how you find inherent contradiction or absurdity making such things required, that's where the magic is
― digital chirping and whirring (Hunt3r), Friday, 5 January 2024 16:14 (three months ago) link
the Jan 6th data from Trump's twitter dm's and phone acct that Jack Smith has acquired becomes public it could be interesting. I presume there must be some damning evidence there if they are going to present it to a jury.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 16:17 (three months ago) link
I was just reflecting on it because:
-It's how I think it really played out, I'm not reaching to give him benefit of the doubt or exonerate him of his responsibility or guilt-As Alfred mentioned in his anecdote, it derails the central counterargument that his supporters push back on, which is whether it was preconceived and puts focus back on who is responsible for it going as far as it did and what was the hope that motivated letting it continue
― Evan, Friday, 5 January 2024 16:19 (three months ago) link
there's too much debate around whether or not he "planned" to have the Jan 6 mob forcefully invade to overturn the election as the specific action and goal, and not enough pointing out that regardless of the particular intention and orchestration there's the fact that there was no true effort by him to tell them to STOP once things got out of hand
otfm
"but officer, when i drank those ten beers, i didn't plan on running you off the road. no fair!"
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 January 2024 16:20 (three months ago) link
Dude got on national television and said “stand down and STAND BY”
Even his nominal attempt to calm thing down included a call to await further orders
― the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 5 January 2024 16:26 (three months ago) link
When I heard his Proud Boys remark on that first debate, I thought, "He means it" and "He also has no idea how English works."
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 January 2024 16:28 (three months ago) link
Taylor Swift did not direct her fans to attack Jake Glynenhaal, but she once they started she did nothing to stop them
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 5 January 2024 16:32 (three months ago) link
xpost That's the catch, isn't it? Trump only selectively seems to know what words mean.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 January 2024 16:34 (three months ago) link
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 5 January 2024 17:21 (three months ago) link
I was listening to them talk about this stuff on NPR this morning, and someone emailed in basically asking, where's the question in any of this? We watched it happen, we've all seen the tapes, people actually died, hundreds have been arrested, we've heard the testimony, there have been numerous investigations, what part of any of this is in doubt?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 January 2024 17:30 (three months ago) link
^^^
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 5 January 2024 17:40 (three months ago) link
It's not as if anyone arguing in favor of Trump is doing so in good faith or making any attempt at an airtight argument. It's people with brains and eyes expending all the energy pointing at the mountain of evidence and saying 'you clearly did it!' and Diaper Don and his Doo-Doo Brigade simply responding with a lackadaisical 'nuh-uh'.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 January 2024 17:45 (three months ago) link
it's real simple, the question is whether or not Trump is above the law, as it pretty much always has been
― frogbs, Friday, 5 January 2024 17:46 (three months ago) link
I know what Steven Seagal would say.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 January 2024 17:47 (three months ago) link
"buy my illegal crypto"?
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 January 2024 17:49 (three months ago) link
even the Trump–Raffensperger phone call should be enough to get him off the ballot. Trying to intimidate local officials to change an election result and then he calls it a "perfect phone call" the mind boggles. I'm totally persuaded towards the ballot removal argument now, even it is going to be overturned.
He's such a shite excuse for an insurrectionary criminal mastermind, leaving behind a trail of digital evidence of him committing his crimes is an amateur mistake.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 17:53 (three months ago) link
no, the perfect phone call was where he tried to extort Zelenskyy for Hunter Biden dirt, the Raffensperger phone call was the one where everyone admitted he did nothing wrong
― frogbs, Friday, 5 January 2024 17:57 (three months ago) link
“This was a perfect phone call,” he has said of his call to Raffensperger
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 18:02 (three months ago) link
IIRC, he said "stand back," not "stand down," which of course means something different.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 5 January 2024 18:03 (three months ago) link
Trump repeating himself? Never thought I’d see the day.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 5 January 2024 18:04 (three months ago) link
As I understand it, Trump is petitioning the SC to not just decide if the 14th amendment applies, but whether or not he committed insurrection, which puts the SC in a bit of an awkward position in terms of how they can approach this.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 5 January 2024 18:05 (three months ago) link
There is no way the Court can decide that at this stage.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 5 January 2024 18:06 (three months ago) link
and yet the argument his lawyers seem to be making is that even if the Colorado law could be applied to Trump, it wasn't valid because he didn't do an insurrection. There isn't any reason why they had to choose that particular line of argument, yet they did.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 5 January 2024 18:10 (three months ago) link
At this stage in his mental decline, I'm only surprised he hasn't requested SCOTUS to rule on whether he was the best president of all time
― Wack Snyder (Eric H.), Friday, 5 January 2024 18:38 (three months ago) link
It's official folks, scrotum has named me this years best president of all time. That's right you heard it hear first and it's what everyone's been saying.
― Evan, Friday, 5 January 2024 18:44 (three months ago) link
the "god made trump" thing trump posted on truth social has me fucking dying
"come home hungry, have to wait until the first lady is done with lunch with friends, then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon, and mean it"
― c u (crüt), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:38 (three months ago) link
SCOTUS has agreed to hear the disqualification appeal
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 5 January 2024 23:03 (three months ago) link
Surely that will turn out well.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 5 January 2024 23:08 (three months ago) link
Not a whole of case law to draw on
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 5 January 2024 23:13 (three months ago) link
No worries. They'll just make something up and wrap an argument around it.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 5 January 2024 23:19 (three months ago) link
Surely not!
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 5 January 2024 23:54 (three months ago) link
they're gonna argue that he's not an 'officer,' even though the Constitution calls the president an officer like 25 times
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:07 (three months ago) link
man that seems too actually stupid to work to me still.
nah it'll be like the constitution allows "time place and manner" this aint that, and it's illogical to have different candidates for president, so unless there is a federal conviction or finding that disqualifies, he's in.
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:17 (three months ago) link
man it's like the founders/amenders made all these rules and shit so that a treacherous tyrant don't have to be stabbed like julius caesar, but it's like, donnie's destiny is to croak "et tu, nancy?" while she holds a dripping dagger. i dunno who the octavian will be, but pelosi getting to stab trump still seems worth it to me right now.
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:20 (three months ago) link
i guess it should a senator not a house rep.
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:21 (three months ago) link
Lindsey Graham should do the honors.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:22 (three months ago) link
No, Graham's role is to throw himself weeping on top of the coffin.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:23 (three months ago) link
Good point. I would say Ted Cruz, who certainly has reason to want to stab Trump in the back, but he wouldn't have the nerve.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:30 (three months ago) link
https://crabdiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ted-cruz-humiliation.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:32 (three months ago) link
It’s gonna be Christie or LCheney
― the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:40 (three months ago) link
It'll be Robot DeSantis, nothing will stand in the way of his prime directive.
― nickn, Saturday, 6 January 2024 00:46 (three months ago) link
Caesar Trump would a thousand Mark Anthonys
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 6 January 2024 02:03 (three months ago) link
And Baron would slay them all
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 6 January 2024 02:04 (three months ago) link
Trump: All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets pic.twitter.com/TopK4BRsOq— Acyn (@Acyn) January 6, 2024
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 6 January 2024 03:38 (three months ago) link
When Jefferson Davis was on trial for treason, his lawyer used the Fourteenth Amendment to argue that since he's already banned from office he shouldn't face any further punishment. He didn't need to have been found guilty of insurrection for the Fourteenth Amendment to apply to him.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/12/11/what-happened-when-the-us-failed-to-prosecute-an-ex-president
Davis walked out a free man, released on bail. And not too many months after that the federal government’s case against him fell apart. There’s no real consensus about why. The explanation that Davis’s lawyer Charles O’Conor liked best had to do with Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment, known as the disqualification clause, which bars from federal office anyone who has ever taken an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States and later “engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.” O’Conor argued that Section 3’s ban on holding office was a form of punishment and that to try Davis for treason would therefore amount to double jeopardy. It’s a different kind of jeopardy lately.
― symsymsym, Saturday, 6 January 2024 05:50 (three months ago) link
I just saw the vid of a party at Mar-a-Lago: Trump looking like the saddest rich geriatric freak in the world. The daylong pissed Giuliani, slow dancing and looking like he's probably grotesquely putting his hands all over an unfortunate woman on the dancefloor, while fiftysomething Vanilla Ice is on the stage with a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Not feeling so fomo about not attending any Christmas parties last year, now.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 6 January 2024 11:41 (three months ago) link
When Real Life is weirder than A.I.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 January 2024 15:47 (three months ago) link
blood meridian is less disturbing than calzino's description. rudy is dancing dancing, tho maybe it's trump claiming immortality
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Saturday, 6 January 2024 16:01 (three months ago) link
When Real Life is weirder than A.L.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 6 January 2024 18:34 (three months ago) link
he is a great favourite
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 January 2024 19:12 (three months ago) link