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also - snakes and ladders is another game that's called something different in the US

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:19 (two months ago) link

Found out last year that Sorry is called Mensch ärgere Dich nicht in German which means something like Man, don't be angry. That tickled me.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:22 (two months ago) link

also - snakes and ladders is another game that's called something different in the US


Is it Chutes and Ladders?

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:40 (two months ago) link

Yes because you slide down chutes and go up ladders

Not sure how many people have ever slid down a snake. Maybe it happens a lot in the UK idk

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:46 (two months ago) link

A snake looks better than a chute.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:47 (two months ago) link

... it's (yet another) game the British brought back from India where the snakes have a deeper meaning than just something you slide down... apparently.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:50 (two months ago) link

chutes are just fundamentally less exciting than snakes

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:55 (two months ago) link

Personally I would definitely prefer having my butt on a chute vs. a snake; your opinion may vary.

Snakes? Not my kink. And also consent is an issue. Have the snakes enthusiastically consented to this arrangement?

Sane clown posse (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:01 (two months ago) link

the snakes are willing participants, if anything it's their idea

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:05 (two months ago) link

The do tend to look very jolly on the playing board

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:16 (two months ago) link

why do the snakes have to consent, they're not eating your ass

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:25 (two months ago) link

Someone doesn’t know how to play snakes and ladders correctly

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:38 (two months ago) link

chutes are just fundamentally less exciting than snakes

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

Until they fail to open.

nickn, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:05 (two months ago) link

my chute's closed baby

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:46 (two months ago) link

like I said

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 19:33 (two months ago) link

The other day my wife pointed out a Masonic Temple and I realised that I had been missing a particular album title’s pun for over 30 years.

Kraal Disorientation Chamber (emsworth), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 08:54 (two months ago) link

Neu - Seeland

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 19:29 (two months ago) link

ha nice!

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 22:40 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Welcome Inn

Alba, Thursday, 14 March 2024 06:22 (one month ago) link

Right next to the Dew Drop Inn!

Don’t Want to Say Goodbye Jumbo (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 14 March 2024 06:25 (one month ago) link

as someone who used to drink in a dew drop inn thirty years ago can I just say, fuck.

gene besserit (ledge), Thursday, 14 March 2024 06:38 (one month ago) link

Have enjoyed a drink at the Done Right Inn....

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 14 March 2024 07:41 (one month ago) link

there was a dew drop inn right across from my house in london for years; at one point it changed proprietors and they changed the name to “the dew drop” 🤦

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 March 2024 08:22 (one month ago) link

it doesn't work with an English accent, so I'm sure they missed it too

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 March 2024 09:16 (one month ago) link

It works with a Norfolk accent.

man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 March 2024 09:28 (one month ago) link

That Caran d'Ache, the pencil company, takes its name from the Russian word for pencil. I did lots of drawing in high school and also took Russian, but somehow I never put the two words together before.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 21 March 2024 00:03 (one month ago) link

This shitty meme just turned on a light in my head.

https://i.imgur.com/DezcbV3.png

https://i.imgur.com/oDiKoDS.png

pplains, Saturday, 23 March 2024 00:33 (one month ago) link

GOOP being in some way a play on Gwyneth Paltrow's name had escaped my attention until today.

Alba, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 12:10 (one month ago) link

Filofax = file of facts

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 16:07 (one month ago) link

Filet-o-fish = filet of fish

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:01 (one month ago) link

but.. so like

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 22:30 (one month ago) link

Ummm...

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 23:15 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

I guess I'm even worse at puns than I thought. It literally just occurred to me that WhatsApp is a pun.
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 05:07 (three months ago) link

Yep, came here to post same

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:36 (one week ago) link

I get to hear that at least once a month at karaoke, usually minus the big hat

Andrew Goldsoundz (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:10 (one week ago) link

Looking in the freezer last night, I realized that "Summertime Rolls" by Jane's Addiction must be a play on spring rolls.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 16:19 (one week ago) link

In the states and went into a thrift store…

Good Will Hunting?

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 16:35 (one week ago) link

Yep

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 17:11 (one week ago) link

Does Goodwill feature prominently in the movie (never seen it).

President of the Canadian Council of Bassoonists (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 17:28 (one week ago) link

...me neither, I just always assumed it was a pun...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 17:53 (one week ago) link

on the phrase we are all saying all the time, "Goodwill hunting"

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 17:59 (one week ago) link

After puzzling over it, I concluded it referred to Damon and Affleck appealing to producers to show them some good will by bankrolling their project.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:06 (one week ago) link

Skylar has inherited money under a will, but learns that what is truly important is human connection with a man named Will. The movie Good Will Hunting tells the journey of Skylar "hunting" her emotions about the "good" Will out from among the complex web of feelings she has around the "bad" will.

The sequel Good Will Hunting 2: aka Applesauce, Byiatch! did not receive a wide release.

felicity, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:24 (one week ago) link

isn't the character's name Will Hunting (I also haven't seen it)

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:45 (one week ago) link

Yes

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:53 (one week ago) link

on the phrase we are all saying all the time, "Goodwill hunting"

I am almost crying from laughing at this

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 19:22 (one week ago) link

so was I

felicity, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 19:23 (one week ago) link

no no no, "Will Hunting" is what Matt Damon calls his penis

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 19:23 (one week ago) link

ew

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:30 (one week ago) link


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