defend the indefensible: "kokomo" by the beach boys

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i find the beach boys pretty annoying in general, but this is like all the worst qualities of typical beach boys shit amped up to 11 with a dose of fresh hell in the mix

roxymuzak, Sunday, 20 April 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

oops. sorry for posting it on the 1p3 list.

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 April 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

dude that list is full of all kinds of crap, don't worry about it! haw

roxymuzak, Sunday, 20 April 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

mikin' love out of nothin' at all

Tonight I celebrate mike love for you

Joe, Monday, 21 April 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link

watching.. waiting.. for you to justify mike love

electricsound, Monday, 21 April 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Terry Melcher

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 21 April 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

"do it again" (a late '60s BBs hit that i'm pretty sure has minimal BW involvement) is a pop song that goes well with a rum and coke. "kokomo" is a fuckin' piece of shit. raise yr contrarian standards, etc etc.

J.D., Monday, 21 April 2008 01:15 (sixteen years ago) link

raise yr contrarian standards
^^this

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 21 April 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Agree with whomever lists Carl Wilson as "Kokomo"'s sole saving grace - It's one of the last times he recorded with the band IIRC.

And attn J0hn: there are many non-BW BBs recordings that are enjoyable without the accompanying baggage. Sunflower and Surf's Up alone proved that.

mike a, Monday, 21 April 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm not being contrarian when I hate Brian Wilson & most old BBs records, the first time I heard classic Beach Boys I was a young kid living in southern California and I said (paraphrasing here) "ick what the fuck is this garbage that sounds like ass, get this shit out of here" it was only years later I learned some people thought all that horrible squalling sound was somehow good.

"do it again" is ok though I'll give you that one. would still rather listen to "kokomo" though

J0hn D., Monday, 21 April 2008 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link

"This Song Wants To Sleep With You Tonight" - funny title.

Mark Rich@rdson, Monday, 21 April 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i want to kiss them for their wonderful music.
-- ethan, Friday, November 9, 2001 5:00 PM (6 years ago)
: D

gershy, Monday, 21 April 2008 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link

I guess there were worse stuff in the charts at the time, but stood beside their classic 63-73 output, this is downright indefensible.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 21 April 2008 08:53 (sixteen years ago) link

"Kokomo" was sure-as-fuck better than the movie that introduced it.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 21 April 2008 09:04 (sixteen years ago) link

brian was involved in do it again you know

...and it ain't 'til I die nor sail on sailor.

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah I'm aware dude it's not like I mindlessly hate him in a "if he's on it, I hate it" style - there are a few exceptions and "do it again" is one of them

J0hn D., Monday, 21 April 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

it was in response to

"do it again" (a late '60s BBs hit that i'm pretty sure has minimal BW involvement) is a pop song that goes well with a rum and coke.

brian wrote and produced the track, having stated pride in that drum sound eternally since (and sampled by air)

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

would much rather listen to jimmy buffett than this shit

omar little, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i totally wouldve figured if j0hn hated the beach boys his except for song would be 'sail on sailor', seems right up his alley. also really really cant figure out how someone could prefer 'kokomo' to 'wipeout'.

balls, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

not sure what this means, but van dyke parks contributed to both good vibrations and sail on sailor

as for wipeout, i wonder if polydor A&R was like, hey, Run-DMC crossed over with aerosmith -- so we've talked to the beach boys' mike love about something similar...and fatties were like wtf?!

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't figure out what's particularly exceptional about "Do It Again" that sets it apart from vast swathes of the BBs catalog. Song about girls and surfing and w/dense vocal arrangement over a standard r&b chord structure = over half of all BBs songs (at least!)

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean sure nice odd drum effect but come on

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

b-b-b-but it came out in 68!

i'm a friends kinda guy though

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

well then of course they got chubby checker on 'the twist' and i'm sure at the very least phonecalls were made for 'baby you're a rich man'.

balls, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

around this time?
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/mackdaddy.jpg

and by around this time, i mean really AROUND this time

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

*rimshot*

hey I dig "Let's Do It Again" (and "Friends") a lot - my point is that making an exception of hatred for that one particular song solely because of its drum effect/sample history is a little uhhhhh waht

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 21 April 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i think you're combining thoughts of different posters shakey

clearly, i'm too much of a fan to discount nearly anything by them. kokomo is just about the only thing i don't like. hell, i fucking stop my life just to see what carnie is up to.

the other dudes on this thread be hatin' "everything but..."

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 April 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm convinced that Full House killed the Beach Boys' reputation for good. It doesn't matter how much acclaim rock critics pile on Smile or Pet Sounds. It doesn't even matter if Brian's right there onstage performing Smile or Pet Sounds. To generations, the Beach Boys will always be Uncle Jesse's favorite band.

mike a, Monday, 21 April 2008 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.peterbrown.tv/dukedenver.JPG

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 April 2008 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^argh beaten to the punch

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 21 April 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Cockomo?

Believe me, if I could remember the lyrics, I would dutifully transcribe them here.

jaymc, Monday, 21 April 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

would much rather listen to jimmy buffett than this shit

bold, but entirely true.

Which one of these sounds more like your weekend?

Squalls out on the gulf stream
Big storm's comin' soon
I passed out in my hammock
And God I slept 'til way past noon
Stood up and tried to focus
I hoped I wouldn't have to look far
I knew I could use a Bloody Mary
So I stumbled next door to the bar

vs.

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo

kenan, Monday, 21 April 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

hey I dig "Let's Do It Again" (and "Friends") a lot - my point is that making an exception of hatred for that one particular song solely because of its drum effect/sample history is a little uhhhhh waht

yeah it's totally subjective, it's not like I sat down and said "I will make an exception for one song, and that one will be 'do it again'" - most of the other beach boys shit just inspires a visceral ick-ick-get-it-out-of-here response in me whereas that one just seems to chug pleasantly along - if I was hating the Beach Boys on some principle or something, then I'd hate that song, too, but I'm not: I just experience most of their music as an unpleasant sound to be avoided, but that song I can kinda dig. I also have "s'allright" love for "Help Me Rhonda."

J0hn D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Beach Boys songs off their Greatest Hits that sound worse to me that a crying baby on an airplane: "God Only Knows," "In My Room," their massacre of "Sloop John B.," the bridge to "Wouldn't It Be Nice," "I Get Around"

J0hn D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

For some reason I want to cut and paste this John Cage thing right now:

When I was growing up in California there were
two things that everyone assumed were good for you.
There were, of course, others
— spinach and oatmeal, for instance —
but right now I’m thinking of
sunshine and orange juice. When we
lived at Ocean Park, I was sent out every
morning to the beach where I spent the day
building rolly-coasters in the sand,
complicated downhill tracks with tunnels and
inclines upon which I rolled a small hard
rubber ball. Every day toward noon
I fainted because the sun was too much
for me. When I fainted I didn’t
fall down, but I couldn’t see;
there were flocks of black spots
wherever I looked. I soon learned
to find my way in that blindness to a
hamburger stand where I’d ask for something
to eat. Sitting in the shade,
I’d come to. It took me
much longer, about thirty-five years
in fact, to learn that orange
juice was not good for me either.

-http://www.lcdf.org/indeterminacy/

Mark Rich@rdson, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Beach Boys songs off their Greatest Hits that sound worse to me that a crying baby on an airplane: "God Only Knows," "In My Room," their massacre of "Sloop John B.," the bridge to "Wouldn't It Be Nice," "I Get Around"

Stop it J0hn, you are shaking the very foundations of my worldview. Srsly.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link

the bridge to "Wouldn't It Be Nice,"

You have no soul.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Stop it J0hn, you are shaking the very foundations of my worldview. Srsly.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Tuesday, April 22, 2008 3:26 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^ self-parody or... ?

ian, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Why would that be self-parody?

P.S. ian, I promise I won't be sad if you stop taking such an intense interest in my comments.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link

The only really indefensible thing in this song is this lyric,

Everybody knows
a little place like kokomo.

Everybody? A little place? You imagine the singer as a smug 80s asshole so deep in his Reagonomic bubble that he assumes that literally everybody is living his same globe-trotting cocktail-swilling high life. It really ends the song on a shitty note.

But, eh...the chorus is pretty solid (sounds a lot thinner than I remember though) - hooks aside, I think I'd rather take Roger Miller's "England Swings" as far as the narrow genre of songs that give you vacation-planning advice. As for songs on hit Beach Boys comeback extravaganza Still Cruisin' it's all about the title track, "In My Car," and "Somewhere Near Japan."

(I know there's an ILX thread where someone complains about "England Swings" - I have very distinct memories of it - but fucked if I can find it now...)

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link

steve, ian picks on you because you talk about stuff he doesn't understand like how to actually play music.

chaki, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Really though - I think the objectionable thing about this entire endeavor is the transformation of the "Beach" in the Beach Boys' identity from a sort of plausibly "universal" (ie teenagered) conception of sun, surf, fun, and all that...through the wistful-but-still-adult-reconsideration-of-same ("All Summer Long," "Surf's Up" etc)....to this boomer retiree scenario of "I scored a great deal on a time-share!" Pop doesn't usually track so clearly the disintegration of youthful possibility into crass, compromised consumption. The threat posed by "Kokomo" is that it will ruin all those other, less commodified beaches of yesteryear.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Does this song have any marimbas on it? Gotta have marimbas

Joe, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 13:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't think it does.

It's still difficult to credit that, worldwide, this is the Beach Boys' best-selling single. Bloody Tom Cruise!

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Jammed Cocktail soundtrack for like 6 months after it came out. It was my official chess club music. Probably wouldn't have reached my 1300 rating w/o "Kokomo."

Just thinking of this song gives me a tropical contact high.

Belles Letterz, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link

also really really cant figure out how someone could prefer 'kokomo' to 'wipeout'.

kokomo >>>>> wipeout unless yr talking about the muppet versions

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link

the bridge to "Wouldn't It Be Nice,"

You have no soul.

youthe bridge to "Wouldn't It Be Nice havehas no soul

fixed

J0hn D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I should GTFO this thread, every time I come back to it I get that horrible "but let's taaaaaaalllllk about it" stuck in my head and it's just eww eww eww, imo Richard Carpenter did what Brian Wilson was trying to do about a million times better

that's right, a MILLION

J0hn D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

eww eww eww, ick ick

gershy, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link


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