This Excelsior 2024 thread smells like a hot dog

LOL

who on earth is that tory ad aimed at

― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:18 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Cunts?

― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Starmer

― nashwan, Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:37 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

My actual first time ever hearing NIN:

I was staying at my Aunt’s house while on a family road trip, and looking through my cousin’s CDs. My cousin is a few years older than me. I was extremely sheltered musically at that point. He had lots of CDs from bands that I hadn’t heard yet: Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Radiohead. I knew Radiohead slightly from the "High and Dry" video, and didn't want to risk straying from what I already knew. So I found that song title on the back of The Bends, put on the CD that was in the case, skipped ahead to track 3, and made it to "Your God is dead, and no one cares" before turning it off in horror.

― jmm, Thursday, April 4, 2024 11:33 AM bookmarkflaglink

^^^~3x typical volume at Domino's adjacent to Pentagon

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Saturday, April 13, 2024 1:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

As long as it doesn’t have rocket on it

― subpost master (wins)

According to it, this is the burt Stanton rap music

https://www.udio.com/songs/5YbLhqZ5sZ7vb1QzrUYd5z

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, April 16, 2024 7:13 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Is there a more famous budgie fancier? Not sure I can think of one.

― Overtoun House windows (aldo), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 12:59 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Siouxsie

― subpost master (wins), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 13:04 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Since I read that thing about resonating I have heard three separate people (in two different states/time zones) say they resonate with xyz

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, April 19, 2024 10:24 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

tbf I know he can be a bit abrasive at times but he's often otm

― Colonel Poo, Saturday, April 20, 2024 1:28 AM (yesterday)

NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW MANY FUCKING POSTS YOU HAVE

― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 13 May 2024 20:34 (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Is that for those who posted theirs already or for those of us who didn't post ours yet?

― nashwan, Monday, 13 May 2024 20:55 (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

that's whiney's 4644637th complaint.

― scott seward, Monday, 13 May 2024 20:59 (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

A friend pointed out to me yesterday, when I told them that Glen Powell feels like a scam thought up by Hollywood bizzers who think millennials and Gen Z don’t understand sex appeal or get enough sex, that Powell is a psyop.

― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, June 11, 2024 5:33 AM bookmarkflaglink

he actually had four eyes in this role, so uh no

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, June 11, 2024 6:09 AM bookmarkflaglink

had this [covid] recently, pretty certain picked up on a train in spain. i felt pretty average and quite tired but the main problem was that i got an infected ear at the same time. which of course *really* doesn’t let you sleep. so a combination of being v tired and not able to get any sleep was not good and although i got over the covid relatively quickly im still managing the overall knock on effects a couple of weeks later.

people have asked how i knew to test and i’m “idk it just felt like covid?” crackly throat, generally run down, sniffling etc. this is my third go round (none of them servere in themselves) and im getting to know the drill.

― Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 17:22 bookmarkflaglink

Wonder if the strain in Spain spreads mainly on the train

― jaymc, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 17:29 bookmarkflaglink

lol

*applause*

Ok yeah that deserves applause

good enough to cure a bout of covid

folks watching presidential debates is not a good or cool or worthwhile thing to do

― ivy.

I was in a hipster coffee shop and everyone was watching the debate on their phones

― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes)

ugh that is *not* how the director intended it to be seen

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac)

recently encountered something that was advertised as "if tesla were a wallet"

― budo jeru, Tuesday, July 9, 2024 3:35 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

"...my ass would be on fire"

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, July 9, 2024 3:38 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

might as well get the story in here, my step-dad once made the national news for doing margin-betting on how many corpses they were going to exhume from the house on Cromwell St. That's how he got his nickname "Sicko"!

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 22 July 2024 08:01 (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The over/under taker

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 22 July 2024 08:03 (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well, it's one way to kill horse racing

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 22 July 2024 08:05 (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

He was on to a dead cert.

― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 22 July 2024 08:13 (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

will this be Vance's Swift Boat

― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, July 26, 2024 12:24 PM bookmarkflaglink

No one accused Kerry of fucking the boat tho

― laughter is the best weapon (DJP), Friday, July 26, 2024 12:27 PM bookmarkflaglink

the people all said sit down
sit down you're

― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, July 26, 2024 12:31 PM bookmarkflaglink