movies with 'happy endings' that are really fucked up when you think on them

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Rambo III - the US cements its alliance with the Afghan mujahideen

never invade Londonistan (Matt #2), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:11 (one month ago) link

In Brazil the happy ending is explicitly fantasized by the main character, and in AI it's an illusion literally provided by a deus ex machina (a bit like Solaris), so I'd say there is a level of conscious ambiguity about how happy the endings are supposed to be unless the viewer is just watching and judging at a surface level.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:14 (one month ago) link

The Breakfast Club— the incel who brought a gun to school ends alone while everyone else hooks up

President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:18 (one month ago) link

The AI ending is really fucked up taken at face value!

subpost master (wins), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:19 (one month ago) link

Like, deliberately, in a good way

subpost master (wins), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:20 (one month ago) link


Make Me Smile (Come Around and See Me) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:21 (one month ago) link

Some people don’t like but…

Make Me Smile (Come Around and See Me) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:21 (one month ago) link

To me it’s a dreadlock holiday situation

Make Me Smile (Come Around and See Me) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:22 (one month ago) link

Bigger Than Life (1956): James Mason must either give up the drug that saved his life, or find a way to live with said drug's side effects (which nearly destroyed his family).

Possibly does not count, because director Ray has to have known this was a terrible set of options.

Infanta Terrible (, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:55 (one month ago) link

In Scrooged the ghost of a homeless person who froze to death cheers because his death facilitated a yuppie experiencing an almost completely incoherent revelation about the meaning of Christmas

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:59 (one month ago) link

about as happy as you can expect from a Michael O'Donoghue script

President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:04 (one month ago) link

Dune (1984)

from Wikipedia: Paul demonstrates his newfound powers and fulfills the Fremen prophecy by causing rain to fall on Arrakis.

however there's a tiny problem with that: it kills the sandworms, ending spice production because the sandworms are integral to that, ends practical interstellar travel, and effectively causes the collapse of human civilisation

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:09 (one month ago) link

re ET, AI, Dune, I wonder who would win in a three-way shootout of movies with ostensibly happy but fucked up endings between Spielberg, Kubrick, and Lynch?

Nicole Kidman telling Tom Cruise, "Git yer boots on cowboy, it's humpy pumpy time!" feels like a top contender...

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:19 (one month ago) link

the parents in Time Bandits sucked, so them getting vaporized and Kevin being free to do whatever he feels like IS a happy ending, we loved it as kids

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:23 (one month ago) link

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