why not gelt, at least you can eat that
― StanM, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:57 (one month ago) link
im sure you could sell the coin, but maybe you want to keep it, as a keepsake
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:58 (one month ago) link
or launch them at William's ugly slaphead next time he cries at an FA cup final cos all those nasty scousers are booing the national anthem.
These fucking ppl
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:58 (one month ago) link
it's ok bud they're all dead now
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2024 10:25 (one month ago) link
rip big family
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 March 2024 12:13 (one month ago) link
thoughts and prayers
Less than two months after Buckingham Palace confirmed King Charles III was diagnosed with cancer, sources exclusively reveal to In Touch that the king is battling pancreatic cancer and has been given two years to live.While the royal family has kept tight-lipped about the specifics of Charles’ illness, including the type of cancer he has, a source exclusively confirms to In Touch that the king’s diagnosis is known to be an open secret among royal staffers.“Many courtiers believe Charles’ cancer is worse than they’re making it out to be,” a second insider adds. “Even before the diagnosis, there were concerns about his health."
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:21 (one month ago) link
come on i can't wait two years for an extra bank holiday
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:33 (one month ago) link
Ouch, that's one of the worst cancers to get iirc
― The Prime of the Ancient Minister (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:33 (one month ago) link
What's In Touch?
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:36 (one month ago) link
^ out of touch
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:41 (one month ago) link
2 years might be optimistic - it is usually incurable and when the end comes it comes quickly
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:44 (one month ago) link
He might even win some sympathy over this. Too bad he has such a grossly unsympathetic personality. The problem with being heir to a throne is it leads to an all-pervasive sense of entitlement.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2024 17:31 (one month ago) link
er
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 30 March 2024 17:32 (one month ago) link
What's _In Touch_?
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 30 March 2024 17:50 (one month ago) link
sorry that was a typo, it was supposed to read According to Zing Touch…
― The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 30 March 2024 19:37 (one month ago) link
It's time for a return to old-style king-naming. I look forward to the reign of King William the Bald.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Sunday, 31 March 2024 14:37 (one month ago) link
ivar the boneless and olaf the flashywere a very notorious couple of kings
― mark s, Sunday, 31 March 2024 15:05 (one month ago) link
Harald Bluetooth would often stay rooted to the same spot in his great hall
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 31 March 2024 15:30 (one month ago) link
Ivar the Boneless one of the few monarchs to have a KFC meal deal named in his honour
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 March 2024 15:51 (one month ago) link
don’t forget æthelred the zinger tower
― subpost master (wins), Sunday, 31 March 2024 16:01 (one month ago) link
Pancreatic cancer was the same thing that killed Steve jobs. Charles seems like the kind of person to try the same treatment (nuts and berries etc).
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 31 March 2024 20:02 (one month ago) link
nuts and buried morelike
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2024 23:16 (one month ago) link