mayo: the devil's condiment

the warm eggy smell & schlorpy sound & gelatinous quiver turn some people off i guess

lol at the proud garlic gourmands, keep yr heads up you kings of stankbreath! no, higher, please, up out the sunroof if you wouldn't mind

it also tastes like shit

off-white gelatinous quiver is what disgusts me
i wish i could get over it but i haven't been able to so far

Paprika and salt

― calstars, Sunday, December 31, 2023 1:03 PM

Rejected Jimmy Buffet lyric.

Nibblin on croquettes
Watchin' the sunset
All of those egg yolks covered in oil

Do people who dislike the texture of mayo also dislike pudding? As someone who's pro- both of those things, their textures aren't worlds apart (although the oiliness of mayo is obviously distinct).

Plus, you don't eat mayo like you eat pudding*, so I don't see the problem with texture.

* If you do, that's probably why you don't like mayo.

can we get some Waldorf salad up in here?

Some days mayo is the only thing I want in my mouth

It’s the condiment that loves you back

Re jiggliness — when I was in college I remember seeing fellow students eat bowls of flavored yogurt (not Greek but like vats of berry-flavored regular yogurt) decanted into bowls and gobbled up with spoons. I had the same reaction as I do to mayo. It’s not logical or fair but it seems to come from some primordial disgust I have no control over.

Also that was v long time ago and I got over my yogurt problem. I have no trouble w pudding but have yet to accept mayo on my food.

has anyone made a "mayo pop"?