― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link
Male Porn Names and my non-existent porn career
There is, according to my extensive research (no homo) a serious dearth in male porn names that are merely singular. For women we have Cinnabunz, Seka, Serenity, Bamboo, Housto, etc.
But, it would seem that singularly named male porn actors are strangely underrepresented. A cursory search of the Wikipedia website only yielded 3 or 4 of them.
So, it is with great pleasure, that I announce to you all, the resuming of my imaginary porn career. Now, previously, in the sinful cinematography of my mind's eye, I have been known as Sparky Plugz, Mike Oxlarge, and Ripper Hiney. Now, after a long hiatus, I pledge to reinvent myself for the new year. My new "nom de porn" will hereby be "Cocknificent."
The regal and commanding name of "Cocknificent" will resonate with lonely housewives and randy homosexuals countrywide. My grand delusions dictate that, indeed, you shall all bathe in the radiant light that is my cocknificence, for I am the one, the only: COCKNIFICENT!
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― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Some Guy, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marion Harriota, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
This movie's title always reminds me of this thread.
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Physics of a Bisexual (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link
v. Past tense of 'son'.
1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J2. What Nas did to Jay-Z3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent
Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:
Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".
See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap
1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."
2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"
3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."
― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jonathan Williams, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― unfished business, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― am0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
bump
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link
How to celebrate the four year anniversary.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Begin planning now.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Related question: Do ILXers every get tired of flogging the indie-rap straw man? I mean, it has to get old at some point, right?
-- djdee2005, Thursday, July 22, 2004 3:09 AM
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
djdee otm
― deej, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
you would
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
*gets cracking*
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:20 (sixteen years ago) link
this is the best thread
― ciderpress, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:09 (sixteen years ago) link
also, I just read it, and I didn't see anything about any "sonning" going on at all!
― libcrypt, Sunday, 24 February 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link
aol is not mentioned by name, so maybe some other internet chat room.
-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link also, assailant's race not specified
-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link
This dude should post again
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 February 2008 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm "6’9” and all muscle", for those who "need to know"
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 22 March 2008 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Dom he posts as djmartian now
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 22 March 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
2nd track on new Vordul 1) features Vast Aire & 2) fades out with a Casion "Quena" pre-set sound which I kinda liked for sentimental reasons
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link
they should have a skit where the mad rapper asks this thread title
― deej, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link
taking up a collection to make that happen, who's with me
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
we never shoulda run ELLI$ off, he usedta ball with d-dot
― and what, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link
no i think he likes boston hardcore too much, which is a sign of being bad human being
― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
lol m@tt
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Vordul, you will be missed!
― Shushtari (res), Monday, 29 September 2008 06:20 (fifteen years ago) link
It’s funny you brought up the Cannibal Ox incident, because I have this vague memory of it from a few years back but couldn’t find anything on google about it. From what I remember, some kid showed up at one of their shows after an extended message board beef and k.o.’d one of the members of the group (I’m pretty sure it was one of the emcees, not Cip-One) as they were walking through the crowd after performing. Turned out the kid tagged the one dude from the group who wasn’t on the message board (and allegedly didn’t even own a computer).
If anyone can hook up a link to the original message board thread on that, please get at me.
Comment by fresh 06.05.08 @
The dude snuck Vordul(from Cannibal Ox) blindsided him as he was walking thru the crowd and broke his jaw… This was some big dude that got locked up for the incident, but the funny thing was that he had a beef with El-P, but El-P was with his peoples all night and playing the back………….Dude was hopped up on steroids and other drugs and just totally blindsided Vordul for no reason totally out of the blue………This fucked up a lot of things and also explains why jux doesnt have a forum anymore……shit imagine walking thru the mall with your chick and some big 280lb dude just punches you in the jaw out of nowhere…………because he had beef with one of your boys and you knew nothing about it. Shit Big L was killed for something his brother did.
Comment by acelove 06.06.08 @
― velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.trapperjennmd.org/2008/04/you-hear-that-808.html
― velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 06:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.accesshiphop.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-5592.html
Ipatch10-20-2003, 02:18 PM
I heard a while back, like two years ago, that one of the dudes from Cannibal Ox got knocked out at a show over some internet beef...
― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link