Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Separately, that civil case hearing about the bond has wrapped up quickly enough:

AGREEMENT REACHED: Kise says they'll agree to maintain the Schwab account in cash and give Knight exclusive control of the account. Under a previous agreement, a Trump trust shared control. Seems like this will moot the AG's challenge to the bond.

— Rachel Scharf (@rscharf_) April 22, 2024

"I have a spoiler alert: There’s nothing wrong with trying to influence an election," Blanche says. "It’s called democracy."

this guy is fun:

"It seems as if Blanche will seek to convince the jury that everything that happened was appropriate and done by the book, not even worthy of notice. That Cohen was Trump’s lawyer, and he was paid for legal services. But he’ll also seek to distance his client from the matter: “President Trump had nothing to do with the invoice,” he says."

xpost Big 'how do you do fellow kids' energy there.

i will prove that he WAS my client's lawyer but that there is no such thing as a lawyer!

The thing to remember -- I've said it before -- is the thing Trump hates most in the world is losing, and if he feels he's losing he'll do anything to distract from it. You see it happening. You see him fiddling with his chips before he flips the table.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 22, 2024

soooo, if their defense is just: this wasn't a hush money payment and michael cohen is a liar then..they are cooked, right? they aren't even going to bother defending the election stuff. because they can't. their only shot is for the jury to...be really really dumb.

Burden of proof is always the prosecutor's to make but it does seem like they have most of the cards.

PECKER TO THE STAND.

Hahaha

they are not dumb:

"Merchan stops testimony, says he realizes jurors weren’t given writing materials to take notes. At least 10 raise their hands when asked if they’d like some."

this is going to be a pretty crazy trial.

great characters. The Fixer. The Rag King. The Porn Star. The Orange Boss.

Tom Wolfe is very upset that he's dead right now.

ICYMI pic.twitter.com/YnXm2V5Nj0

— a horse child is born (taken out for gallops) 🫏🐀 (@BinAnimals) April 22, 2024

He’s not the only one tbrr

xpost LOL

so badly faked it loses half a letter grade but still funny

i wonder if news networks gave guidelines for how to report on pecker

so the defense's argument is essentially "this should not be a crime"??

yes

i wonder if news networks gave guidelines for how to report on pecker

Just heard a woman reporter on Sky News say, "Pecker is going to be huge".

it's the 'catch and kill' part that isn't a crime; it's the down-ballot ramifications wrt the election and that doing c&k was in service of interfering w the election

Epner with a solid point earlier:

I'm reading the live blogging of Todd Blanche's opening statement and looking for one thing: Does Todd Blanche saying something along the lines of "You don't have to like Donald Trump to reject the charges in this case."

I have not seen Blanche say anything like that yet.

FPOTUS may have barred Blanche from saying it. Without having been privy to their strategic discussions, I'm virtually certain that Blanche & Necheles want that to be said during the opening. It is what every defense counsel says in a case where the defendant has some fleas on him.

The prosecution has objected to three separate portions of Blanche's opening (which is rare). Each of those objections has been SUSTAINED (meaning the judge ruled for the prosecution and against Trump).

This is horrible for Blanche's credibility with the jury, in my training & experience.

He implicitly notes that this is in contrast to the prosecutors being upfront about Cohen's own flaws, and hazarded a guess as to how their closing argument could go. But yeah, Trump BEING Trump, having to at any point admit a flaw seems like a no-go so he wouldn't let his lawyers do that either, and FWIW, this suddenly becomes a clear running line across ALL his legal cases, essentially hiding in plain sight. He never fails, is only failed, etc.

it's the 'catch and kill' part that isn't a crime; it's the down-ballot ramifications wrt the election and that doing c&k was in service of interfering w the election

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had Trump just paid out of his own pocket, is it likely that nobody knows who Stormy Daniels is today? or were there enough people poking around Trump's finances that someone might've figured it out?

Trump’s motorcade left the courthouse just after 1:05 p.m., wrapping up the trial’s first day of testimony. The view was blocked by an N.Y.P.D. dump truck, to many reporters’ great frustration.

>had Trump just paid out of his own pocket, is it likely that nobody knows who Stormy Daniels is today? or were there enough people poking around Trump's finances that someone might've figured it out?

aiui there will be testimony centered around why payments went thru cohen and not direct from trump or trump org

the thing Trump hates most in the world is losing

I don't think this is right. Maybe it depends what losing means. What he hates is not being the centre of attention. Losing isn't so bad (why would you take up so many battles otherwise?) as long as you get to keep fighting (with his ideologically fanatical associates, elected or not, also more interested in fighting than winning generally) and being the CoA.

Why does the NYPD have a dump truck

that's where they put all the skells, second story men, sneak thieves, and peepers.

xpost maybe it was a police officer w/ a big ass

Special Sanitation Unit

they are literally for the purpose they were used today: mobile barriers. they get used during parades. they are managed by nypd counterterrorism. weird fuckin city.

apparently they are filled with sand to help them absorb explosions. oy vey.

who isn't?

Is there a Law and Order episode where they find a body in the sand truck?

lmao xp

What he hates is not being the centre of attention.

He also seems to take great pleasure in humiliating others.

seems very illegal

NEW: Trump valet Walt Nauta was allegedly told “if even if he gets charged with lying to the FBI, FPOTUS will pardon him in 2024” — per cooperating witness Person 16

Nauta is now a co-defendant in the Trump classified docs case, charged with obstructionhttps://t.co/EZoHEanEDB pic.twitter.com/KQnh7hWWWQ

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) April 22, 2024

FPOTUS

i too FPed POTUS

Gotta say I am somewhat gobsmacked by the defence narrative - “it was just a piece of routine business to conceal his actions, you know, so voters wouldn’t be influenced by knowing what he’s really like”.

Scraping FPOTUS Off the Wheel

You’ve Got FPOTUS On Your Breath

any good anagrams for Walt Nauta. i suck at anagrams.

W/ TAUT ANAL

WATTA LUNA

a twunt, AAL

https://i.imgur.com/wjGhyYS.jpeg

I won't be said if Cohen falls down an elevator shaft 30 seconds after the last time he testifies against Trump.

xp Tuna at Law

Cohen is even dumber than his former boss. Why on earth would you tweet that during a trial at which you're the flawed star witness