Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

My place o' employment includes a Microbiology lab which tests for pathogens including candida albicans, so I'm well versed in Tony Orlando & Dawn running through my head.

Probably more for the misheard lyrics but
Kids - MGMT
"Control yourself, take only what you need from it"

I'm never sure what the lyrics are but I hear 'cheese, Gromit' in there every time

Chairstore called Lovesac could definately be a Primus lyric

I might have already said this one but whenever I see bacon in the supermarket it's PSB "How can you expect to be... bacon, seriously?"

“Great Wealth Transfer” —> Billy Bragg’s waiting for the Great Leap Forward… #classtraitor

If you were in middle school around the same time I was, maybe you will also hear this in a voice from a certain Miami bass song (track 3… IYKYK):

https://i.imgur.com/Y57kPQt_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand

change your heart
look around you
change your heart
it will astound you
i need your loving
like the sunshine
vampire: the masquerade -- bloodlines

^^^^^^
I don't know what Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines is but that's one of my favourite songs and those are the lyrics

Haha!

Every time I'm tempted to watch any way past season one of this show, it's:

Whip it into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try True Detective,
It's not too late
To watch it, watch it good