Worst Band To Play Woodstock 99

i had to check the list to make sure there was not an artist called "kid cock" whose existence had passed me by.

Woodstock '99: Three days of mud, ketamine and tribal tats.

one good thing about this, somehow boob flashing was the thing back then (shit i just remembered in only recently remembered about flashing @ de Subjectivisten) anyway my 13 year old friends and i were like huhuhuh nekkid women. (this kinda thing didn't happen on European festival since 1971)

somehow boob flashing

i guess it boobs OR can you actually flash something else, or does it get a different name in that case.

the point should be clear.

Could it really be anyone other than Limp Bizkit? C'mon now.

^^ OTM

Alex did you even read the fuckn thread?

did you forget THE UMBILICAL BROTHERS played?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peLmnkqm6-Y

Alex you have never had to go on a road trip w/someone listening to String Cheese Incident bootlegs, apparently.

I hate Bizkit and RATM as much as the next guy, but there's something truly unforgivable about the perfected banality of Vertical Horizon.

Fetchboy gets it.

i vote g love. i really am offended by g love.

i don't think one person could say one good thing about him on this thread. it was unanimous!

Defend The Cringe-Worthy: G Love & Da Special Sauce

Wait, I think I'm mixing him up w/Eagle Eye Cherry. In my mind.

i will take "rollin'" over like 70% of the rest of this list

nah abbott hes the one who does a pomo eddie murphy doing buckwheat impression while playing the "blooooz" on his guitar.

i knew a number of OLP fans in HS, they also loved stuff like coheed and cambria

and i have been witness to an a capella group performing guster songs :(

uhhhhhhhh
sorry

Do you live in Canada?

grew up in nj

the a capella group was at lol nyu

Ha, I didn't even know Guster was Canadian. Didn't they have a song on the Wedding Crashers soundtrack?

OLP headlined the Fallfest at UB a couple years ago.

Alex did you even read the fuckn thread?

I'm answering the question, douchecake

http://www.bgassociates.com/images/GMDC%20TOUCHE.jpg

http://images.salon.com/ent/music/feature/1999/07/27/woodstock/woodstock.gif

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1999_Woodstock__99/999WST_Creed_004.jpg

Robbie Krieger not pictured ^^^^^

Did Pulp really play at Woodstock 99? and Muse?? really?

intended for the other thread

Everclear and Kid Rock are better than just about anything on the other list. Buckcherry not that bad either. Most of the other bands here are too inconsequential to hate; guess I'll vote Godsmack.

i realize i haven't voted

it's really between Full Devil Driver, Serial Joe and Particle for me.

Limp Bizkit was pretty much a big nasty zit on the face of music.

i will take "rollin'" over like 70% of the rest of this list

― The Collected Works of Fun Fun (donna rouge), Thursday, August 13, 2009 5:18 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

my vote goes to our lady peace. i'm being patriotic.

This was the worst concert in the history of music.

This is gunning for my fave ILM thread of the year. Thanx WGW! What needs to happen now is for some DJ Shadow type to sample a bit of this inconsequentiality and give us another Endtroducing...

Everclear and Kid Rock should not be here and Limp Bizkit is freakin' New Order + New York Dolls + New Pornographers compared to most of this landfill. I guess I'll go with Creed since they had more opportunities to annoy me.

What was Scapegoat Wax and Bad Ronald busy?

Ha! I had high hopes for that Bad Ronald album cuz I loved the single. But yeesh - turned out to be low boil "party" raps about being afraid of girls.

Does Joe Carducci like any of these bands?

Djoliba Athletic Club (Djoliba AC) is a Malian football club and one of the two biggest teams in Mali alongside the Stade Malien.

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Limp Bizkit was pretty much a big nasty zit on the face of music humanity.

Fixed.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Creed and Robbie Krieger robbed.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/part-10-1999-by-the-time-we-got-to-woodstock-99,52164/

it's funny how Woodstock '99 has almost completely made people forget that the Woodstock '94 lineup was pretty terrible too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_'94

Were there any decent artist playing woodstock 99? Looking at this list makes me think of a giant frat party that feels like the opposite of the 1969's spirit.

Aphex Twin's performance was cut short when promoters "disconnected" him mid-show for signing a fake name on a contract, which would forfeit PolyGram's rights to his performance

I left out most of the decent bands to thwart challopers

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:58 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

James Brown, George Clinton, Elvis Costello, The Roots, etc. to answer Moka's question

this could be a hilarious poll thread in and of itself:

Emerging Artists Stage

Big Sugar[6]
Cyclefly[25]
Indigenous[25]
John Entwistle[6]
John Oszajca[25]
Moe Loughran[31]
Muse[37]
Pound[25]
Pushmonkey[25]