RIP Rudy Giuliani

take another little piece of his heart now baby

This is my body

his flesh is 90% bourbon

The part of his brain that craves attention seems to be the last part still functioning more or less normally.

He's going to have to live off of the Borat 2 residuals I'm afraid.

all time own goal lol he shouldve been sitting on corporate boards, collecting speaking fees and so forth, even the more normal things he did like have a law firm, weird cyber security company were beneath his station

couldve been doing a pretend job at blackrock

I was thinking about his situation this morning (the local NPR affiliate was covering his case). As a New Yorker, he surely knows that Donald Trump is an utter piece of shit. I think he thought he could leverage proximity to Trump to his own advantage, to continue to get what he obviously needs, which is attention. What he failed to consider is that everyone who comes within the Trump orbit is eventually destroyed.

Of course, it's obvious that he is in mental and physical decline, probably a combination of age and alcohol.

I would feel sorry for him if he weren't such a self-serving asshole.

honestly his post-mayoral arc is almost poetically tragic, culminating not in living a chill life in Manhattan but roaming the hinterlands of the U.S. trying to embarrassingly fight for an extraordinarily dumb and bad guy who probably secretly hates him

i say "almost" because he was obviously always a POS

its still tragic in the classic sense

xpost I watched a little bit of some video testimony last year or so, and honestly he did not seem to be in particular mental decline. I think he is just a huge asshole.

Eh. He appeared in court the other day with his belt undone. More significantly, a lot of his public statements seem confused. He's certainly not as sharp as he was even ten years ago.

He definitely *looks* terrible!

But he is indeed a huge asshole. Always has been. I remember when he announced his candidate for mayor. I was living in New York at the time, and one of my co-workers, who was deeply involved in and passionate about city politics, was outraged. He said Giuliani had nothing to offer the city, he was doing it for his own self-aggrandizement. He wasn't wrong.

*candidacy

was it a....cardboard belt?

I've seen it suggested that his antics yesterday was him making the mistake of thinking that he can get away with acting like Trump outside a courtroom, which of course nobody else in the US can. Also seen it suggested that it was possibly tactical, a rather pathetic attempt to play towards a mistrial.

As for public statements, "confused" is generally the GOP default. That's what happens when most of the stuff you say is bullshit. Like, what would a lucid Trump even sound like? Confusing bluster is his defining trait.

It's too late for that.

(xp)

every day I open this hoping he has died

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I figured that would be the case, but you could be forgiven for thinking this guy has never actually practised law before!

https://www.inquirer.com/resizer/TaHsniOMN__bOex4qFITPEXQM2o=/0x0:2312x1540/800x533/filters:format(webp)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/pmn/LKRYR43WEJE3VOP6ZJDWAE5EF4.jpg

The New York Police Department produced a detailed analysis in 1998 opposing plans by the city to locate its emergency command center at the World Trade Center, but the Giuliani administration overrode those objections. The command center later collapsed from damage in the Sept. 11 terrorist attack.

til the racist bald fuckwit aka "America's Mayor" managed to make the 9/11 emergency response more ineffectual and chaotic, by ignoring good advice.

the title of this thread is finally appropriate

https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1735771145993953713

THE DECISION:

Defamation
Moss awarded: $16,998,000
Freeman awarded: $16,171,000

Emotional distress
Moss awarded: $20 million
Freeman awarded: $20 million

Punitive damages
Total: $75 million

wow!

Here's how it hurts Joe Biden.

Very cut and dry case, well deserved.

das alotta cash bb

What is Rudy worth these days?

not seventy five million dollars

$75

You can't even go on tv and tell lies that put private citizens in danger these days without the woke mob coming for your loot

Is he really gonna have to pay any of this out though? Or Alex Jones, for that matter? I'd bet that the Goldmans have seen about 400 bucks from OJ after all these years.

he's not cooperated with discovery on his earnings so I guess it's time to take his real estate off him to cover it, then work the rest out in monthly instalments, forever until he dies - love this shit!

he's on TV now still lying

Total damages is $150 million according to CNN.

Maybe he can get a million or two shaved off on appeal.

his lawyers basically wanna yank him off the mike with a cane

OMIGOD he's SHUSHING the press

bringing his pinky rings to the pawnshop

RIP

awesome lawyer talk

“I have no doubt that Mr. Giuiani’s statements caused harm; no question about it,” Sibley said in his closing remarks. “But just because these things happened, it doesn’t make my client responsible for them.”

Hopefully he got paid upfront

gonna have to think that one over

I'm sure there was at least a small part of Rudy that thought the damages number might be $2, or whatever the amount that Trump was awarded in his NFL suit was.

Maybe he forgot that you can't get a pardon for civil suits damages.

he should have done the bravado Sting thing from Quadrophenia.. pull out his checkbook right there in the courtroom

Lawyers will just keep delaying everything and Rudy will probably keep living his lifestyle somewhat until he croaks, but if the world were just the mf'er should have to hand over his house and car keys right there and now. Got to wonder how much of his assets have been moved into other hands in prep for this all happening.