rolling worst music 2024

haven't listened to this hot garbage but supposedly it contains the lyric "all my people download this, let's get a billboard number one", they don't even bother to hide the grift anymore in this post-"try that in a small town" landscape

anyway yes the audience is olds who still buy on itunes, this guy's entire career is sustained on getting paypigs to download his shit for one week

sure, you know what, let's just put this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKkoBUPav3s

i would feel bad for her having her mental health crises become water cooler entertainment but she's absolutely reprehensible

"Featuring Ben Shapiro"

tom macdonald makes me think of when they would try and make christian hip-hop/rock/pop-punk so that church kids would have "cool" music that's safe listen to but now it's "cool music that's safe for 50-year-old trump supporters to listen to" (ie dudes who are shocked when they figure out that rage against the machine is left-wing). some of them are probably the same people, spending their whole life listening to bad versions of cool music that's been sanitized for their niche worldviews.

uhh Tim Heidecker did this first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm0Vmt-QIDc

One of the funniest things about the aforementioned phenomenon is that the biggest fans of "classical" religious music that I know are totally non-religious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJbz9qSsd0

i really liked his last album but i viscerally hate this

Nepo baby right wing Times journalist Charlotte Gill has been spent the last couple of days loudly decrying funded research on anything not of obvious benefit to the economy. In her twitter bio she links her soundcloud, where she is putting out music she's made. What do you think it might sound like? Well...

https://soundcloud.com/charlotte-gill-729201428

Some of this sounds fine, as far as like sub-Roedelius Reface preset demonstration goes. It doesn't offend me and it's no worse than loads of other unexceptional quasi-ambient gumming up the works

it's like ai-generated hold music for a spa, inoffensive maybe but completely without merit.

no argument there

grimes listed as a main inspiration there. hoo boy.

laughing so hard I'm drooling here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wybf25zZLdY

hilarious

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drizzy/comments/1d7ihnz/snowd4y_wah_gwan_delilah_feat_drake/

No no apparently this actually genius

tbf it take a special kind of something to somehow make an already terrible song worse

katy perry "woman's world" seems destined to fit here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CQtXDgVyVs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL9apblSQ-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knIbwsNGJyc