Elon Musk

elons in a tough spot cause his celebrity powers his businesses but he fucked it all up

A self driving @Tesla drove straight into my parked car in a residential area and Tesla Insurance has no way to directly contact them so I am stuck with no car and a Tesla adjuster not returning any calls for nearly a week. @elonmusk your cars, app and insurance suck.

— Drunk Uncle (@DrunkUncleATX) March 19, 2024

Kyrie is definitely similar but I think he’s more of a genuine weirdo whereas Rodgers always has to be the smartest person in the room

https://bsky.app/profile/vpsreports.bsky.social/post/3ko3ocwh5432a

oh no

I hope the curb is okay

My only regret is he wasn't giving Roger Stone a lift at the time.

I guess Tesla is good now.

lol DJP

the not wearing seatbelts is the cherry on top

I bet they had those Punisher seatbelt blanks they sell so macho guys who don't want to wear a belt can stop the car from beeping

ums, I had gone my entire life not knowing such a thing existed and you ruined it.

I'm pretty sure the vaccine killed them

The vaccine is a good shot.

https://www.threads.net/@amescoestate/post/C4wE3ivPoMb/?xmt=AQGzV2B9frzfP54mh0vYWWPvRpMk5-YhouSiax-rIK_lkA

love to fix my brand new cybertruck with duct tape ($300 option at dealer)

lmao

sorry PBKR! had to share the horror I guess

Toxicology reports came back on Angela Chao who drowned on her 900 acre ranch after reversing her $TSLA into a lake (after a Pitbull concert) and her BAC was 0.233 (vs TX legal limit 0.08), Elon must be elated it wasn't a vehicle error.

whoops!

That’s a lot of alcohol. Sad!

I still haven’t seen a cybertruck in the wild and am ok with that

failed to meet reserve https://carsandbids.com/auctions/3RyYX4Nx/2024-tesla-cybertruck-foundation-series

no way all those preorders turn into orders.
the preorder deposit was $100.

heh

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m7w6mfn35d53chutrzjzgkng/bafkreiaxcfdjmxybf2ujidzan663taxmfgsvo2nub45yctorglvzawoo5m@jpeg

Saw my first cyber truck in the wild last night. Wow! Bright red.

it's crazy how quickly the Tesla became the douche bag's car of choice

Saw my first cyber truck in the wild last night. Wow! Bright red.

I thought they only came in stainless steel. (Until I got to Montana, I thought Tesla cars only came in white, but I've seen blue and red ones around here.)

you can get an aftermarket vinyl wrap put on there, i seen a black one online

they come in stainless streel and in italian hoagie

White was for several years the only Tesla color that wasn't $1,000-$2,500 extra cost which made it more popular. Black was originally the one no-extra-cost color; now it appears that grey is.

it's not the reason, but it'd be funny if the unfinished look was meant to be a prompt for people to wrap or paint their own vehicles because Elon refuses to let them do an interesting color on the other models

https://bondangle.substack.com/p/tesla-q1-trends-rockslide

$TSLA fundamentals getting worse, tbd if the stock price will continue to reflect that

whats it say

i dunno i just read the first graf above the paywall cuz i'm not a subscriber but the first graf sounds bad

lol it does sound bad

I mean you have to go back to pre-pandemic to find a time when people were actually excited about Tesla, all they've done since are self-driving features which don't work and the dumbest looking truck in the history of trucks

previous article linked there (from 1/26/24) isn't behind paywall

If you reuse the truss steel that fell, it could be functioning in 3 to 6 months.

The repair should be put to commercial bid with a massive incentive for early and safe completion.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 30, 2024

we should all heed the thoughts of such a gifted engineer

Such a grifted engineer

i was the actual guy— the guy— who yelled freebird at skynerd. i was 6.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/tesla-dives-into-advertising-after-years-of-resistance-87810a4b

pathetic

Cybertruck drives off lot, immediately breaks with critical steering issue pic.twitter.com/OtOy7Ttysd

— Elai (@elaifresh) April 1, 2024

lol can you imagine trying to navigate this error screen on a highway

awful stuff

What are you talking about, everyone knows that looking at your phone while you're driving is only dangerous because the screens are so small. This solves the problem by making the screen the size of a small TV, if you can't easily read that wall of text while you're driving, maybe get better glasses, grandpa.

Bathtub curve. Failures tend to occur either right away or much later on. It’s under warranty, they’ll fix it. I’ve owned a non-Tesla that drove off the lot with a critical drivability issue.

— CakeLasers (@CakeLasers) April 1, 2024

skill issue

Warranty – also anecdotal

GETTING WORSE!!! HELP MEEEEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY CYBERTRUCK????? 😭😭😭 @wmorrill3 @elonmusk @Tesla @cybertruck pic.twitter.com/I7bFRUMRtA

— Lamar MK (@LamarMK) March 30, 2024

another bad cybertruck steering vid

cybertruck apparently uses a variable steering ratio tech i wonder if that's got something to do with it

i wouldve just bought a nice car instead

Or a nice computer.

i would just run linux on a ten year old laptop jk im a mac user

uh oh

Tesla Inc. suffered its first year-over-year sales drop since the early days of the Covid pandemic.

Tesla handed over 386,810 vehicles in the first three months of 2024, the company said in a statement Tuesday. That fell well short of analysts’ average estimate for 449,080 deliveries. The stock fell 7% in early New York trading.

is that good

hell id be happy to sell one car gotta start somewhere you know