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local news needs more "ursine interest" pieces imo

if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 August 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

altogether I had a pretty good week of lols and for the aake of freak I would like to offer the following:

Eric Kleefeld

Thank you and my apologies in advance for any confusion

El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 August 2009 06:34 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGgc2YYSTvE
Fact that he's Floridian kind of explains a lot to me.

BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

have we had this conversation: why do furries even exist?

I mean, like sexual fetishes like S&M or feet or whatever have existed for time immemorial, but ppl weren't dressing up like ocelots and shit back in the renaissance.

I'm in Miami Subs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

dude, just cos you don't see that shit at your fave renaissance faire doesn't mean it didn't happen. maybe it means you should go to more adventurous renaissance faires.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

owned.

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

wau @ joshu2ber's comedy show

if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

fly amirites

if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

"I know I have some talent, but i need to know how talented am i" = 1/3 of ILX posts, mine included

BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

josh2uber wearing arsenal shirt josh2uber invalidated

cozwn, Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/History

"1982 saw the release of four all ages furry films - The Secret Of NIMH, The Flight Of Dragons, The Last Unicorn and The Plague Dogs."
^wrong on so many levels.

But to answer yer question whiney: http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/ConFurence_Zero

BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

whiney's a secret furry don't even

cozwn, Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

you don't think the Romulus and Remus raised by a wolf thing has no furry connotations?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

they were raised by a wolf not rubbing one out in a Doubletree lobby by a wolf

Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

so thats what goes on

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

This is apparantly the "Rocky Horror of furry fandom." I was of the right age to see this on VHS, but I guess I never did...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Zs3607vQs

Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Read that as "Analympics" :(

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i think most people looking for analympics and finding that would be seriously disappointed.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

but the thirty people who weren't went off and each made furry conventions. It's the Velvet Undergrowl of the movement.

BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

why would you say "growl" there

what a horribly formed "joke"!

i didnt even have to look at your name below that to know it was you, dude

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

A growl is a noise that an animal would make.
The Velvet Underground is a popular band whose initial album offering was
generally neglected except by a small group of people who went on to be tremendously influential.
The blending of GROund and GROwl is a delicious PUN, do u C?
I will make an effort to explain these things in greater detail for you in the future.

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

ok but the pun is still supposed to make sense even if you dont parse the wordplay

yours is retarded

there is no "THE velvet undergrowl" of the blah blah blah

you could have just said "velvet undergrowl"

though you probably should have said nothing cause, as i previously stated, its a retarded joke anyway

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, you could have just said velvet underground. at least then it might have functioned as a joke

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

your image is blunked tbh

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

1. blunk 29 up, 15 down love it hate it

To be blazed and drunk
Last night I got so blunk I don't even know what went down wit that crazy japanese chik

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I am glad u r feeling my mad blunk style roxy

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

if something called "velvet undergrowl" existed, then obviously IT ITSELF would be the "velvet undergrowl" of the furry world

i cant believe im explaining this but dude you have been less funny than the least funny periods of custos and KBP combined lately, its fuckin frustrating to watch

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

uh huh. uh huh. Go on?

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

y'all SBed ethan, dom, cank et al, and just let this guy roam free

fuck ilx

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

roxy, i'm here for a hug if you need it.

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

youd probably call the hug a mug and then explain that that's a successful pun because we have faces and faces are sometimes called mugs

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

would that be funny? work with me here; i'm trying to learn.

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

forks should be posting to elmo's penis thread with that username.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 forks

estela, Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i like seeing forks posts followed by that

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I consider that fair payment for the lolz i am getting for "if something called 'velvet undergrowl' existed, then obviously IT ITSELF would be the 'velvet undergrowl' of the furry world"
pleasure doin bidness witcha

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean honestly forks

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

... I love you?

(ps 4 roxy: in 1974, Olivia Newton John released a popular song called 'I Honestly Love You' which went to #1 on the pop charts pretty much internationally. my comment here is meant to reference both that piece of pop trivia, but also to run counter to your aggression by showing my flippancy in response that I might perhaps misinterpret your statement as the start of a declaration of affection. it is not meant to be funny, so much as it is meant to be dadaist and emblematic of the coarse and clipped method in which people speak on message boards such as this one. Let me know if you need links.)

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

get a room...

at the furry convention

Kerm, Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that ones hilarious now that you've given sarcastic footnotes

we're all dying

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

animalympics is v good btw

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Would love to go to the furry convention with Whiney and write a book about it. Destiny awaits!

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 August 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9021/cateyes.jpg

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

thank you for rescuing this thread.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

you grew your hair out, steve

Mariela Ure (jeff), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 06:34 (fourteen years ago) link


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