Worst TV adverts of the moment

WE HAVE NO R

It's on the radio, not telly, but the WE BUY ANY CAR, WE BUY ANY CAR, WE BUY ANY CAR, ANY ANY ANY ANY, WE BUY ANY CAR one.

Apparently it is a TV ad too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-yEWZTBQ64

I'm sorry.

this, especially the WONGA guy who has inspired some remix videos already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJW0LKXeOE

After watching the Envirophone ad too many times, I have realised you can make any advert better by inserting "...and it's good for the environment!" randomly in it.

"And always, it has to be Heinz" = GO FUCK YERSELVES. TV equivalent of saying "lock thread" or "end of".

Also reminds of Robert Lindsay being the smuggest smug cunt in the world on those Morrison's adverts a couple of months back, surprised I didn't lay into that shit at the time.

Really? Don't remember it.

"Power to the People" ?

I'm sure (and I'm sure you all know too) that they make crap ads on purpose, just so's standup comedians can use them in their routines and mention the product while doing so.

Child that wants to evacuate his bowels at McCartney's abode, for instance...

Lindsay ad was like "I just want fresh fish that costs tuppence and gets served to me by some dude in a Victorian fishmongers outfit tugging his fucking forelock" middle class entitlement horse cobblers

The ad is very similar to Hammond's "I just want meat", in that they're both pushing supermarket trolleys through the countryside.

I take it as read that Hammond's gonna reek of smug entitlement tho

ah right. Good old brane, filtering out the crap just for me..

It's the way Lindsay delivers "Is that too much to ask?" in the same voice as the Fast Show "...which was nice" character.

Worse thing about Hammond ad is his "look" - 40 something geezer still trying to look like he's 20

DUDE THAT'S MY WHOLE STEEZ

We call this "doing a Lovejoy"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/essex/content/images/2009/01/29/lovejoy_cast_470_470x352.jpg

Nah, Hammond's look is a million times worse

Mine too, xpost.

However, Lovejoy "looks like 20" in what way exactly?

Mark, you telling me you've got hair like Hammond - that's the worst part

trying to look like he's 20...

...not necessarily succeeding. At all.

hmm, I'll give you "30" but who looks twenty in that? Citation, or it's untrue...

Lovejoy is classic, Hammond dud

http://www.keysalive.com/hammond.jpg

^ nice legs

Mark G posts "shame about the face" in 5...4...3...

"...shame about the bass... uh, pedals"

Not while "The Monks" are the band formed by US stationed army personnel that took raw protopunk formats to the Germans, and not two ex-Stawbs, I don't!

shame about the fascia...

'lovejoy was ace' is the new 40 trying to look 20 btw

We buy any car is the BEST advert of the moment you menkos.

the donk isn't big enough

https://www.media.mit.edu/resenv/classes/MAS963/history/korg_images/korg01doncamatic.gif

the donk isn't big enough

I will concede, but like Touch'n'Fresh they had to make some smooth out some of the rough edges for the mainstream.

Would you believe I can't find the Touch'n'fresh jungle advert on youtube - anyone care to oblige?

No mention of 'money for gold' on this thread = fail.

Thank YOU! fyi vagina.

Not sure whats better - vox pop numpties or this one with hard-up US celebs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRVzF9dBl7c

'Cause people out there turn their jewlry into gold

I wish someone would use Nico's "We've Got the Gold" in one of these give us yer jewellery adverts

It's lucky that Spandau Ballet have reformed, otherwise we'd have the treat of Tony Hadley saying "Send us your gold! (GOLD!!!)"

I did resist that one, E"B"A...

What's the advert where the woman says, "It's so quick and easy..." but every time it sounds EXACTLY like, "It's so frickin' easy..."?

New Cadbury Caramel posters are on some next level Furry shit btw.

http://vitalsignsblogging.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cadburys-caramel-pic.jpg

http://getsiobhanny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/0_image_903.jpg

That is a rabbit. They are asking their customers to be sexually aroused by a rabbit. What the fuck is wrong with people?

If it's anything like the old ads, it's a rabbit with the voice of Miriam Margolyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA

Yeah I know. Running a Furry-bait ad 10 years before the WWW took off is pretty ground-breaking.

It's like that bit in Wayne's World where Garth admits to being turned on by the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs dresses as a woman.

i thought halifax adverts had reached their nadir with howard. how wrong i was...

that new one with the "radio station"? I thought I was having some kind of turn, it's utterly grotesque.