GOTHIC ANUS

I STILL LOVE THIS THREAD MUST REVIVE A++++

I think your friend meant gargoyles and vampires were flying out of your but to the tune of "Third Uncle".

-- VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:07 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Ha ha ha ha ha

Dan and J0hn were fucking top class on this thread.

...I was gonna say "top hole on this thread" but ... UH.

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PRAISE THE LORD.

-- nickalicious (nickalicious

Well that's all changed in three short years. See for yourself.

lol no thanx

haha a mere 53 minutes from start of thread to goatse.cx!

:D this thread

still classic.

"gothic anus" is playing through my head to the tune of "I Touch Roses"

yeah, it's about time to revive this thread

Gooogle tells me Gothic Anus is now a record label. They must release some dark shit.

I shouldn't laugh as hard as I am laughing at moley's use of the word "release," but what the hell, I am who I am

that would be excelsiored to death if I had cut & paste on this thing

ROTHIC ANUS

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/david-lee-roth-hair-1.jpg

lol

ok i'm not a "ICH ICH DIE AFTER NICHT SAFE FÜR ARBEIT!!" type, but if less icky threads got a NSFW tag... just sayin'

Tempted to turn Perry's lyrix into a black metal opus.

http://www.steve.gb.com/images/me/anus.jpg

u ok ned?

lol following links in old threads brings you to some funny places

follow enough links on ILX and next thing you know you're all up in gothic anus

^^^^^^^ too true

knee deep in gothic anus over here

tbh i just dont have the time to skim through gothic anus at work today

hahahahahahahahaha

"man, the guy who lives in the apartment across from me spent all day reloading gothic anus"

I wish 2020 would fall deep into a gothic anus

are gothic anuses darkened buttholes

Way too kind a fate.

Are you sure it hasn't?

I'm mildly afraid to google 'GOTHIC ANUS'.

google for anus and find 2020

Hope for 2021:

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/georges-bataille-the-solar-anus

pro display name, Neanderthal

Look into my
Look into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
It shall expose the darkness and despair
Through the veil
My sphincter of malice
Moans and trembles in the pale moonlight
The dark-kinder play
In fields of blood
A wasteland expands from the colon of desire

Gaze into my
Gaze into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
Beams of terror emit forth

The afterlife beckons
From my twisted duodenum
Your heart is leaden
But a kiss will make the constriction explode
Another glance through a gauzy screen
And another demon is born

Submit to my
Bathe inside my
Deep inside my gothic anus

With a bowed head and aching back
The nubs of succubus wings
Giving pixeis the hump of ages
Winding through a small intestine
Dripping with ennui and angst
Your hatred suppository makes you strong

Gothic anus rules us all
Give over to the brownness

MY SPHINCTER OF MALICE

the "pale moonlight" lyric reminded me of "serious moonlight" which reminded me of Let's Dance era Bowie, and now I have "Gothic Anus" in my head to the tune of "Modern Love" even though it doesn't quite scan ...

walks beside me
(Gothic Anus) walks on by
(Gothic Anus) gets me to the church on time
(Gothic Anus) terrifies me
(Gothic Anus) makes me party
(Gothic Anus) puts my trust in God and man
(Gothic Anus) no confession
(Gothic Anus) no religion
(Gothic Anus) don't believe in Gothic Anus

let me know if you want to see the lyrics to the next song -- Gothic Anus Boulevard (Sisters of Mercy)