Explain me Fender guitars, for I am a dumbass

yep, like nearly impossible.

There's a pretty steady eBay grey market though as long as you follow standard buyer-beware principles. I found my Japanese Strat XII from a local guy this way

man this thread is kind of interesting in a historical sense, didn't realize that i had scooped the (now failed) IPO on here that long beforehand. also the shift of fender has gotten weirder, with the new run of models that are fender branded and made in china. really the big winner in all of this appears to have been G&L, who are probably having the best year in the history of the company. how things change etc.

one of the prime reasons cited for the IPO failure was the amount of unpaid invoices fender is sitting on from guitar center/musicians friend (30-30% of fenders total income iirc), and the general feeling in the business community that they will never get paid.

kind of bittersweet to feel vindicated abt all of this because i do love fender guitars (well some of them. mostly older ones) and it's a shame to see the company go down this path.

but enough abt that, somebody come up with a weird fender question, im bored

so they now make guitars in usa, mexico, china, japan (still??), any other places?

sry that's not really a weird question.

still some korean production as well, not sure if they have anything out of indonesia. various rumors abt the starcasters (which are bizarrely unmarked with country of origin) being made in india (this is not good, those have been some pretty terrible guitars throughout history)

have you ever heard stories about someone attempting to insert their Fender rectally? if so, how far did he/she get?

(look, you're the one who asked for weird questions)

did i ever tell you about the dude who got his arm stuck in his acoustic guitar and drove over to the shop with it hanging out his car window

hahaha yes you did, classic

iirc the special technique you used to get his arm out of the guitar was "pull arm out of hole"

we i lived in india we bought some really awesome/awful and cheap musical equipment for various shitty bands i was in. "ivanez" guitars e.g. i vaguely remember a wah-wah pedal that had a string between the expression pedal and the base.

thats actually a sort of timehonored tradition tho, at least with volume pedals, the old ernie ball/fender/dearmond volume pedals all ran/still run with a string loop.

oh cool, i guess it was an artisanal handcrafted wahwah then

Library coworker of mine did this interview with the guy who did the Fender history book:

http://stereoembersmagazine.com/75-years-of-fender-guitars-an-interview-with-guitar-and-amplifier-historian-dave-hunter/