The 2006 American Midterm Election Day Thread

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I'm a major funny asshole to the NY Times

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"Ya think I'm NUTS?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

TONY SNOW HAR HARS STAGE RIGHT

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

'DO you think I'm nuts?' 'Have I lost my sensibilities..., gregory?'

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Blue-skying now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, Tony Snow let the prez snort a line. I've never heard such a splenetically delivered speech.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, where's the big hook to yank him away?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

HERE WE GO WITH THE GIVE'EM HARRY AND IKE REFS.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Wants the dems to help institutionalise the ability for prezs in future to wage wars like this!!!

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahah "punditry"

motherfucker had to shift like two gears to pronouce it

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

this one is a classic for the ages

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

So is this even worse than Nixon's resignation speech?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Has Bush always spoken this way? His cadence is a bit odd. The last word of each sentence gets heavy emphasis and then a pause. "Donald Rumsfeld has done a great JOB.... He is a true PATRIOT..."

Is that coached?

― Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Did Nixon stutter like he was on speed?

"LAME DUCK!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Why does he keep grunting a la Sling Blade?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, what, the Vietnam deal?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh okay, right.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i was clearing brush

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Has Bush always spoken this way?

when he's reading, yes.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok i just missed what the Indian and Vietnam "deals" are

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit are we on VIETNAM comparisons now?!?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Nixon could at least speak in sentences.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

He's trying to rearticulate...something.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Grr, I wish I could watch this at work.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"I see differences"

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

So is this even worse than Nixon's resignation speech?

Well, he can't say "They'll never write a book about my mother" cuz they already did

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, Lopez:

I think I get what he was saying, but I wouldn't think a reporter insane for interpreting some of the president's remarks at this presser as I-sometimes-lie-to-reporters-during-campaigns.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Reading contest with Mr. Rove?

WHOAAAAA!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

C-SPAN better have this for the next 18 hours

OOOH, ROVE BLEW IT joke

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also CNN website has finally called MT for the flathead.

(Ironically, Montana has a Flathead County, which actually was one of the counties that strongly supported Burns.)

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"I was working harder on the campaign than he was."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the reading contest - they be fucking w/him now

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Biggest laugh of the day!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

this is crazy. I almost felt bad for him at the, "do you think I'm NUTS?" moment. such an unfamiliar sensation.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

now he's doing a weird conspiratorial eyebrow thing

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

No, wait, I meant Nixon's farewell speech, not his resignation speech. Lawd, he RAMBLED.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

actually yes I do think he's nuts. certifiably bonkers, with a massive oedipal/daddy complex.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

BUSH SEZ: I AM PERFECTLY CONTENT, PERFECTLY

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Is he going all Bud Dwyer now?

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

No do-overs to do.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh I can't wait for the official transcript...no, wait, they'll clean that up.

"You don't get do-overs!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS ISN'T MY FIRST RODEO!

― researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god, he keeps saying a version of "I don't know what you're talking about with that question." he's melting down.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"No question Iraq had an impact."

NO SHIT.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/rumsfeld_elk.jpg

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Winning on a write-in?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

what IS that weird grunt/guffaw/snicker/exhaust of breath thing?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, hold on, he's BLAMING THE BALLOT RULES?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

now he's missin his buddy the Hammer

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAAH

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

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