brett favre is having fun

^'09 Bonnie and Clyde

Thelma and Louise, driving the Vikes over a cliff

maybe chilly will borrow favre some robert heinlein books to read

I'm excited that Favre is going to be throwing passes to Green Bay players again.

^^^^ ow

lol this fuckin guy

RS i can't think of why the vikes D will be worse this year though.... i guess pat williams is getting old but they're pretty stacked on every level

I'm excited that Favre is going to be throwing passes to Green Bay players again.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:13 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

haha so stealing this line

bus cook how u blow up nfl?

oh my god you guys.

hahahaha otm

RS i can't think of why the vikes D will be worse this year though

desperately trying to remember exactly what it was that made me convinced of this but in lieu of having anything to back it up i am going to stand by it and be an asshole about it for a while and hope Favre throws enough picks that their offence only plays 9 snaps a game and the defence dies of exhaustion. if i come up with anything more concrete i'll be sure to let yall know.

lol schlereth and cris carter are destroying the vikes and childress. schlereth taking down shanahan for good measure.

dunno about favre but im having fun w/ this news right now

schlereth taking down shanahan

whoa, you BIT the hand marty! you BIT THE HAND!

(what did he say?)

they were talking about how a head coach who loses credibility in the eyes of players can never count on them to go above and beyond. schlereth told a long story about how for four years whenever the broncos played the chiefs, shanahan would rip on dale carter and say he wasn't tough enough, man enough, etc. to be a bronco. after four, the broncs signed carter and made him the highest paid dude on the team, letting go some other v. well-liked guy in the process. schlereth claims from that day forward shanahan lost part of the team.

grain of salt and all but you usually don't hear stuff like this on sportscenter.

omar wanted me to post these links with the instruction that u read them all in succession and lol heartily

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3276034
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3898942
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4362093

lol

'mentally tired'

lol how should vikings fans feel that 3 weeks ago their new starting qb didn't feel that physically he could play at a level that was acceptable.

and that soreness in both ankles and his left knee worsened and would not subside during private workouts.

and that he felt he could "never get over the mental hump" that his body wouldn't hold up for a full season.

i like the teaser for link to doug gottlieb show:

"Ed Werder talks about Brett Favre deciding to stay retired. He doesn't see Brett returning again. With Favre's decision, what will Werder cover now?"

xpost

hahahaha

I fully welcome Favre returning. It's good for my wallet.

i thought some version of this dude is "mentally tired" when i caught up with this thread just now, to be fair

GUYZ PRESS CONFERENCE!

brad childress looks like he should be bummin cigs outside a va hospital

favre is bright red. he looks like he just stepped of the set of that wrangler commercial.

watchin this press conference...mental fatigue all over the place

he is v v red

okay i caught this in the middle of things, but should he really be cataloguing how broken his body is right now?

except for his impressive ability to manipulate ppl and situations he really is dumb as a bag of rocks.

guys he's still saying, "you never know."

i think he's referring to whether his body will physically disintegrate when he steps on the field, not whether he'll retire in the next five minutes, but still

what a disaster for kornheiser

he just said I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU!!!!

he just said BELIEVE ME!!!

haha "i still feel like i can help this team...or whichever team" favre's still takin' offers, guys

okay all this time favre has been taking career advice from his ten-year-old daughter

she wants him to win another super bowl, vikings fans!

lol cause she remembers the first ones so well.

"dude, it's america. it happens all the time."

"it is what it is."

"he's frum new jursey...he's got a funny way ah puttin' thangs"

i seriously did not even know what he meant by that. turns out he meant that rare word, "dude."

AHAHAH "TRUE PACKER FANS WILL UNDERSTAND" SO FUCKING CRAZY, THIS GUY.

run a few plays, whatever those may be hahahahaha i fukkin love this guy

brad childress is all beardy

hahaha he totally has no explanation for signing favre

this fucking guy

my god

wait I think the Browns play the vikes in the season opener

THEY DO