The All-New STYLUS.

1st point of issue - Soweto Kinch.

1) Dom couldn't remember his name. That is all.

2) I said what I said NOT because it's hip-hop and jazz, but because people are saying it's great because it's a fusion of hip-hop and jazz, like when people say Faithless are really clever and innovative because they have live instruments, or Jason Downs thought he was really clever because he was a country musician who had a rapper on his records, or The Red Hot Chilli Peppers think they're really clever because they fuse funk and rock and rap and, fuck it, I dunno, throat singing, because they're so fucking immensely fucking talented. Common thread between the three - they're shite, jsut like the Stereophonics, just like Starsailor, trading off their supposed 'talent' rather than the music they actually come out with. Maybe Mr Kinch bucks this trend, I have no idea. I may even listen to some of his music one day.

The Dizzee Rascal comments that I made, I do apologise for. Not racist, just rather flippant and ill-informed. Thing is, upon reading them again, they're eerily reminiscent of comments So Solid Crew made about him in their NME interview, about how he's not street because he hasn't gone top 10, and has probably never even seen a gun, comments that nearly propelled me to buy the album solely because they were that ignorant and ill-informed. Of course, though, I didn't, and I bought the Wildhearts and Mower instead. I also went public school, am a virgin, and am currently drinking a bottle of Fanta and eating a Mars Bar thus increasing the grip of the evil corporations on the world or whatever the fuck else you wanna fucking have a go at me about. I didn't go on the anti-war marches, there's one.

Truth be told, I can't fucking stand situations like this. This is why you're waiting on four album reviews from me, because I hate confrontation, I hate discussion, I hate upsetting people, and all the fucking time I'm pussyfooting around trying to avoid bullshit like this by not saying anything, which is probably why half the fucking top 40 review is filled with pictures, and the other half is basically me going 'Erm...' Alright? I can't fucking write about music, I can't fucking write about anything without sounding like a bloody simpleton, an arrogant prick, or just a fucking moron generally. And that ISN'T whinging, I am NOT having a go at you, I don't fucking know what I am doing, I'm meant to be writing some letter to uni about how exactly I want to go back there because otherwise I'm fucking stuck where I am right bloody now, but no, I'm writing this stream-of-consciousness bile-fuelled fuckerbucker 500 cack because I cannot handle anything.

Dom, you just missed Raul Malo on Des & Mel.

You see, that's the important thing here.

Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry sorry.

This, I think, is roughly what you're equating me with. Which I'm not very happy about.

If you're not even capable of undertaking that elementary level of homework, you should not be writing about music.

And no, maybe we shouldn't be.

(Xpost)

A) I wasn't a huge fan of that piece, largely b/c I thought the IM-ish thing was just sort of sloppy and hard to read. Nick and I tried to pull off a piece like this earlier and, well, it never ran. For good reason.

B) I think there's a difference between "racism" and "racial insensitivity". One is pretty much evil -- the other merely stupid. This seemed to clearly be flirting the latter -- a tossed-off, somewhat poorly thought-out attempt at glibness.

I would hope, Marcello, you wouldn't write off Stylus based on one isolated instance of something of this nature.

Someone on another board (ok, h1p1n1on) says this, which may or may not be an attempt at a hoax, but I'm just copying since I don't know:

One of my friends works at a promotions company and got an email back from them saying:

"Hi there PR person/band person:

Stylus Magazine will no longer be actively published starting on
October 31, 2007. We may or may not be stopping publishing reviews
long before that, so please DO NOT send any discs to us."

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dom this isnt the thread to brag about girls you fucked

Originally I was going to post this picture:

http://weekly.ahram.org.eg/1999/461/mourning.jpg

some behind-the-scenes magic right there

hey, ethan, two out of three ain't bad, especially the one at the back. you could argue on balance that it's a haul to be proud of!

if it's true, then someone's got to keep Single Jukebox alive. It's my favorite feature, with some of the stalwarts of NYLPM.

yeah, i'd be bummed if that got the ax too, for obvious reasons.

What???

I don't know! That's why I posted it.

Well the Stypod went away a few weeks ago and Beatz By the Pound (my definite favorite part of the site) has certainly slowed in the past few weeks. Surely someone here can confirm.

:-( :-( :-(

stylus has a weekly feature about beats by the pound?!

you missed last week's column about Charge It 2 Da Game?

yeah i gotta say the debate between mo b. dick & nick southall about radiohead's best album was kinda predictable tho

???

haha i could actually imagine an audiophile discussion between klc and southall, he seems like the kind of dude who would give a shit about that sort of thing

time for KLC poll

... so it's not true then? Or aren't we supposed to know about it yet?

so this was on HIPINION was it

I'm still writing.

ok, fair point, the two of you.

I didn't know about Hipinion til today...JESUS CHRIST! IT'S TERRRRRRIBLE.

i need an ALL NEW STYLUS for one of my turntables

any news?

Probably a hoax, never heard a thing about this since.

I don't think it's telling tales out of school if I say so, but it turns out it's true, Stylus is kaput.

Really?

so I hear! I haven't been a regular contributor or in the loop for like a year, though. sorry to anyone if it's supposed to be under wraps at the moment but if people are already speculating then it's not really much a secret.

Uh.