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ned + no editing = my everest

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

he has this on his webpage

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/bird-winner-100.jpghttp://kuci.org/~nraggett/nanowrimo2003_winner_icon.jpg

heres his novel http://kuci.org/~nraggett/gordon/

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Chapter 1

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all

http://www.jimgaston.com/snoopy/snoopy_typewriter.gif

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all.

haha xpost

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

omg i shit you not its a code-based conspiracy thriller set in rome

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Not as good as: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NH.HTM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NPP.FINALIST.HTM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Nightingale nodded, and gesturing to the others said, "With the assistance of these fine people -- and for a share of the profits, in the form of selections of what we are acquiring -- I am going to rob the most exclusive stamp collection in the world. That of the Vatican."

gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned's second chapter begins with a chat-room transcript.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i swear to god he's the only man alive to still maintain a personal home page

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

A dude w/ bookjacket covers that shd feature Michael Dudikoff SHOULD be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.politicsnj.com/plagiarism.gif

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

From chat room #philatelyrox:

HingeLord: U kno it wll be the best
Serrated: Fuck you! Tha shit iz played. Argentina 1950 complete set iz da bomb.
Angelus: Can't you people talk calmly?
HingeLord: Angelus, u are so old.
CancelMaster: You're always complaining
Angelus: A bit of restraint wouldn't go amiss.
SlyStampCat: He's right, but for the wrong reasons.
HingeLord: Haha, I knu Cat would step in.
STAMPGOD has joined.
STAMPGOD: HeY! I aM lOoKiNg FoR cOoL sTaMp WaReZ!
HingeLord: Stupid nubie.
UpsideDownPlane has joined.
UpsideDownPlane: OMFG!
Serrated: Whut, UDP?
UpsideDownPlane: http://www.gordonnightingale.com/new/greenland1915/
HingeLord: Not him again.
Serrated: Shut up, HL, you're jealous.
UpsideDownPlane: READ THE LINK
Angelus: Can't get through.
SlyStampCat: Yeah, traffic crunch or something -- oh, hold on...
STAMPGOD: GoRdOn NiGhTiNgAlE rOxOrS!
HingeLord: Go away!
Serrated: Holy...
UpsideDownPlane: See?
Angelus: He can't be serious.
SlyStampCat: He's usually been right before.
HingeLord: He's already had it verified by InterStampPol too.
Angelus: A SECOND Greenland 1915 black polar bear stamp? UNCANCELLED?
HingeLord: Haha, Angelus might actually swear now.
SlyStampCat: Doesn't say anything about where he got it. Zingh must be going nuts right now, I'll bet. She's no longer the only one.
Angelus: Yes...hm.
HingeLord: Her guards will let people in now for free haha.
Angelus: I'm going to have to talk to some people about this.
Angelus has departed.
Serrated: Fuckin' fool. He's just talking to his bankers.
SlyStampCat has departed.
CancelMaster: What, is everyone leaving?
STAMPGOD: I'm HeRe!!!
HingeLord: DIE.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Tha shit iz played. Argentina 1950 complete set iz da bomb.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Teletubbies -- amazing, how drug use can create such wondrous things as acid rock, rave/techno, and these guys.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Nightingale and Ivey had returned to the mansion, and as it turned out -- to Ivey's surprise but evidently not to Nightingale's -- that a fair amount of the attendees had joined them and were still joining them, and not merely from the select dinner table either.

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

PLZTONOMOMO

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i haven't even looked at it yet, so i hope nobody takes this the wrong way, but is this one of those things that's supposed to be bad / bad-on-purpose??

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

"I call it...Billy and the Cloneasarus."

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

From chatroom #philatelyrox:

HingeLord: What's happening at the Festival?
Serrated: Don't know, something about a bomb
CancelMaster: Who'd be crazy enough to do that?
UpsideDownPlane: Something got past InterStampPol.
Angelus: I always thought they were overrated.
Serrated: Fuck U, Angelus, get the stick out of your ass.
Angelus: * sighs * -- are you ever going to grow up?
Serrated: Only when you shut up.
CancelMaster: Not again, cut the crap.
STAMPGOD: BoMbS! cOoL!
HingeLord: Speaking of growing up...
UpsideDownPlane: Hey, that's weird?
HingeLord: What?
UpsideDownPlane: Report just came in, Nightingale's exhibit is closed.
CancelMaster: Huh? Why?
UpsideDownPlane: Hold on...something about an emergency, Nightingale was called away.
Angelus: Was he. I have to wonder.
Serrated: Don't think too hard, you might hurt yourself.
Angelus: I can deal with your obnoxious quips, Serrated, stop trying to impress me.
Serrated: Whatever dude.
SlyStampCat has joined the chat.
SlyStampCat: Heya
HingeLord: Hi SSC!
Angelus: Greetings.
STAMPGOD: SlYsTaMpCaT! YoU R HoTT!
SlyStampCat: Sorry, no time for little boys today.
Serrated: Haha.
UpsideDownPlane: lol
SlyStampCat: Reporting in from the Festival
HingeLord: Hey yeah, what's the haps?
SlyStampCat: Bunch of Russian stamps got shredded by a small bomb, they're already blaming everyone from the Mafia to Checnyans.
CancelMaster: Ouch
SlyStampCat: But the weird thing...
HingeLord: Yes?
Serrated: So weird not even SSC can report it!
SlyStampCat: Sorry, I was distracted by something. Weird thing is out front, they found somebody dead.
CancelMaster: Who?
SlyStampCat: Not sure -- seemed to be some sort of priest, but he looked more like a bouncer.
Angelus: Hm, really.
HingeLord: Gotta be the Holy Office pulling some shit. Stupid fucktards.
Angelus: The Holy Office is more powerful than you know, HingeLord
Serrated: The Holy Office is run by some freaked out insane old guy, you know that Angelus. You seem to know a lot about it anyway!
CancelMaster: Yeah, Angelus, stop kissing his ass.
Angelus: I see I'm just going to be insulted again.
Angelus has left the chat.
HingeLord: Haha!
STAMPGOD: DoOd, ThAt GuY sUxOrS!
HingeLord: Not as much as you.

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

UNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

why are you two doing this to yourselves?

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

no special reason, just your garden-variety cocktail of boredom, stress and self-hatred

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

some serious zing deficiency going on here

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

no, i think someone mentioned ned's sideburns a few posts back

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

im getting bored of the whole variant question/same answer routine, so heres a little play for you all i call "Equally possible ILE threads: Two threads in two acts" (Pls allow for some creative license ie the unlikelyhood of the party in act two)


Act 1, Thread 1:

My neighbours are having a party again! Its loud!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctuate@mommysaidso.org)

Show up at their door with a knife!
Better still...AN AXE!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

Act 2, Thread 2:

Someone showed up at my door with an axe last night! I was having a party!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctuate@mommysaidso.org)


You should have another party next weekend!
Better still...A LOUDER PARTY!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

-- sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Did the stag film resemble your plans for Rachael Ray, Shakey?

-- milo z (wooderso...), Today 7:32 PM.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I was once involved with a nu-metaller-type bloke. He wanted to combine our tastes in music and call our offspring (ha! no pun intended) Zombie Jarvis. That would have totally rocked.

-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), October 22nd, 2003.

rocked a bag of dicks

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), October 22nd, 2003.

autovac (autovac), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

xxpost - that sunny post is a classic

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

24. Simpsons quote thread
25. Minor board member commiting suicide and being over-eulogised by people who didn't actually know who he was
26. Hilarious David Hasselhoff photos
27. Someone explaining what Godwin's Law is
-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 5:28 PM. (Dom Passantino) (later)

has 25 ever happened here?
-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), October 11th, 2006 5:36 PM. (electricsound) (later)

god willing.
-- shabba ranks (wt...), October 11th, 2006 5:38 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

^^REAL LULZ

HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

You two are like the Wonder Twins of ILM. Except your secret powers are "Form of a sexless shut in," and "shape of a virgin."
-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), October 12th, 2006 11:21 AM.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lolololololo

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

haha where is that from?

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i shouldn't encourage them but this had me laughing:

Is "catch a ride with a Yankee" the new "subsequentially meet the Brooklyn pavement"? I like it better than the old one, it's catchier, funnier, showing significant improvement. A-.

-- Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyza...) (webmail), Today 10:06 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

http://www.stlouiswalkoffame.org/images/phyllis-diller.gif
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), Today 10:10 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

'Marquee Moon' LP is overrated xpost

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

'virgin' is just the greatest insult

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

You two are like the Wonder Twins of ILM. Except your secret powers are "Form of a sexless shut in," and "shape of a virgin."

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), October 12th, 2006. (Mr.Que)

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

omg, someone already posted that and i didn't even look. i guess it was THAT funny.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

who was that in reference to?

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

god, you're making me start to agree with TOMBOT ffs

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), October 12th, 2006 4:58 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link

ANDWHAT: have you ever seen the in living color seinfeld sketch
SHIPLEY: i'm not sure
ANDWHAT: jim carrey as seinfeld & the fat guy as george
ANDWHAT: its on youtube
ANDWHAT: i highly recommend it
SHIPLEY: yeah this is good
SHIPLEY: why does George look like Newman, though
ANDWHAT: cmon in living color only had so many white dudes
SHIPLEY: isn't that djdee's blog
SHIPLEY: somanywhitedudes.com

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WApgLmHh_gI

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

when people say "um, yeah," or "um, no" like milo at the top of this thread it's like the anti-zing.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link

*index fingers extended, thumbs touching*

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link

go to hell, troll bitch from jersey.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...)

it's sort of comforting to think how many people worldwide are going to be laughing at that.

-- g--ff (misterhungr...)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1302/images/body_artist_image.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ gov't names blogger saying my blog is full of white dudes.

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i am sort of amazed that people like "atomic dog" better
-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), October 18th, 2006 3:04 AM. (vahid)


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I am sort of amazed at pretty much every opinion you have, Vahid, so I guess the feeling is mutual.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), October 18th, 2006 3:25 AM. (M Matos)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 19 October 2006 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Dear diary,
it has been weeks since I was kicked out of the no wagemanns club. Today, like everyday, I plan to stand outside knocking on the door, saying anything that might come across as effective to those standing on the other side of the door. I know this will work.

once I regain access to the no wagemanns club, my insight will enlighten them to no end, as they are desperately in need of my work. They don't even know that rockism means liking rock music. they think it's some kind of bad word. where did they get this idea from? they need me.

tomorrow, i will continue knocking on the door and saying anything and everything to mock its members and regain entry.

diary, you are my best friend.

love,
wagemann
38, rockist soldier, from Illinois, likes big boobs

-- PappaWheelie: Giving out breaks to the needy since September 25th, 2006 (evieandjo...) (webmail), October 17th, 2006 9:18 AM. (later) (link)

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You're as stupid as him, no joke.

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...) (webmail), October 17th, 2006 8:31 PM. (later) (link)

gear (gear), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link


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