They got the simplicity of it all exactly right.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, time-tested and everything. Don't take my word for it.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
how y'all dicks doin??
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
still granting wishes!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
They're so fucking rad!
― god bless this -ation (Abbott), Monday, August 17, 2009 3:53 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
― crabRCISE (gbx), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
good, good.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
You know one thing my dick totally loves? Huey Lewis and the News.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 29 August 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Kenan are you actually Patrick Bateman?
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Saturday, 29 August 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 31 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
* i wish i did not have a dick 2* i wish i had foreskin 1* i wish my dick were more narrow 1* i wish my dick were shorter 1* i do not have a dick, but i wish i did 1
hmmmmmmm
― mince lice (electricsound), Monday, 31 August 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Mirror mirror on the wall, will I ever again see a live human dick at all?
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link
A dick is a wish your heart makes.
Wait, that's not right...
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link