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What did Chris Martin say to the Chainsmokers when he heard their song "Roses"?
I want something just like this
― Vinnie, Saturday, 24 August 2024 02:09 (four months ago) link
two months pass...
Mick Jones and Lou Gramm were walking down the street and they saw a man who looked unwell. This man stumbled slowly, erratically, his cheeks puffing out periodically.
At one point, he stopped, opened one of the residents' mailboxes, and started projectile vomiting inside it
The homeowners came out very upset, but Lou assured them they would handle the situation. Mick tended to the sick man, offering him water and proving him a pain reliever, while Lou cleaned up the mailbox, then brought the soiled mail inside and cleaned it off.
Weeks later, a man walked by the local civic center and saw Lou and Mick being presented with medals by the mayor. The homeowner from the previous episode was standing outside.
The man asked the homeowner why Mick and Lou were being recognized with medals, and the homeowner replied "Because they're--"
― Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2024 21:44 (two months ago) link
two weeks pass...