Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

"Never go full retard"

http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_sex.jpg

[gasp!] [gasp!] I think that the problem with this video is it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre. Although when viewed on its own merits, it does have a deeper groove. However what it has in groove it lacks in originality. One can't help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendancies and other bands that bear the mantle of so called "Alternative Rock". One is even reminded of Laurie Anderson when she wore curlers. Hehehmhm! This video speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from -

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

during cunnilingus: "OM NOM NOM!"

BRING BACK MY SNOWMAN MOTRHERFUCKINGFUCKER

Soylent Green is people!

Ok, click Start, All Programs, Connect to. Now tell me exactly what comes up on the screen. Great. Right click on ISPNAME connection. got it. no, Right Click. Yes, we'll have to do it all again.

ahaha that flow chart

"Seen from out here everything seems different. Time bends. Space is boundless. It squashes a man's ego. I feel lonely."

"He's prepared to die! (laughs) Doesn't it make you misty?"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"

"Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making, but no love."

"You cut out his brain, you bloody baboon!"

"Doctor Zaius, would an ape make a human doll... that TALKS?"

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

"I'd rather be banking!"

lololololololol Edward

more thread connections bait

"My God, it's full of stars!"

(xpost)
# Live longer -- marry a smart woman [Started by Ned Raggett (Ned) in October 2002, last updated 16 minutes ago by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver on I Love Everything] 9 new answers
# you can feel it, it's electric [Started by Mr. Que in February 2009, last updated 17 minutes ago by the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on 7Curtis's 7borad] 13 new answers

"Hiiii-yah!"

snoban

Sorry, that was spiteful of me. But seriously, CIO anyone still using this thread for Thread Connections.

"But darling, that's three wishes altogether, that's not possible!"

"Nevermore!"

Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated 5 minutes ago by Myonga Vön Bontee on I Love Everything] 1 new answer
funky house sceptics, let me draw your attention to this [Started by J@cob in April 2008, last updated 7 minutes ago by Tim F on I Love Music] 6 new answers

# Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.)] 2 new answers
# HEY JEWS [Started by quincie in April 2009, last updated 2 minutes ago by Ømår Littel (Jordan)] 106 new answers

^^ I am imagining this said in pretty much the same voice that goes "HEY YOU GUYS" at the beginning of The Electric Company or whatever show that was

I mean that wouldn't be so much "funny" if you were involved, but I think we went off that path long ago

REQUIEM.

HEY ITS FUCKING FREE BACON NIGHT TONIGHT

"Hey, We're Coming!"

well now i'm imagining it said like the dude from the goonies uh xpost

unremarkable areola and nipple. insignificant findings.

If it makes you feel any better, Schef, this thread made me imagine Gilbert Gottfried saying pretty much anything at all.

Real answer: "How do you like them apples"

i still think 'bingo' is great

HELLO, AGAIN WE BLUDGEON!

"Hmm, time for the bacon lube!"

http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

^ a friend told me he actually did this a couple weeks ago

REQUIEM.

― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:48 (11 months ago) Bookmark

loooooooooooooooooooool

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Best part of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock sex tape.

"Oh Fluffy...Oh Fido..."
(I could have sworn that I'd posted that to this thread already, but I don't seem to have done so.)

Inspired by 'Your highest 3 darts total'

"One hundred and eighty"

"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as 'the greatest or most significant or most influential' rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art."

"Never go full retard"

― milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrNyTvOZDY

I used to think the who thing where you call out the wrong person's name in flagrante delicto was a hackneyed comedic device that never happens in real life but um. I have done this.

"TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT"

"SWEEP THE LEG"

any of the lines from the half dozen or so programmed for the announcers in the NBA Jam games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU

lol the exact quote from the movie, thanks to a review:

"“He has the power to wipe out the human race. And if we think that there’s even a one percent chance that he’s our enemy, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty.”

Batman actually says this.

uhh wrong thread

"uhh wrong thread"

"This one's for the Gipper!"