zing

goodtimes zingyzongy fun:

heavy ho ho,

too thick or you'd dip ur wick?

http://image.blingee.com/images12/content/output/2007/7/14/50577290_31e03edb.gif

-- jergïns, Friday, July 13, 2007 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i'd dip my tenwick

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

your lil tenwick

signed,

BIGG CONRAD

-- Confounded, Friday, July 13, 2007 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

more like yr bigg 10mm wick

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^
LOLZ

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh shit confounded!!!!! how does it feel to get so thoroughly owned???

-- Lingbert, Friday, July 13, 2007 9:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i'll tell u when it happens

-- Confounded, Saturday, July 14, 2007 2:51 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

mercury music prize: 2007

let's see if we can rise above and pay it no heed this year, ok?

-- lex pretend, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:52 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No better way to ignore something than by posting in a thread about it.

-- bnw, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:58 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

albini-engineered, unreleased iotk is better than regular iotk.

both albini & mckaye disagree with you on this matter

-- J0hn D., Thursday, July 12, 2007 1:24 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

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and your point is? probably a few mountain goats fans love stuff you wrote off years ago.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:00 PM (5 days ago)

wowzerz.

not actually that harsh.

oh hey here is a question: someone posted this on my last.fm 'shoutbox' and i do not know what it means - what does it mean?

Bang goes Steve Albini's 'theory' again.

it means steve albini does not have a good explanation for gaps in the fossil record

ban ghost rider

who is ghost rider

WHO IS RIVER WOLF

har
it's true that the capitalization of Bang made me think of Big Bang
this person/stranger and i have like 100% music compatability, so i know it's not a zing - maybe it's a zing against steve a though. shrug
xpost

yes, it's a zing against me. sorry for not supplying the back story.

hahar

steve a sez women don't listen to good music

I don't care if you came in to shit on El, Aes, Vast Aire, MF Doom or fucking Humpty Hump; what the issue is here is your predictable tendency to just step in like your opinion of underground rap means anything more significant than "The beats are not jiggy crunk and the rhymes are too complex therefore it is shitty and worthless". The only reason you probably looked in this thread was because the header was "Aesop Rock is cool" and you probably had a snarky "I can't understand what he is rapping about and the production makes me sad" retort, and all you did was just replace that with "ew El-P for four minutes, that's awful". Have you even fucking HEARD THE VERSES? I think Matos and I made it pretty damned clear that they're pretty different from his usual style. Fucking A. And "timidly closeminded taste in rap": yeah, that's precious. I guaranfuckingtee you I have more appreciation and tolerance for mainstream hip-hop than you have for underground hip-hop.

What I want ILM to be is something above "hurr hurr uh like dude that suxx"; you seem to approach most indie rap in a tone that sounds like a hyperactive teenager on a Dew-and-crank bender lashing out against all those horrible critics who said bad things about "bling bling" in their big-up reviews of Stankonia or Labor Days.

-- Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:34 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

dude he made an el-p joke. if you got mad at everybody that dissed el-p on the internet everyday youd be a very busy man!

-- chaki (chaki), Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:43 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

nate was so sincere and you broke him :(

i think everyone should have to take a mandatory course called "learning to enjoy and find humour in getting one's own balls busted." people would enjoy life a lot more. and there'd be tons more great zings.

i'd wish the same upon you, kate, but i think you're miserable enough. also ken otm.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 23:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

come to think of it, alex - it was the media that attacked me + nearly crushed my hand.

-- dyson (dyson), Monday, January 26, 2004 12:53 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

It's a good thing you've never been robbed by a black person, dyson, you might have to join the kkk.

-- bnw (bnw), Monday, January 26, 2004 1:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

(xpost) otm. That woman is deeply frustrated
Turning Up The Suck - the Soundcheck and Sound Engineer Nightmare Thread
(not that I'm entirely unsympathetic about what happened, but my god...)

Ethan, why are you still dredging up 4-year-old shit re: Nate zings? Did he fuck your girl?

i just reposted a 3 year old zing!!

i got zinged

^^ potential ilx tee

hey dave i posted it because its a classic zing - my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it

it is more of an el-p zing anyway.

what thread is that schef kate zing from?

my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it

CLASSY

chaki, it's from i hate people having sex

What you do is you go inside the pain. Then, the pain is no longer inside you - it's outside. But then you realize there you are in this new space in your body again and maybe your body is still registering the pain. So you repeat the process. But I believe that each time you make that move you are actually doing something toward eventually healing that pain.

-- Tim Ellison, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:45 PM (1 hour ago)

i believe this is also called "denial"

-- akm, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:46 PM (1 hour ago)

more sigh than zing

i posted on ILX and all I got was this lacerating zing

eh, if i wanna see unfunny, drunk, coked-up assholes, i just walk around in my neighborhood.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:16 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or look in the mirror???

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:17 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

coyote nate probably like pigeon john

the stence zing seems more of a drum-riff half-zing joke, i think

Yeah, Braff is sickeningly precious, but come on. There's some 16 year old girl out there who is just discovering cute, precious boys, and comedy at the same time, and they think Braff hung the moon. Why you wanna beat up Braff and make that girl cry? She'll grow out of it, even if Braff won't.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

surely someone can work a good zing out of this and get us out of this rut

something along the lines of 'kenan 16 year old girls lol'

quite a lot to unpack there.

WTF, dudes? I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say. There are 16 yr old girls in the world -- in fact, over half of the population was one of them at one time -- and we are all aware of their existence. Work a little harder for zingage.

plenty of zings have been made in response to reasonable/defensible statements

if you can zing that you can probably zing every song steely dan ever wrote

the joke was that it was kenan, not that someone said something about 16 year old girls but never you mind me, i dont even make fun of kenan generally

kenan is acting quite the cuntrarian today; i feel he deserves this scorn.

the scorn of BEING IGNORED

when did you start having to "unpack" stuff people wrote?...it's just a bunch of bullshit on the internet, not a steamer trunk.

^^^^haa

helges0n tribute thread

But let's not fight about Happiness. I really like that movie.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007

No great surprise there.

-- Elvis Telecom, Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:41 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^^^see i was digging for that earlier

:-)

cio Harry Potter anything srsly, fuck off, doesn't he just die from a buttfucking already?

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

seriously. i dont want to hear anyone giving me shit for reading sweet valley high ever again.

-- sunny successor, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:32 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

:(

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

cio my ex txting me having happyfun drunktime at goth club I didnt go to because I am lazy antisocial prick and now I am alone and sad and he's telling me how much fun he is having :(

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

well this is certainly better than hearing about harry potter.

-- jessie monster, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link