ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

Not that I'll name names or anything.

dan might find it more reassuring to not be on the list at all.

estela, let me assure you that Dan is on my "nice" list, not my "naughty" list.

aw <3

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKE

Sara fails to mention that poop gets sent to both the naughty and nice lists, it's just that the naughty list also gets Larry the Cable guy DVDs.

Dan, is it easier for you to receive packages at home or at work?

Apparently John is acting as my Christmas secretary this year.

I appreciate his help, but I think we need to focus on Christmas cards here.

http://fedex.kinkos.com/locations/

http://www.ziploc.com/

http://www.poopdoc.com/

THANKS IRISH, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES NOW

http://www.peanutsandcorn.com/

That is not a recipe for cookies. ;_;

PRIORITIES SARA. THEY ARE WHAT MADE THIS COUNTRY STRONG.

John is magic in that he is even less helpful than I imagine him to be.

WELL?

I can't believe you're trying to make me feel guilty for NOT sending Dan poop in the mail!

Wait, no, what am I talking about, I can totally believe that.

HEY LOOK AT ME IM SARA RC IM A SLACKER I DONT EVEN BUMP THAT OTHER THREAD CONSISTENTLY ENOUGH TO KEEP THE THREAD TITLE BOOOOOOOOO. ALSO I AM A POOPHOARDER AND RUINED DANS CHRISTMAS.

John, it's so good to see that you're still the charming guy I met in high school. I feel sure that I can find a special, if late, Christmas gift, just for you.

I wonder if I can get Dan to help me plan something...

hahahaha this plan was doomed to, ahem, "backfire"

Dan, meet me later for brainstorming session.

I MOVE TO IMPEACH SARA R-C

ITR CONSTITUENTS DEMAND ACTION, RESULTS

John is just worried about what I might send him in the mail.

And deservedly so.

I'm sure it will be something poopy nice!

Assuredly so.

BUMP AS BIRTHDAY SUGGESTION

Get to work yourself on this yourself if you want to, Scurvy. Just don't blame me when you and Dan have a Big Fight.

(Yes, I know that is you, John; you can't hide behind exclamation points and not expect me to recognize you. I think I know you better than THAT.)

might be Dan, you ever think of that, LADY KNOW-IT-ALL?

Yeah, first of all, you really don't look THAT much alike, second of all, I hardly think Dan is going to try to persuade me to send him poop in the mail.

Now get your ass to bed; you're sick and you need to get better. (Clearly you must have a high fever if you think I was going to believe you were Dan for ONE SECOND.)

Sara, I think you should consider mailing Dan poop.

i like the way this jergiins fellow thinks.

Well, you both obviously know what I'll be giving you for YOUR birthdays.

A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL

Dan is thity-five in
half an hour, so
this is for him.

Those down days
When you felt so young
And everything seemed

You saw the people
Around You
Getting old

You wake up
The teenage yearn is
Gone for you

It happens to others
It happens all the time
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

The candles on the cake
Waiting to be blown
Wish I was
An other

Tis the season, just saying

i hear that dan is remodeling his bathroom so this would really be a perfect time tbh

Tia the season

Still not doing it!

Well that's not what you said in the other thread.

Time for John to take a literacy test.

Merry Christmas!

You say it's your birthday
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Here Sara, feel free to use this if you dropped the ball on getting the shipment out on time

http://i.myniceprofile.com/73/7310.gif

thats hot

just makes me glad I work on a pulmonary unit rather than one that focuses on GI

HAP{PY BIRTHDYat