_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

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I'd go.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Avatard

velko, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

A bit disappointing, really.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Lulz at "Avetar"...

Bill A, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar/hd/

maybe corny

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

the cgi blue "people" look pretty cgi

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

duh i guess. some nice visuals otherwise.

funny how District 9 which cost maybe a 10th of what this cost still has better looking cgi characters.

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

cgi cgi cgi

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

So much for the "revolutionary" CGI. Looks like one big video game cut-scene

Number None, Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

AVATAR takes us to a spectacular new world beyond our imagination, where a reluctant hero embarks on a journey of redemption and discovery, as he leads a heroic battle to save a civilization. The film was first conceived by Cameron 14 years ago, when the means to realize his vision did not yet exist. Now, after four years of actual production work, AVATAR delivers a fully immersive cinematic experience of a new kind, where the revolutionary technology invented to make the film, disappears into the emotion of the characters and the sweep of the story.

velko, Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Every time I see this title I think it's that Bruce Willis Second Life spoof.

Dom J. Palladino (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

cue ishtar joke?

wow does this ever (unexpectedly) look like one of those cheap direct-to-video super-scifi cheap CGI thingies.

no sign of the "whole new world of real-feeling characters thing". seems way more Polar Express than gollum...

sean gramophone, Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

will the .1 of 5.1 be used to immerse us in this bold, new vision???

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Kind of gives off a Matrix sequels vibe too. Maybe it's the dreadlocks

Number None, Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9LW53BBFuek/So2komr4tlI/AAAAAAAAAag/evAEh5rADxI/s400/Avatar001.png

lol roger dean

velko, Friday, 21 August 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Best summary of the trailer I've read so far: "Ferngully with guns."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 August 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha otm

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Preview reminds me of the slow build-up that worked so well in Aliens and (yes) Titanic. Second half looks like a '69 Nam hookah trip.

Q. Tarantino Presents: Popeye (Eazy), Friday, 21 August 2009 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link

This ... looks terrible.

irreconcilable aesthetic criteria (Eric H.), Friday, 21 August 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The preview is unpromising, but I wouldn't mind being proved wrong. At least it seems ambitious, which after a long summer of nothing-but-sequels as far as mainstream Hollywood big budget, high concept stuff goes, is kind of refreshing.

ken tynan's spanking buddy (sciolism), Friday, 21 August 2009 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm with you on that, sciolism - watched the trailer quite a few times and I've gone from initial "meh", to thinking this might actually be pretty cool. It also feels a bit premature to dismiss it from a 2 minute trailer on a 19" computer monitor when it's been made to be watched in IMAX 3D.

Bill A, Friday, 21 August 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i just hate the quasi-furry design of the characters..gross gross gross

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link

like the part where the main dude is grinning in the lab says "this is great"...it's ugh ugh ugh uncanny valley creepy to the max (plus mongoloid eyes and stupid fantasy kangaroo ears)

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, I could easily torrent some old shitty Thundercats episodes if I had some burning need to see anthropomorphic tiger-people shoot bows and arrows at each other.

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 07:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Cameron's done some cool stuff with creatures...the aliens in The Abyss were neat!

Why does this shit have to look so much like a lame-ass fantasy novel cover?

Bleaurgh.

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Bleaurgh.

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Bleaurgh!

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link

"If we make money, I guarantee there will be more," Cameron said. "If we don't, we'll pretend it never happened."

it may be two years old, but I still love this touching display of pride in yr work.

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Friday, 21 August 2009 09:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img.denihilation.com/delgovatar.html

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 August 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link

what the hell is delgo

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Friday, 21 August 2009 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i think your question answers your question

i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link

they do reminds me of the Mission To Mars alien a bit :[

unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 21 August 2009 11:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the second half of the trailer looks like an ad for herbal tea

fleetwood (max), Friday, 21 August 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Worst thing imo is the font, absolutely hideous.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Friday, 21 August 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

thought they would write it

/\ \/ /\ + /\ R

unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 21 August 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

And this didn't look cheesy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaHXIIyd8nM

Q. Tarantino Presents: Popeye (Eazy), Friday, 21 August 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Avatar isn't a kids film tho

unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 21 August 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Well hey, they already released the videogame tie-in:

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-08/48772041.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/articles/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo,16751/

abanana, Friday, 21 August 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Bender the Magnificent

23 Dec. 2008 | 5:04 PM CST

You're a mindless idiot.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 August 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The steadily mounting reactions from an apparent Israeli screening of some "Avatar" footage has been resoundingly negative. FWIW:

https://twitter.com/cinemascopian

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

^from that "we might have another Speed Racer on our hands here".

I AM NOW PSYCHED!

DavidM, Friday, 21 August 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Looks stupid.

Alex in SF, Friday, 21 August 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

That looks JUST A BIT Kincade in space.

gossip and complaints (suzy), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

what a horrifying reveal. The guy who made such cold, dark science fiction is now making a garish, tacky fantasy starring furries.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 August 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

How come there are giant rocks that can hover but the guy is stuck in a wheelchair?

Also, Papyrus font has been a no no for at least ten years now.

Nate Carson, Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm excited for the new one too but I can look at enormous CGI trees and characters jumping on floating rocks all day. I understand 200% why people would get nothing out of this franchise

Vinnie, Saturday, 9 July 2022 01:58 (one year ago) link

I enjoyed the first one fine at the time but have barely thought about it since and can’t imagine spending an entire career on this thinly imagined nonsense.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 July 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link

the coded racial stuff felt v icky & outdated to me in 2009, its hard for me to imagine it playing any better in 2022

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Saturday, 9 July 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link

My wife hadn’t seen Avatar and we started watching it together recently. After an hour she didn’t understand why she was watching a boring film that looks like a video game without the fun of being able to play it and decided to stop watching – and I totally got her point.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 9 July 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link

xp

I mean it’s not particularly sophisticated in its deployment, but ‘industrialized colonists v. naturist natives’ is kind of an archetype and I’m not sure what coded racial stuff is in there that’s particularly icky? Seemed intentionally broad. Unless you’re referring to something specific that I’m forgetting.

I liked Avatar. I mean a lot’s been written about how it made a bazillion dollars yet made absolutely minimal cultural impact considering. It did evaporate off of me almost immediately. But, y’know, had fun seeing it in IMAX, good spectacle, action set pieces were solid.

I’m actually kinda stoked for Part 2. I’m a sucker for underwater shit.

circa1916, Sunday, 10 July 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link

I rode the 3D Avatar ride at Disney World in February and it was awesome. It made me want to see another Avatar movie. (Because it would be a lot cheaper than going to Disney World again.)

three months pass...

Avatar: The Way Of Holding Your Water:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/avatar-way-of-water-runtime-1235251391/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 October 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Film expert Gregg Turkington (as seen on AMC) just called this the greatest movie of all time

frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

nonsense. that would have to be either The Greatest Show on Earth or The Greatest Story Ever Told.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link


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