Pence is feeling himself these days
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/08/trump-abortion-pence-00151080
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:36 (three weeks ago) link
Pence is feeling himself
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 April 2024 19:38 (three weeks ago) link
The media will definitely be a “Trump is a moderate on abortion” never mind the fact there is a whole gaggle of people behind him who will try to ban it first thing. It doesn’t matter what Trump “personally” “thinks” the maniacs behind him will ensure he does what they want.
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:39 (three weeks ago) link
abortion is a huge election winner for dems right now, not hard to see how it could hand trump a loss, which is nice for national dems who did nothing to protect it talked about safe legal and rare and in fact wouldnt even say the word, sometimes its good to be the lesser of two evils
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:08 (three weeks ago) link
I've already gotten two fundraising emails/texts since the Trump "news."
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:09 (three weeks ago) link
and it should be noted are still doing nothing, state level people passing constitutional amendments thats whats up xp self
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:10 (three weeks ago) link
betting markets and polls shifting slightly to Biden in the last week.
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:15 (three weeks ago) link
An Emerson College poll of 1,438 registered voters, conducted from April 2 to 3, put Trump at 43 percent against 42 percent for Biden and 8 percent for independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. In a straight head-to-head with all other candidates and undecided voters removed, the Republican challenger had 51 percent of the vote against 49 percent for the Democratic incumbent. However, among very likely voters, Biden is ahead 51 to 49, said Spencer Kimball, executive director of Emerson College Polling.
A YouGov survey, conducted for The Economist, had Trump and Biden tied at 43 percent each with Kennedy Jr. third at 2 percent. This survey of 1,601 registered voters took place between March 30 and April 2.
still way too close
― President Keyes, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:17 (three weeks ago) link
if theres any bright side to the whole fucked situation of roe getting axed its that it might teach dems to talk about abortion as healthcare instead of choice, and maybe healthcare as a right idk
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:19 (three weeks ago) link
likely as opposed to very likely
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:20 (three weeks ago) link
I remember this 2021 bill
(1) Abortion services are essential to health care and access to those services is central to people’s ability to participate equally in the economic and social life of the United States. Abortion access allows people who are pregnant to make their own decisions about their pregnancies, their families, and their lives.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:23 (three weeks ago) link
this is a weird cycle its a rematch with no meaningful primaries, feels like it hasnt started yet when usually wed be deep in "election season"
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:24 (three weeks ago) link
if democrats do indeed harvest children's blood & adrenochrome, we need to get Joe on a daily IV
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:24 (three weeks ago) link
they could at least give him some adderall
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:25 (three weeks ago) link
The two candidates have both served as President, and have been in public life for 40+ years. Nobody is going to be able to "introduce" themselves at the conventions. The only thing that hasn't happened yet is Trump's veep choice. There may not even be debates.
― President Keyes, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:28 (three weeks ago) link
There may not even be debates.
I would literally rather see each of them cut WWE-style promos directly insulting the other.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:30 (three weeks ago) link
I've assumed since 2021 when I knew it'd be a Biden-Trump rematch that we'd have no debates.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:35 (three weeks ago) link
Can't top it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU0fx8d2FiY
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:39 (three weeks ago) link
ha ha I forgot the "Keep yappin' man" with the hand gesture
― President Keyes, Monday, 8 April 2024 20:44 (three weeks ago) link
prob the first time anyone ever told Trump to shut up who wasn't Marla Maples
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:46 (three weeks ago) link
Biden found the secret sauce how to deal with T: just make wanking gestures
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:52 (three weeks ago) link
Trump’s attorneys for upcoming NY criminal trial: “Exhibit C reflects the flippant and dismissive approach that Rosenberg took in response to the subpoena.”
DA Bragg: You subpoenaed the wrong Jeremy Rosenberg
($15 = witness travel expenses)(via Frank G. Runyeon, Law360)
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreibft6g2fpjaeupjch6rjhkt4e7zvupaku4lsa2z6kmabifvim7ioi@jpeg
https://bsky.app/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3kpq7dfrgj223
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 22:28 (three weeks ago) link
Lmao
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 22:34 (three weeks ago) link
Jeremy Rosenburg Landscaping
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:01 (three weeks ago) link
what a shitshow
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:04 (three weeks ago) link
holy lol, I am sure Alvin is enjoying this part of things
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:06 (three weeks ago) link
Hope he bought a 12 pack with the $15
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:17 (three weeks ago) link
The followup joke is even better:
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreigahuj5fqjx3iwkghxsfnblnctyccllgwvcigmrku2s33blcphqgq@jpeg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 04:02 (three weeks ago) link
(Side note: 'extend,' you say. We all have our spelling fails but Blanche gives me the impression he might not actually know.)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 04:03 (three weeks ago) link
Was looking at the Sharon Jones wiki, noticed this unusual detail re: her death in November '16:
She suffered a stroke while watching the 2016 United States presidential election results and another the following day. Jones remained alert and lucid during the initial period of her hospital stay, claiming that the news of Donald Trump's victory was responsible for her stroke.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 13 April 2024 22:38 (three weeks ago) link
you guys is the supreme court gonna let all the jan 6 people go free? they wouldn't would they? reading about that case gave me the jitters. i don't trust those fools.
― scott seward, Saturday, 13 April 2024 22:49 (three weeks ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/14/truth-social-investors-faith-trump/These ppl are unbelievable idiots
― tobo73, Sunday, 14 April 2024 21:09 (two weeks ago) link
https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntobey/2024/04/12/sell-trump-media-stock-djt-nowan-implosion-is-coming/?sh=1b070b8319ef
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 14 April 2024 21:18 (two weeks ago) link
Inject that directly in my veins.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 14 April 2024 21:26 (two weeks ago) link
What a fucking scam - a $58 million loss on $4 million revenue, with millions paid out in executive salaries and bonuses... yet another Trump racket heading for the courts.
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 15 April 2024 00:44 (two weeks ago) link
oh man they interviewed Maria's sister Robin for this and her comments are priceless at the end. watch it! my sister-in-law on Trump!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/interactive/2024/jury-trump-new-york-hush-money-trial/?itid=hp-top-table-main_p001_f007
― scott seward, Monday, 15 April 2024 01:34 (two weeks ago) link
i love her
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 April 2024 01:40 (two weeks ago) link
haha this dickhead is in court today
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 15 April 2024 17:39 (two weeks ago) link
i hate trump. i hope he falls down.
― scott seward, Monday, 15 April 2024 17:54 (two weeks ago) link
Here’s hoping he at least smacks his head on the table when falling asleep
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 15 April 2024 18:44 (two weeks ago) link
smack my bitch down
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2024 18:45 (two weeks ago) link
With Clarence Thomas obviously dead and Trump obviously being in the process of shuffling off, maybe today could be like the assassin the heads of the Five Families only w God doing it
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 April 2024 18:51 (two weeks ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLOiC0WWYAEXHOc?format=jpg&name=large
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 April 2024 19:21 (two weeks ago) link
oopsie
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 15 April 2024 19:39 (two weeks ago) link
uh oh boss is mad
Press pool report: “After the jurors leave the courtroom, [Trump] stares over at DA Alvin Bragg. Then Trump turns his eyes to the press pool. As he exits, he glares at New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman for several seconds as he walks out.” pic.twitter.com/wMQlSlD1Wt— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) April 15, 2024
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 15 April 2024 20:06 (two weeks ago) link
Fake Droolz
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Monday, 15 April 2024 20:09 (two weeks ago) link
where is the courtroom artist's rendering of him sleeping
maybe they don't want to have to expand the gag order to cover that person's family
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 April 2024 20:11 (two weeks ago) link
the fact that Bragg is black must just make Trump's skin boil
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 15 April 2024 20:14 (two weeks ago) link
What if, randomly, one of the prospective jurors was a still-living OJ Simpson
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 15 April 2024 20:30 (two weeks ago) link
The defense needs to find some of the OJ jurors. They even speak like Trump:
"I've always been very comfortable with my decision and the decision of the 11 other jurors," she said during the interview. "The evidence that was shown that was given to us and we had to consider. And at that point, there was reasonable doubt and it was something that you cannot deny, and that's why the verdict came so quick."
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Monday, 15 April 2024 20:37 (two weeks ago) link