NFTs (thread now extremely NSFW)

"I recently lost Bumbledoor Glockbottoms to a North Korean zero-day hack. It's tough living without such a critical part of me"

Godspeed, Salazar

Kicking someone who lost essentially a part of them is real class bro

Nice

— vydamo (@vydamo_) March 28, 2024

Good luck explaining the 21st Century to any humans still surviving after the 21st Century is over.

well, shoot, y'all, it's with a mighty heavy heart i gotta up and tell ya 'bout the sale of my ol' buddy, salazar, the fella with egg all over his mug most folks 'round these parts know me when i'm with him my young'uns reckon i'm his partner in crime, and heck, i even courted my missus with this egg-faced rascal been part of my hide for a dog's age

me and ol' salazar, we've been ramblin' 'cross god's green earth together, from them fancy hotels to them rowdy honky-tonks, and them peaceful beaches too but doggone it, them shenanigans of damon albarn and his britpop troupe done gone and turned my egg-splattered pal into a dime-store trinket ever since damon albarn moseyed on in, his market price done fell from a sky-high 85 eggs down to a measly dozen

regrettably, i gotta bid adieu to my ol' buddy to save what's left of my bacon 'fore it's cooked to all y'all good folks in the egg-faced brotherhood who've been sendin' kind words my way, i tip my hat to ya 'til we meet again down the road, so long for now and who knows, maybe one day we'll cross paths again on the other side of the fence until then, take care, y'hear

https://i.imgur.com/FdrOKzt.png

This has been Gorillaz's plot all along, hasn't it?

That guy’s avatar is a modified Pepe isn’t it

this is like the storyboard for a Longmont Potion Castle prank call

I regret to inform you that tweet is a bit. Apologies for forwarding.