brett favre is having fun

http://www.slate.com/id/2225648/

I don't know if this is lol worthy for yall. YMMV

it's weird to have such mixed feelings about football :/

aw i really feel for vikings fans right now.

hah, i don't. i know plenty who are stoked as hell about this because it makes their team better. i mean... if brady was traded to the bills you would have mixed feelings, but if he ended up taking yall to the super bowl you'd probably find it in your heart to be pretty stoked about it, right?

really dude how much better does it make em?

a lot

owned

i do not agree but whatev

much chance it makes them worse as better because Brad C will play that out of condition jackass no matter how much he sucks.

i object to this tom brady-eighty-seven year old brett favre comparison

you wont object when TOM BRADY, BUFFALO BILL takes u to the superbowl

A+ username Max!

as a man who had to watch Favre come to town and melt down, i say ENJOY

dude, favre threw more interceptions last year than tavaris or sage rosenbutter or whatever the hell his name is. the guy is an epic fail, who probably is going to disintegrate on field a la that nazi zombie who turns to dust in the hellboy movie. you can keep fronting that somehow brett "doesn't see helmet colors" favre "improves" the vikings and is comparable to tom fuckin bardy but that is, my friend, crazy talk. like bill magill levels of wtfery.

here he is having fun and just bein a kid out there
http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_kroenen_1.jpg

no wonder he has so many interceptions if hes wearin a facemask like that

i mean i guess now i hope he plays well, like maybe 2007...i guess he was pretty good for the first half of last year.

it's just i don't LIKE him...like i REALLY DON'T like him

and a lot of my entire football worldview was built on hating brett favre.

and now he's on my team and in a little bit i am going to watch him run out wearing a vikes uni.

just fucking strange!

Look at it this way: he is going to be badly injured at some point during this season. Maybe not career ending (nothing seems to be with this guy), but hurt badly enough that he'll be feeling that pain for the rest of his life. And it will be the Vikings, however indirectly, that will have helped cause him that pain.

Once more, and I really do swear this is true:

Okay, it's really rare I remember my dreams and I generally only remember part of them but I SWEAR TO GOD I actually had this dream last night: You know how in dreams you sometimes "are" a person, but you're seeing them from the outside too? Okay, so I'm Brett Favre. And I'm standing on top of an overpass, maybe eighty, ninety feet off the ground. I'm holding my kid and my wife is standing next to me. And I make the decision to leap off the overpass and I'm going to do it with my kid. I know it's a bad idea, but I'm going to do it anyway. So I leap off and my wife is screaming so I think "okay, gotta protect my kid" so I intend to roll on my back to take the brunt of the impact, but without thinking I actively push my child away and she flies off in another direction and Brett is screaming and his wife is screaming and his kid is screaming and then kid hits the ground and Brett/I hits the ground and we all die. Then I wake up.

lol that's amazing--esp because ppl's dreams are usually awful and boring.

brett favre may be awful but he is rarely boring. usually because he is awful.

overheard at work between two minnesota viking fan coworkers:

coworker 1: you gonna watch the game tonight?
coworker 2: yeah. right now i'm going to put favre in a vikings jersey as my desktop background
coworker 1: awesome. hey are you on facebook?
coworker 2: yeah i am.
coworker 1: cool, i'll look you up.
coworker 2: yeah find me on there.
coworker 1: go brett!
coworker 2: go brett!

<3

those aren't real people, just admit that.

they're minnesotans, of course they're not "real"

lol they vote for michelle bachmann and...al franken? what is that! minnesota. LOL!

imo the only thing worse than being from minnesota is dating someone from minnesota

Every Minny QB is playing well except for Brot Forve.

imo the only thing worse than being from minnesota or dating someone from minnesota is to willingly move to minnesota just to fuck over green bay. because, you know, green bay? they're fucking themselves over by living, right?

this is something every true son of chicago was raised to believe, that to be from those places is to be truly sonned (u see what i did there)

http://imgur.com/Q6umM.png

i dunno, felt like the right thread for it

How do names work in Facebook? Are these actually real names of people?

Debbie Kirkwood Acton
Monique Brooks Cocco
Afsoun Mary Tabrizi
Tiffany Ginn Vichob

"Relationship Status: Engaged"

engaged in anal, more like

looooool @ "my OTHER pussy"

http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/local/article_9872aaf0-8f8f-11de-a32a-001cc4c002e0.html

what the shit

that sounds about right for Winona

also lolz I was able to track down D0nna St0n3 H4th4w4y but see no trace of Tracy T on her friends list

"It was definitely the most out-of-the norm thing I've ever seen." the mechanic

what you guys never seen a goat dressed up like a viking hog-tied in the trunk of a car before?
c'mon!

my other pussy...wow.

RIP cankles. Hope he gets to see Favre play one day.

…in heaven

wow what a performance in his first preseason game!

R U HAVIN FUN YET?!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4424660

guys

i didn't think last season could possibly be topped but dare i suggest that it may in fact be

SCHISM

l-r: Rosenfels, Favre
http://www.vaticanotours.com/g/scisma.gif

This is really really genius. Still roffling.

Vikings Divided On Favre
Sources with knowledge of the Vikings locker-room dynamics say some players believe Tarvaris Jackson gives the Vikings the best chance to win, while other players believe Sage Rosenfels gives the team the best chance to win

Michael Vick, Jay Cutler, and Tom Cable must love Favre so much.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/090825

this is probably the best thing i've ever read in the history of espn, it all boils down to "if brett favre was a lady, i would yell at him, 'GO HAVE YOUR PERIOD SOME MORE BIG BLOUSY GIRLFACE!!!!'"