submitted for your consideration (TYNAN APPRECIATION THREAD)

tynan's gonna kick you in the nutz for that

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

oooooh i'm scared.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

he's so rambunctious

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm more scared of m@tth3w p3rp3tu@'s asscrack, actually. shit is SCARY.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, missed that, but did anyone see Hogan Knows Best? Now THAT'S a show I can get behind!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 1st, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

and ppl wonder why theater kids get teased all the time. how come no one has embedded that youtube yet? jon, can you cascade the shit out of that into all threads he appears on, plz?

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

we need a TYNAN ALERT THREAD

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

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― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

kudos, boys

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL AT ASCII ART + CSS

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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WATCH ME TAKE A DUMP AND CALL IT A BLOG MEME

OR AS I CALL IT A BLEME

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT THREADS HE ON TODAY DUDES

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i just noticed this!

STRONGO I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU
-- caitlin oh no

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have you ever made out with a girl before
-- caitlin oh no

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

omg i just won ilx

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, what threads to nuke???

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

is that aladdin??

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

winner!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

just nuke as many as possible, don't waste time thinking about it please!!!!!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://lcni.uoregon.edu/Staff.html#

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ITEM

Calvin Johnson is a twat who hits on 14 year old girls at outdoor venues, then thinks he's cool cause he dicks around on his guitar and "sings" in a shitty, tuneless voice. God, I like Meatloaf better than Calvin Johnson.No wait, Meatloaf touched me once. Nevermind.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 1st, 2006 4:10 PM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

two minutes ago! he's close!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

WEB IS SHOT

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

That quote there is fodder for the "gygax! = tynanTynanTYNAN!" camp.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/images/2006/06/poopfreezewide.jpg

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

god my eyes hurt from reading so much shit about Donovon Frankenfucker. Let's talk about someone real, like the new Adiann Quinn album produced by Alan Braxe and Fred Falke. For the love of GOD dl "Snack Attack Six Pack." Legendary shit.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a new Tynan on the block, obv.

― breathny spears let me see the sex that you did. (noodle vague), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread comes up #3 on a google search for "tynan delong" btw

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 8th, 2006.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Thursday, 8 June 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this I Love Music? Or I Love Lame Ass Celebrity Gossip? Please, save this shit for PinkIsTheNewBlog you fongs.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"fongs" roffle

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

great. just what i need. another discussion about the arctic monkeys. I'm glad we set our time machines to 2005. NEXT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Hahaha. He might actually have a point, but his manner!

Also: "you fongs" OMG.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread comes up #3 on a google search for "tynan delong" btw

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), June 1st, 2006 7:47 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

i dont know what google server youre getting, but when i search his name i get this thread #1 and #2

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i came here to post the 'yoga flame' quote

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

FONGS! I LOVE THIS GUY

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

duder is a meme machine

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yoga flame

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

(or a streetfighter 2 move, ymmv)

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

YOGA FLAME FOR ALL TIME, FONGOLOID.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

also, rofl @ having to hit tab & return to post coz css alladin is in the way, wtf.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"css alladin" is a good metaphor.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

please to explain WHAT IS "FONG"???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea! I checked google, and it was just pages andpages of atrist's studios, layers, restaurants etc run by ppl with the surname "Fong". The guy has his own dialect, obviously.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

tynan defong

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

urbandictionary.com offers this possible meaning:

"A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fong

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

also lol @ dhalsim

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

fob doesn't even come close to explaining.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link