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Friday, 21 August 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
i do not agree but whatev
― call all destroyer, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
much chance it makes them worse as better because Brad C will play that out of condition jackass no matter how much he sucks.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i object to this tom brady-eighty-seven year old brett favre comparison
― horseshoe, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
you wont object when TOM BRADY, BUFFALO BILL takes u to the superbowl
― fleetwood (max), Friday, 21 August 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
A+ username Max!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 August 2009 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
as a man who had to watch Favre come to town and melt down, i say ENJOY
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 August 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link
dude, favre threw more interceptions last year than tavaris or sage rosenbutter or whatever the hell his name is. the guy is an epic fail, who probably is going to disintegrate on field a la that nazi zombie who turns to dust in the hellboy movie. you can keep fronting that somehow brett "doesn't see helmet colors" favre "improves" the vikings and is comparable to tom fuckin bardy but that is, my friend, crazy talk. like bill magill levels of wtfery.
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 21 August 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link
here he is having fun and just bein a kid out therehttp://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_kroenen_1.jpg
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 21 August 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
no wonder he has so many interceptions if hes wearin a facemask like that
― fleetwood (max), Friday, 21 August 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean i guess now i hope he plays well, like maybe 2007...i guess he was pretty good for the first half of last year.
it's just i don't LIKE him...like i REALLY DON'T like him
and a lot of my entire football worldview was built on hating brett favre.
and now he's on my team and in a little bit i am going to watch him run out wearing a vikes uni.
just fucking strange!
― cheddar burress (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Look at it this way: he is going to be badly injured at some point during this season. Maybe not career ending (nothing seems to be with this guy), but hurt badly enough that he'll be feeling that pain for the rest of his life. And it will be the Vikings, however indirectly, that will have helped cause him that pain.
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Once more, and I really do swear this is true:
Okay, it's really rare I remember my dreams and I generally only remember part of them but I SWEAR TO GOD I actually had this dream last night: You know how in dreams you sometimes "are" a person, but you're seeing them from the outside too? Okay, so I'm Brett Favre. And I'm standing on top of an overpass, maybe eighty, ninety feet off the ground. I'm holding my kid and my wife is standing next to me. And I make the decision to leap off the overpass and I'm going to do it with my kid. I know it's a bad idea, but I'm going to do it anyway. So I leap off and my wife is screaming so I think "okay, gotta protect my kid" so I intend to roll on my back to take the brunt of the impact, but without thinking I actively push my child away and she flies off in another direction and Brett is screaming and his wife is screaming and his kid is screaming and then kid hits the ground and Brett/I hits the ground and we all die. Then I wake up.
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
lol that's amazing--esp because ppl's dreams are usually awful and boring.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 21 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
brett favre may be awful but he is rarely boring. usually because he is awful.
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
overheard at work between two minnesota viking fan coworkers:
coworker 1: you gonna watch the game tonight?coworker 2: yeah. right now i'm going to put favre in a vikings jersey as my desktop backgroundcoworker 1: awesome. hey are you on facebook?coworker 2: yeah i am. coworker 1: cool, i'll look you up.coworker 2: yeah find me on there.coworker 1: go brett!coworker 2: go brett!
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
<3
those aren't real people, just admit that.
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
they're minnesotans, of course they're not "real"
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
lol they vote for michelle bachmann and...al franken? what is that! minnesota. LOL!
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
imo the only thing worse than being from minnesota is dating someone from minnesota
― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Every Minny QB is playing well except for Brot Forve.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 22 August 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link
imo the only thing worse than being from minnesota or dating someone from minnesota is to willingly move to minnesota just to fuck over green bay. because, you know, green bay? they're fucking themselves over by living, right?
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
this is something every true son of chicago was raised to believe, that to be from those places is to be truly sonned (u see what i did there)
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/Q6umM.png
i dunno, felt like the right thread for it
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Saturday, 22 August 2009 07:28 (fourteen years ago) link
How do names work in Facebook? Are these actually real names of people?
Debbie Kirkwood ActonMonique Brooks CoccoAfsoun Mary TabriziTiffany Ginn Vichob
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 22 August 2009 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link
"Relationship Status: Engaged"
― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 22 August 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link
engaged in anal, more like
looooool @ "my OTHER pussy"
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 22 August 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/local/article_9872aaf0-8f8f-11de-a32a-001cc4c002e0.html
what the shit
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
that sounds about right for Winona
― nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
also lolz I was able to track down D0nna St0n3 H4th4w4y but see no trace of Tracy T on her friends list
― nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
"It was definitely the most out-of-the norm thing I've ever seen." the mechanic
what you guys never seen a goat dressed up like a viking hog-tied in the trunk of a car before?c'mon!
― zzzzz (jdchurchill), Monday, 24 August 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
my other pussy...wow.
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP cankles. Hope he gets to see Favre play one day.
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
…in heaven
― crabRCISE (gbx), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
wow what a performance in his first preseason game!
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
R U HAVIN FUN YET?!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4424660
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
guys
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i didn't think last season could possibly be topped but dare i suggest that it may in fact be
SCHISM
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Thursday, 27 August 2009 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link
l-r: Rosenfels, Favrehttp://www.vaticanotours.com/g/scisma.gif
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Thursday, 27 August 2009 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link
This is really really genius. Still roffling.
Vikings Divided On FavreSources with knowledge of the Vikings locker-room dynamics say some players believe Tarvaris Jackson gives the Vikings the best chance to win, while other players believe Sage Rosenfels gives the team the best chance to win
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 August 2009 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Michael Vick, Jay Cutler, and Tom Cable must love Favre so much.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 08:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/090825
this is probably the best thing i've ever read in the history of espn, it all boils down to "if brett favre was a lady, i would yell at him, 'GO HAVE YOUR PERIOD SOME MORE BIG BLOUSY GIRLFACE!!!!'"
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Now, who among us would date Aphrodite? Or better yet, Pamela Anderson Lee?
...huh?
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
can scoop and whitlock please just die?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
It's kind of incredible how authoritatively sexist dude can be while simultaneously namechecking characters from "The Devil Wore Prada".
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i just have no idea as to how he took such an easily argued point -- "brett favre is a giant fagface who is constantly having his period all over the nfl" -- and turned it into this...thing.
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link