Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

The punishment will be the judge says a mean thing about his lawyers. Possibly even in writing.

a stern rebuke!

“He went to get the hanging judge, but the hanging judge was drunk.”

I know! we'll SUE THE JUDGE, what can go wrong?

Donald Trump will sue the judge overseeing his hush money trial, which is over allegations that Trump forged financial records in an attempt to cover up a sex scandal, the New York Times first reported.

The latest lawsuit from Trump is a last-minute attempt to delay the trial, which is set to begin 15 April in New York City.

According to the Times, Trump’s legal team has now filed an action against Judge Juan Merchan, though the lawsuit itself is not public.

this is going all the way to the Ice Cream Court

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wInNjr_9D28

fuck that's a harsh toke

"Donald Trump did this" is a slogan that can appear in a whole bunch of ads on a whole bunch of issues between now and November. I hope it does.

The pro-Biden ads can’t go hard enough this cycle.

Trump is wriggling out of calling for a nationwide ban now, now it's a 'states rights' issue

he knows it's a political loser

Remember when we were supposed to give a shit that Biden didn't say the word "abortion" in the State of the Union speech?

He's still got the touch

...at the Saturday event in Palm Beach, Trump told his audience: “These are people coming in from prisons and jails. They’re coming in from just unbelievable places and countries, countries that are a disaster.

“And when I said, you know, ‘Why can’t we allow people to come in from nice countries,’ I’m trying to be nice. Nice countries, you know like Denmark, Switzerland? Do we have any people coming in from Denmark? How about Switzerland? How about Norway?”

The millionaires in the crowd “chuckled”, the Times said.

he knows it's a political loser

I believe his dumbass desperate statement literally says this.

Pence is feeling himself these days

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/08/trump-abortion-pence-00151080

Pence is feeling himself

The media will definitely be a “Trump is a moderate on abortion” never mind the fact there is a whole gaggle of people behind him who will try to ban it first thing. It doesn’t matter what Trump “personally” “thinks” the maniacs behind him will ensure he does what they want.

abortion is a huge election winner for dems right now, not hard to see how it could hand trump a loss, which is nice for national dems who did nothing to protect it talked about safe legal and rare and in fact wouldnt even say the word, sometimes its good to be the lesser of two evils

I've already gotten two fundraising emails/texts since the Trump "news."

and it should be noted are still doing nothing, state level people passing constitutional amendments thats whats up xp self

betting markets and polls shifting slightly to Biden in the last week.

An Emerson College poll of 1,438 registered voters, conducted from April 2 to 3, put Trump at 43 percent against 42 percent for Biden and 8 percent for independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. In a straight head-to-head with all other candidates and undecided voters removed, the Republican challenger had 51 percent of the vote against 49 percent for the Democratic incumbent. However, among very likely voters, Biden is ahead 51 to 49, said Spencer Kimball, executive director of Emerson College Polling.

A YouGov survey, conducted for The Economist, had Trump and Biden tied at 43 percent each with Kennedy Jr. third at 2 percent. This survey of 1,601 registered voters took place between March 30 and April 2.

still way too close

if theres any bright side to the whole fucked situation of roe getting axed its that it might teach dems to talk about abortion as healthcare instead of choice, and maybe healthcare as a right idk

likely as opposed to very likely

I remember this 2021 bill

(1) Abortion services are essential to health care and access to those services is central to people’s ability to participate equally in the economic and social life of the United States. Abortion access allows people who are pregnant to make their own decisions about their pregnancies, their families, and their lives.

this is a weird cycle its a rematch with no meaningful primaries, feels like it hasnt started yet when usually wed be deep in "election season"

if democrats do indeed harvest children's blood & adrenochrome, we need to get Joe on a daily IV

they could at least give him some adderall

The two candidates have both served as President, and have been in public life for 40+ years. Nobody is going to be able to "introduce" themselves at the conventions. The only thing that hasn't happened yet is Trump's veep choice. There may not even be debates.

There may not even be debates.

I would literally rather see each of them cut WWE-style promos directly insulting the other.

I've assumed since 2021 when I knew it'd be a Biden-Trump rematch that we'd have no debates.

Can't top it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU0fx8d2FiY

ha ha I forgot the "Keep yappin' man" with the hand gesture

prob the first time anyone ever told Trump to shut up who wasn't Marla Maples

Biden found the secret sauce how to deal with T: just make wanking gestures

Trump’s attorneys for upcoming NY criminal trial: “Exhibit C reflects the flippant and dismissive approach that Rosenberg took in response to the subpoena.”

DA Bragg: You subpoenaed the wrong Jeremy Rosenberg

($15 = witness travel expenses)(via Frank G. Runyeon, Law360)

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreibft6g2fpjaeupjch6rjhkt4e7zvupaku4lsa2z6kmabifvim7ioi@jpeg

https://bsky.app/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3kpq7dfrgj223

Lmao

Jeremy Rosenburg Landscaping

what a shitshow

holy lol, I am sure Alvin is enjoying this part of things

Hope he bought a 12 pack with the $15

The followup joke is even better:

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreigahuj5fqjx3iwkghxsfnblnctyccllgwvcigmrku2s33blcphqgq@jpeg

(Side note: 'extend,' you say. We all have our spelling fails but Blanche gives me the impression he might not actually know.)

Was looking at the Sharon Jones wiki, noticed this unusual detail re: her death in November '16:

She suffered a stroke while watching the 2016 United States presidential election results and another the following day. Jones remained alert and lucid during the initial period of her hospital stay, claiming that the news of Donald Trump's victory was responsible for her stroke.

you guys is the supreme court gonna let all the jan 6 people go free? they wouldn't would they? reading about that case gave me the jitters. i don't trust those fools.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/14/truth-social-investors-faith-trump/

These ppl are unbelievable idiots

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntobey/2024/04/12/sell-trump-media-stock-djt-nowan-implosion-is-coming/?sh=1b070b8319ef

Inject that directly in my veins.

What a fucking scam - a $58 million loss on $4 million revenue, with millions paid out in executive salaries and bonuses... yet another Trump racket heading for the courts.

oh man they interviewed Maria's sister Robin for this and her comments are priceless at the end. watch it! my sister-in-law on Trump!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/interactive/2024/jury-trump-new-york-hush-money-trial/?itid=hp-top-table-main_p001_f007