I just did the poo test a few weeks ago. It's pretty great when you can shit in a box and then MAIL THAT BOX to someone, and it's all legit. I pretended mine was going to Mar-A-Lago.
― henry s, Thursday, 22 February 2024 13:51 (two months ago) link
Gd news abt yr mum Madchen. Yes, compulsory poo tests over the age of fifty here in Scotland. I always say a half-remembered limerick when I post mine off ...There was an old man from Newcastle/Who used to send shit in a parcel ...
All clear so far.
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 22 February 2024 13:55 (two months ago) link
Compulsory?
― Tim, Thursday, 22 February 2024 14:06 (two months ago) link
That may be the wrong word. I think they do chase you up if you haven't sent one in though.
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 22 February 2024 14:08 (two months ago) link
That’s vg. I did my first of these a few months ago without being chased so I don’t know whether it’s the same here (bet it’s not as good). Glad I didn’t get an enforcement visit from the poo squad.
― Tim, Thursday, 22 February 2024 14:10 (two months ago) link
Or the Bottom Inspectors
https://i.imgur.com/f4MI1VF.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 22 February 2024 14:13 (two months ago) link
was recently made aware cancer finds your tonsils hospitable. just in case you thought parts of your body were safe.
anyway, big yep, that prognosis hit one of my family members.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 15 March 2024 05:41 (one month ago) link
sorry to hear!
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 15 March 2024 10:47 (one month ago) link
Best to your family in dealing with that.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 15 March 2024 11:46 (one month ago) link
Fuck you cancer, my dad and his care team knocked your ass out. He feels better than he has in 15 months. Absolutely hellish year+, but I am SO SO GLAD to see him feeling so much better and just to see him MOVING AROUND OMG YESSSSSS
― brimstead, Saturday, 6 April 2024 16:27 (three weeks ago) link
Yay!!!!!! Nice to hear good news!
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 6 April 2024 17:03 (three weeks ago) link
That is awesome. Kick cancers ass, dad Brimdad.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 6 April 2024 18:23 (three weeks ago) link
hooray for brimdad!
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2024 19:56 (three weeks ago) link
So happy to see this
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 April 2024 20:44 (three weeks ago) link
<3!!!
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 6 April 2024 23:41 (three weeks ago) link
happy for you and your dad!
― brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 April 2024 23:53 (three weeks ago) link
Great news!
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 7 April 2024 00:05 (three weeks ago) link
Love it when people legit fuck cancer. Fuck you, cancer!
― ailsa, Sunday, 7 April 2024 13:34 (three weeks ago) link