Hi, I'm Adam Schefter.

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yup!!

geir ham, go (J0rdan S.), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

every time he's on screen, they show his "resume" underneath him. sorely lacking the "man of the year" line item.

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

u should tell them

ovum if you got 'em (gbx), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

gross

am i the only one who is mortified and saddened that he's on espn now

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i am mortified and saddened that he didn't bring the rest of the nfln with him, and then sent berman et al to the nfln ghetto in exchange.

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Adam Schefter seems more like an agent than a reporter imo.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

heh, you said 'the espn'

i haven't seen adam the schefter on the espn yet tonight, maybe he'll turn up after the game..

daria, actually (daria-g), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

http://tweetphoto.com/32843919

i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 July 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ariesmoonlight (8/1/2010 at 7:47 PM) Report Violation
saw the bus on I-94 east headed to Detroit

max, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://twitter.com/#!/Adam_Schefter/status/2506180316364800

dude is now just reppin for cookie shops on twitter. outta control with power.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

he needs to hang out with peter king and have a swig of latte to go with his cookies.

omar little, Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

"Please welcome my new delicious friend to Twitter"

big steve vai fan (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Is the Man Of The Year cover still online somewhere?

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 18 October 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/you/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.html

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:25 (ten years ago) link

thanks, i went there but was missing the "you" in the url

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 18 October 2013 05:32 (ten years ago) link

anything for a fellow schefter fan

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 July 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/508585615546675201/photo/1

good taste w/the schef

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link

ha i saw the schef on tv the other day and said to myself man schef that is a very unbecoming suit

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

cause he hadn't gotten his new samuelsohns yet, i hope

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

it looked old, he was being enveloped by it

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

thats just wrong

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

agree suits shd not eat people they r not even alive

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/iDfyzQQJlnz94.gif

, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link

http://youtu.be/tHK34y2-Yww

schef goes a bit off script around 2:25, genuinely pissed at the league and the ravens.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/591243237186220032/NiU3LEBv.jpg

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

this is killing me rn

http://i.imgur.com/2z6wjt8.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

haha adam what r u doing

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

G   S
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gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

wow

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:45 (seven years ago) link

thats our boy!

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 March 2017 16:04 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

I love Scotch, scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 23, 2017

call all destroyer, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

seems like important content for his wikipedia page

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

no idea where else to put this, but this is super sad and i'm very angry right now

Deshaun Watson did tear his ACL, per source. Tests on-site revealed tear. @rapsheet first mentioned this possibility.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 2, 2017

bodak horseman (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 November 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

fuck this guy, touting this as some kind of accomplishment instead of the gross negligence that it is

Worth a reminder: the NFL is now on Sunday of Week 12, and it has yet to cancel a single game this season.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 29, 2020

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

https://t.co/z4QXihlbh6 pic.twitter.com/5kpjdP9LqH

— Isaac Chotiner (@IChotiner) July 12, 2022

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link

chotiner interview schefter challenge

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link

ILNFL's monster. We were so much younger then...

You have to think that Adam and Mort just don't like each other, right?

earlnash, Thursday, 14 July 2022 02:04 (one year ago) link


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