peeing in the sink

-Leslie Bricusse

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just a note that even though it's not titled as such this belongs in the pee chronicles canon

pee chronicles II: for tha boyz: taking sides: technique
pee chronicles CDXLVIII: not about hand washing
Do you religiously wash your hands in public restrooms?

Oh damn there’s my weekend reading.

I have also peed outside the place. The place is a double-wide trailer, so at least it’s scene appropriate. There’s a sweet spot by the little shed at the end of the carport outside of any direct line of sight.

Djp i will always remember your peeing in the shower thread.

if its good enough for shirley bassey

i never used to pee in the shower but after my GRS it's just started feeling completely natural and right. it's one of the most gender-affirming things i do.

i have no idea what any of y'all even mean about peeing in the sink. this was not something that _ever_ occurred to me. i basically have the same feelings about it that queen victoria had about lesbians. which i think, by the associative theorem, proves that queen victoria peed in the sink.

spalding gray liked peeing in his backyard in the Catskills, iirc, it was like a communion with nature and his home or some shit

Peeing out the windows > Peeing in the sink. You get to wave your dick in the wind

this may be doable for the bewanged among us but i wld need to hoist meself astride the sink and i'm not sure as the bathroom sink could support my weight and there would be objections if i attempted this in the kitchen which leaves the sinks of my enemies or the public, in which bathrooms i would already be feeling nervous so i'm afraid this is gonna have to be a no from me

shower, bath, river/sea, against a tree, but never in a sink; that's just gross. And usually impossible since most sinks are too high.

not sure how peeing in the shower can be gender-affirming, since this has never been gender-specific to begin with

using a receptacle and pouring it down the sink is how to do it - pissing directly into a sink is just outright savagery! Although you should avoid pissing into very cold pyrex receptacles, that's a life piss lesson I learned.

you need to run the water in the sink as you piss in it to replicate the cleaning effect of a urinal flush

i’ve heard

this friend of yours knows their stuff

from the murky depths of my memory stirs a story i read long ago, where a woman visits her boyfriend's hoity-toity family home for the first time and needs to pee but is too embarrassed to say the word "bathroom" and instead asks where the powder room is, and the boyfriend's mother shows her to the powder room which is apparently a real room that rich people have for powdering in, and there is no toilet but there is a sink, and iirc the story ends with the woman trying to pee in this sink and accidentally breaking it off the wall? i guess the moral of the story is to always look your prospective mother-in-law in the eye and loudly announce when you need to take a piss.

Do we have a distinction here between sink types? Kitchen sink, nope, it has dishes in it. Bathroom sink, why? (There's a toilet and shower/bath right nearby.)

Mud room / laundry room sink (if you have one), that might be a bit more, um, situational for some folks.

Like, personally, I grew up in a house with one bathroom and five to ten people. I would rather just go outside, but can understand expediency.

There is also the phenomenon of the Pittsburgh Toilet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_toilet

In many non-North American homes the toilet has its own little room leaving “the bathroom”, where you clean yourself, free of excrement and urine, which is a pretty good deal for everyone except when the toilet is located far away, or on another floor, or attached to someone else’s bedroom, you see where i’m going with this

let me just spell it out - in my in-laws’ place for many years there was only one actual toilet, it was downstairs, and so if you wanted to use the toilet in the middle of the night you had to walk downstairs in the dark. but the kicker was that their staircase was made of this like metal grid material that absolutely murdered bare feet. so….

the house I was born in and very briefly lived in for the first few months of my life had no bathroom and had an outside toilet. My mum says you could hear everything through the walls and the bloke next door would come home drunk from the pub and would be singing while he was pissing in a bucket.

LOL. Our first family house had no bathroom, it did have an inside toilet though. Be grateful for small mercies I suppose.

was this a clawfoot tub in the lounge type of situation or

TS: In the sink or in the shower

come on tracer, gotta put Classic or dud: pissing on your belt in the pee chronicles canon

YES i forgot that!!

xxxp

god knows probably a wild west movie style tin bath, that could also be handy when you need to spend a penny.

Yes, I don't actually remember. We moved into a council house eventually. It was like moving into Buckingham Palace.

Thinking about those big industrial sinks that are a little lower to the ground
Could see some usage in a pinch

not sure how peeing in the shower can be gender-affirming, since this has never been gender-specific to begin with

― Lee626

yeah a lot of gender shit is hard to explain in rational terms, trans people and bathrooms, it's hard to explain

for instance, i've known women who are scared of using women's bathrooms for fear that they'll get clocked by how their pee sounds. i never really noticed that men peeing and women peeing sounds different. it does, for the record, but even though i actively listen to things a lot of people take for granted, the thought of listening to people peeing never occurred to me, and honestly, even now that i know it's an option it's not anything i've ever done or would ever want to do.

this may be doable for the bewanged among us but i wld need to hoist meself astride the sink and i'm not sure as the bathroom sink could support my weight and there would be objections if i attempted this in the kitchen which leaves the sinks of my enemies or the public, in which bathrooms i would already be feeling nervous so i'm afraid this is gonna have to be a no from me

― what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat)

pissing in the sinks of one's enemies a poor second to pissing on their graves imo

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ok here's the thing about pissing in the sink. i was once "bewanged", as cat so beautifully puts it, and my aim was... every stereotype about guys pissing you can think of. part of it was that i wanted to spend as little time acknowledging my bewanged status as possible. spending time to actually aim correctly didn't seem particularly worth it. i have also been blessed with an enormous prostate, meaning bph, meaning even before my egg cracked i spent most of my time sitting down because of the quantity of dribble. finally, my diplopia means that i functionally do not have depth perception. all of which means that it was more accurate to describe me as peeing _on_ toilets than _in_ them. based on my observation, this is pretty common practice among the bewanged.

which is to say the whole "peeing in the sink" thing just seems like a new way of doing what guys have been doing from time immemorial: peeing on the floor.

I keep hearing this thread title in Adele’s voice

“If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown, flush it down”

TS: peeing in the sink vs shitting in the refrigerator

Those meat freezers in the garage got to be good for something

Lol @ DJP, I was thinking the same.

Hearing it to "bringing in the sheaves" myself.

I blame the religion thread

Guess I could also make a case for "Daydream Believer"

Hearing it to "bringing in the sheaves" myself.

I blame the religion thread

― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal)

god dammit now i have "wonderful wino" stuck in my head (starts with "bringing in the sheaves", includes the narrator singing about pissing himself)

Adding to playlist

When my son is eating meals in the living room I am effectively a kitchen prisoner and sometimes it takes him hours to eat it. If I go upstairs to use the bathroom, the opportunist dog will burst through the door and steal his dinner. I put a latch on the kitchen door for this problem and would lock the dog in the kitchen and go out the side door and round the side to the front door to use the upstairs toilet. This system stopped working when the front door lock broke and the council replaced with a cheap shit lock that can't be opened from one side if the key is in the other. I cant leave the key out of the door because one of my son's myriad of OCDs is that the key has to be in the door and I can't hide it from him because that would be effectively making him a prisoner. lol .. this is what drives me to pissing in sinks.

i'm grateful that i can pee just about anywhere without undue hassle tbqhwu

there is a popular pee spot on the back corner of the homewood suites on the alley way that separates it from a .. furniture import business?? .. directly outside the view of my office window. right next to it, in the homewood suites building, is a little police garage. someone has graffiti'd eyes above the pee spot.

I once stumbled upon a woman in a catchers stance peeing on the sidewalk under some scaffolding and her friend with her hand over her mouth profusely apologizing

Maybe TMI but I know a woman who can totally just pee standing up, in a skirt, between some cars. Hash tag life skills. But I would not suggest it as a best practice.

yeah as i understand it there is a method whereby one can use their fingers to shape a kind of funnel from the labia and, with practice, direct one's stream but it ain't a skill i've dabbled in

I could definitely pee standing up in a skirt no problem.

I've not peeded in a sink, but I have vomited in a sink (lol college)

When at horse shows, I regularly pee in my pony's stall rather than find an open port-o-potty. I always have tissue in my pocket for this reason.

Pony always looks a bit confused when I do this.

why is it pooped but not peeded

oh nevermind

oh well i *could* pee standing up in a skirt (presumably? have never tried) i'd just end up squelching around in wet shoes the rest of the night

it can be pretty cute when animals try to puzzle through our potty habits, and vice versa. my mom used to love to tell the story of how my oldest brother got toilet trained -- we had a litter tray in the bathroom & he would watch the cat at work, then one day he just started using the litter box too!

i have yet to try peeing standing up since my GRS. i can't think of a possible reason, unless i decided i wanted to "own the libs" or something.

i do i have it on good authority that peeing with a "she-wee" feels just like peeing with a penis.

https://ibb.co/74DCMZF

still trying to figure out a site i can use that will let me embed images. i happened to see this meme posted today and thought of this thread.

omg i love "shee-wee"

by pee rex, obv

Fwiw, hospitals (and other medical workplaces) as well as art studios do tend to have footpedal-operated sinks. Because if your hands are covered in germs or paint or clay you don't want to touch a faucet/tap handle.

But if you don't see handles, it's not unreasonable to think it might be a peeing place.

I do indeed have a pony. He is a pinto (brown and white patches) and has a multicolored penis that is oh maybe a foot and a half long. He pees mostly in his paddock, mostly in the same corner. Where he sometimes chooses to lie down to sleep despite a large area non-pee-contaminated options.

Welcome to iltmi, home of the 18-inch multicolored penis

^^ new board description plz

wanna walalala

He is a pinto (brown and white patches)

OMG that's the best kind 😍😍😍

gonna give you every inch of my la

https://content-us.teletubbies.com/uploads/2016/03/laa-laa.png

They are all the best kind

My dream is to learn to care for horses so i can get a job on a horse farm in the sticks, get in my car and leave the city, never to look back

Step 1. learn to drive

If you know how to ride a horse, you're a big step ahead.

TS:

I've been through the desert on a pony with a name

Vs.

I've been through the desert on a pony with a mane

Deflatormouse come visit amy time and I will teach you how to ride and care for horses. Just please do not pee in the barn sink

Quincie, that is so incredibly kind of you.
I could never impose but if i find myself out there again i'd def love to meet you both. and likewise if you come by here.

My brother moved from OC to NJ about 2 years ago, and last week he was offered a job in LA. He wanted to go back, and I told him i'd move out there with him and help with his girls. But it looks like he's staying put now, we'll see.

what is Pony's name??

Pony’s name (given before I got him) is Lucky Day, because he was bailed out of a pretty dire auction situation (by a horse rescue org, not me). I bought him for $1

We flew with him on Air Horse One (<actual thing) when we all moved from East Coast to West Coast.

Ilxor Stevie D. is his friend among many others.

Sorry for threadjack. I actually have to pee now.

Great threadjack. Would be open to a thread of air horse one adventures

Pony’s name (given before I got him) is Lucky Day, because he was bailed out of a pretty dire auction situation (by a horse rescue org, not me).

♥️♥️♥️

https://m.facebook.com/LoveHowItsMade/videos/welcome-aboard-air-horse-one-how-do-they-do-it/486473526246149/

^^^peeing in the plane (for horses) is discussed, so on topic (spoiler: sinks not involved).

How *I* peed on the plane is another matter. A sink would have been welcome. Alas, this is not a plane built for human passengers.

I've been in an airplane on a horse with a name

my son (who doesn't piss in sinks) got sent home from college a couple of weeks back. They do horse therapy for autistic students there, and he'd got too familiar with the horses after weekly stable visits and kept running into the horse enclosure and trying to play with them as you might with dogs. Which is a bit of a safeguarding issue when some of the horses had riders on them. His one-to-one said it was a moment of sheer panic for them at the time. I told them to do more boring activities with him, it's always fraught with danger doing interesting stuff with him.

he'd got too familiar with the horses after weekly stable visits and kept running into the horse enclosure and trying to play with them as you might with dogs.

quite understandable tbf

Kitchen sink when I was 10 or 11, and my parents left me alone to babysit my little sister. I don't think there was any reason why, except to be a little 5th grade maniac. I cleaned the sink up with dish soap afterward because I wasn't a total monster.

As a younger adult, I did this a few times in the bathroom sink while intoxicated. There is something luxurious about the feeling of cool porcelain on the ol' oat tote. I don't drink anymore, though, and have kept that impulse in check for a while.

but even sober, you couldn't resist the luxurious feeling of cool porcelain on the ol' oat tote?

i peed in the sink while brushing my teeth last night.

There is a Simpsons Tubthumping parody that goes something like "i take a liquor drink, I take a chocolate drink. when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink." Seems salient.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMbITFT4PRk

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itt: disgusting savages

― the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, February 10, 2024 4:13 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm, I'm not even mr. propriety ok, I will get up to some disgusting stuff but no

I only do this when I've literally got no other choice other than risking exposing myself to neighbours or pissing myself. By my standards that doesn't make me a savage. And I have very high standards of personal and domestic hygiene!

what the fuck

If we take sink to also encompass any basin or bucket or vessel that's accessible when the bathroom is not. Which reminds me of an old, old ilxor post (Beth??) where she said the most convenient thing to blow your nose in at night is the pair of not too dirty underpants on the floor. I appreciate that.

hail Beth. she saw the future

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i just cleaned my sink damn it needed it

happy easter folks

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