I was youtubing a chef who said "anybody who tells you they can caramelise onions in less than an hour is a LIAR and a COWARD!" and it is true. I once tried a short cut with sodium bicarb and a pressure cooker and the result was vile.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino),
― Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Saturday, 10 February 2024 01:01 (two months ago) link
Festival bills are like vision charts: the more acts you recognize, the younger you must be (and the better your eyes).
― Josh in Chicago
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 4 April 2024 22:40 (three weeks ago) link
I dont think I ever confirmed the original TB question in this thread. I guess 16 years later is as good a time as any: Omar was correct.
i think it's a way to get away with looking at the girl and acknowledging her in front of your gf, but doing it in a manner that would suggest "man i would never go for her". like when you say, "man look at her hat, how lame" you're thinking "but damn, the rest of her!!~"
― omar little, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 3:48 PM (sixteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Thursday, 4 April 2024 22:57 (three weeks ago) link
what if i told you... she was annoying and yet, still, i wanted to fuck her
― ian, Friday, 5 April 2024 18:56 (three weeks ago) link
-Henry Rollins
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:01 (three weeks ago) link
Ian, go forth and report back.
― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:53 (three weeks ago) link
Adults who take a lot of pride is swearing is the saddest shit
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, April 23, 2024 11:33 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― jaymc, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 18:37 (four days ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYQ8QCqCIBw
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 18:40 (four days ago) link
Manager: (to Producer) Here, let me... (to Boaby) The producers would love for you to do this commentary but... no swearing.Boaby: Whit? Whit d'ye mean, nae fuckin' swearin'?
Boaby: Whit? Whit d'ye mean, nae fuckin' swearin'?
― Not waving but droning (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 19:05 (four days ago) link