So do just about everything.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
women don't
― nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Quiet, you.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Ferns and moss are the only plants with water-transmitted sperm, which is why there aren't that many species of them. They rely on external fluids, too, which is why you only find them in wet environments. Most other plants just shed sperm everywhere (lol hay fever is all the sperm in your nose) or by getting it all over some or another animal. Fungi & bacteria & prokaryotes don't have sperm either! </biology pedant>
― god bless this -ation (Abbott), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.grainsessential.ca/english/images/grains/wheat-kernel.jpg^^^ a similar diagram on the side of a packet of Shredded Wheat put me off eating said cereal for a while when I was a kid
― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Oh of course! No you're totally right. I just meant the sperm part when I said that most everything does.
Then again, ferns and mosses are some of the most primitive plants, and some of the first... THINGS... to evolve sexual reproduction at all.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
They're so fucking rad!
― god bless this -ation (Abbott), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
They got the simplicity of it all exactly right.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, time-tested and everything. Don't take my word for it.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
how y'all dicks doin??
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
still granting wishes!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
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― crabRCISE (gbx), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
good, good.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
You know one thing my dick totally loves? Huey Lewis and the News.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 29 August 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Kenan are you actually Patrick Bateman?
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Saturday, 29 August 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 31 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
* i wish i did not have a dick 2* i wish i had foreskin 1* i wish my dick were more narrow 1* i wish my dick were shorter 1* i do not have a dick, but i wish i did 1
hmmmmmmm
― mince lice (electricsound), Monday, 31 August 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Mirror mirror on the wall, will I ever again see a live human dick at all?
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link
A dick is a wish your heart makes.
Wait, that's not right...
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link