Come anticipate Fabio Capello's two years as England manager with me

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johnson was fucking things up literally from the first touch

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 August 2009 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Pretty much all of the established big players looked like they were playing at walking pace and making wilfully bad passes in protest at having to play.

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Thursday, 13 August 2009 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Rooney and SWP more in their traditional no I'm the best player let me do it I can skin all of them me modes.

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Thursday, 13 August 2009 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

Wayne Bridge has pulled out of the squad - his position is "untenable and potentially divisive" apparently.

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Says who? He himself, or Capello? It would be quite funny if it was JT mouthing off.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:10 (fourteen years ago) link

wow.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link

England's defence at the World Cup is going to be embarassing if things continue this way. A seemingly-permanently-injured Ferdinand, an off-form Terry, a shit Glen Johnson and a just-back-from-injury Ashley Cole/some other loser. Oh also lol English goalkeeping.

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hibbert, dawson, johnson, baines

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Terry must now carry with him the additional burden of knowing his own actions have resulted in someone he used to class as a close friend missing the biggest tournament any professional can be involved in.

yes this is bound to weigh heavily on the famously introspective and considerate john terry.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Calling Ryan Shawcross (xp)

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh i'd love to see a capello led defence of hart; hibbert, dann, johnson, baines/warnock - not exactly milan 91 but for 10 games or whatever? it could be great. or yeah, shawcross xpost

80085 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

warnock is easily england class.

dawson is a liability, though. would fuck you at first opportunity under a high pressure situation.

most of the players here could easily perform defensive duties as a unit for capello, as long as the press/pundits didn't start to get on his back about the (secondary) consideration of their 'footballing' abilities.

lol spurs, basically

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link

any chance of lol woodgate being not-dead?

80085 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link

never a chance of him being back match fit- sorry england, because he is class.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Phil Jagielka plays tonight, btw- is he any better than Dawson as a player that people see every now and again and think 'he's not as bad as I thought'

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Whither LOLean Lescott?

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

let's just get psycho back out there as left back.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Lescott was an obvious choice this time last year, but tbh I'd take king ahead of him at this stage

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Chelsea v Man City is gonna be fun this weekend, isn't it?

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link

terry to 'do' bridge rather than the more just reverse imo

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Never even occurred to me - I was thinking out of this weekend's four games that that was the one I could safely miss.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Jagielka was the shit, I just forgot he is still breathing.

80085 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link

So yeah, thinking about the way England have been set up under Capello, and the possibility of going to the World Cup with Leighton Baines and Steven Warnock, neither of whom are the sort to bomb forward at every opportunity.

Surely the rationale of playing Gerrard on the left was it kept him out of Lampard's way and Ashley Cole attacking down the left flank allowed him to drift further infield/maraud forward etc. That's got to be under threat with a more defensive left-back... good for James Milner or Joe Cole I'd say.

Then again the way things are going this may just entail switching Gerrard to the right.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

or just not play him? he's not at his best form or late non?

I for one am incredibly glad we won't have two attacking minded full backs considering the state of lol glen johnson. In fact I wouldn't be averse to picking Brown, especially if we were to come up against a Di Maria or Ribery or Ronaldinho...

80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I had forgotten all about Ribery 'til I inadvertently flicked on espn at my parents' at the weekend, just as he was running straight at some terrified defenders like he was in that pink panther advert. Love him all over again now.

Much as I hate Ashley, he's far too good for England to easily get by without him this summer.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Its fine, every world cup there is a 'oh noes will player x make it back in time? oh well he'll only miss the first match' bit going on

80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

good luck usa

caek, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Its fine, every world cup there is a 'oh noes will player x make it back in time? oh well he'll only miss the first match' bit going on

And then they come back and play like shit until we go out.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah but this time it'll be an adulterers fault we go out...

oh wait...

80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

petty thug replaces philanderer as skippa

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

The future of England has lots of people looking at angles.

Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

a remarkable amount of odd eyebrow-action on the go there.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Wayne Rooney is larfing.

At You!

Mark G, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Rooney's all "I've been shit for six years now, but still I'm here!"

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The future of England is a bit shonky at the back.

Matt DC, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Phil Jones was robbed. And maybe Smalling I guess.

Also weh to Sturridge and Delfounso?

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Think Welbeck is starting to look p deserving of a place, at least on the bench too. and Cattermole for the 'i'm mark van bommel and i will kill your whole family' role every modern side needs.

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

muamba should be ahead of rodwell, right?

mizzell, Monday, 31 January 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Dunno, haven't watched much Bolton this season. I guess their league position suggests that yes, maybe he should be.

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I hope the option will be for Wilshere to stay in front of the back four, like a centre-back

Fabio Capello

guys does capello not know what a centre back is?

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Steve McClaren is available btw

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Why has EBJT not pulled out of the squad? Does he need the appearance fee?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

guys does capello not know what a centre back is?

Maybe he means an old skool centre back like in 2-3-5 days, but with 4 at the back :/

AYE... MON THEN -----O----- (onimo), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

This might be a radical interpretation but I think he means he's supposed to defend rather than go forward.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone else on side of the mighty Ickle Feo / Darren Bent dream team?

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

blind feo: like regular feo but can put a decent cross in

r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Can pass the ball but still can't pass other players.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

has wilshere saved the empire yet?

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Was hardly given the ball due to being a filthy cheating foreigner etc.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link


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