I have gotten into so many arguments with my wife over this, it has gone from not being funny to being kind of hilarious. I wonder if she's forgiven me for laughing at her for sitting in the toilet in the middle of the night 8.5 years ago...?
― it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
haha even my barely-first-semester French that has been cobbled together as a side-effect from singing gigs can decipher that
― it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm just sayin', don't let your guard down.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link
dude this is like the tip o the iceberg
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Saturday, 15 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
you have raised the bar for shitty thread titles
― the goon and antarctica (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
o rly?
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Saturday, 15 August 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k99/evil_co_2006/o_rly.jpg
― thurston more cowbell (jdchurchill), Saturday, 15 August 2009 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
My own question for jdchurchill (the perpetrator of this poll) would be, when was the last time you gave your toilet a big, long hug?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
gross
― nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
With such a comment coming from such a source I must struggle to keep it from swelling my head. It swells quite enough from the water retention as it is.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
offtopic for thread but ontopic for board
Wine and Song poll
― The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Friday, 21 August 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
― Aimless, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 12:45 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
dudes i don't puke very often if that's what you're asking about,frequently tho i do get in there and thank the bloody stars in the sky that indoor plumbing fucking exists.
― blind melon baller (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 31 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
my first poll fucking sucked
― blind melon baller (jdchurchill), Monday, 31 August 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
In a manner of speaking, yes.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
In several manners of speaking
― Matt, Thursday, 10 September 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
and from many points of view
― Aimless, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
a'ite jerks i get it.stop hatin let's move on.the results are exactly what i thought they would be.womenz need and want the toilet seat down so they can do they bizness.and when i leave it up my gurl gives me hellthus the poll.
― Don't hag me with your false green. (jdchurchill), Friday, 11 September 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
If you put the seat *and* the lid down, it keeps the alligators from crawling out.
― Fannie Hall (doo dah), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
hey, why do you keep alligators in yr toilet? seems a good method to get yr ass bitten off.
― Don't hag me with your false green. (jdchurchill), Friday, 11 September 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link
It seems rather unfair on the alligators, all things considered.
Furthermore, it seems a trifle excessive to accuse me of hating. Hate is such a violent impulse, and I'm afraid I wasn't overly moved at all. Perhaps mildly amused? I digress. I believe we were discussing alligators. As you were.
― Matt, Friday, 11 September 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link
oh brother.
― Don't hag me with your false green. (jdchurchill), Saturday, 12 September 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I see Mr. Churchill has been practising his eye rolls. This is good, albeit limited, exercise, on the order of lifting shot glasses to one's mouth. Myself, I have been practising curling my toes, in case I ever need to perform any of Harry Houdini's tricks on short notice.
― Aimless, Sunday, 13 September 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I wonder if one ever gets plenty of advance warning that one'll be required to escape from a safe underwater. It'd be handy to know.
― Matt, Friday, 18 September 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link