Artist-specific music jokes

So Johnny Cash falls in love with a lady of Mesoamerican heritage who keeps a menagerie of big cats that all need exercising, and he tells her "Because you're Mayan, I'll walk the lion."

Does anyone know who did the song Owner of a Lonely Heart?

[makes the screeching sound at the beginning of that song]

Almost 20 years later and I'm still loving that Philip Glass joke upthread

What was Steely Dan’s bus driver for the Welsh leg of their tour called?

Dai behind the wheel

Does anyone know who did the album Once We Were Scum Now We Are God?

Does anyone know the title of Guns N' Roses' next-to-last single?

What did Chris Martin say to the Chainsmokers when he heard their song "Roses"?

I want something just like this

Mick Jones and Lou Gramm were walking down the street and they saw a man who looked unwell. This man stumbled slowly, erratically, his cheeks puffing out periodically.

At one point, he stopped, opened one of the residents' mailboxes, and started projectile vomiting inside it

The homeowners came out very upset, but Lou assured them they would handle the situation. Mick tended to the sick man, offering him water and proving him a pain reliever, while Lou cleaned up the mailbox, then brought the soiled mail inside and cleaned it off.

Weeks later, a man walked by the local civic center and saw Lou and Mick being presented with medals by the mayor. The homeowner from the previous episode was standing outside.

The man asked the homeowner why Mick and Lou were being recognized with medals, and the homeowner replied "Because they're--"

PUKE! BOX! HEROES!

:)

Purgin', purgin', purgin', purgin' emergency... *saxophone solo*