The lid up means Uncle Cosmo's using it as a 'backboard' again.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Monday, 10 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
All one must do is to look around with one's eyes wide open to realize that it is God's plan that the whole of outdoors be one gigantic toilet for the fauna of the world. I humbly bow to God's wishes.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Looking around with one's eyes closed seems a fool's errand, to be fair, Aimless.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I have gotten into so many arguments with my wife over this, it has gone from not being funny to being kind of hilarious. I wonder if she's forgiven me for laughing at her for sitting in the toilet in the middle of the night 8.5 years ago...?
― it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
haha even my barely-first-semester French that has been cobbled together as a side-effect from singing gigs can decipher that
― it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm just sayin', don't let your guard down.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link
dude this is like the tip o the iceberg
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Saturday, 15 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
you have raised the bar for shitty thread titles
― the goon and antarctica (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
o rly?
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Saturday, 15 August 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k99/evil_co_2006/o_rly.jpg
― thurston more cowbell (jdchurchill), Saturday, 15 August 2009 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
My own question for jdchurchill (the perpetrator of this poll) would be, when was the last time you gave your toilet a big, long hug?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
gross
― nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
With such a comment coming from such a source I must struggle to keep it from swelling my head. It swells quite enough from the water retention as it is.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
offtopic for thread but ontopic for board
Wine and Song poll
― The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Friday, 21 August 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
― Aimless, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 12:45 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
dudes i don't puke very often if that's what you're asking about,frequently tho i do get in there and thank the bloody stars in the sky that indoor plumbing fucking exists.
― blind melon baller (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 31 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
my first poll fucking sucked
― blind melon baller (jdchurchill), Monday, 31 August 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
In a manner of speaking, yes.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
In several manners of speaking
― Matt, Thursday, 10 September 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
and from many points of view
― Aimless, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
a'ite jerks i get it.stop hatin let's move on.the results are exactly what i thought they would be.womenz need and want the toilet seat down so they can do they bizness.and when i leave it up my gurl gives me hellthus the poll.
― Don't hag me with your false green. (jdchurchill), Friday, 11 September 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
If you put the seat *and* the lid down, it keeps the alligators from crawling out.
― Fannie Hall (doo dah), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
hey, why do you keep alligators in yr toilet? seems a good method to get yr ass bitten off.
― Don't hag me with your false green. (jdchurchill), Friday, 11 September 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link
It seems rather unfair on the alligators, all things considered.
Furthermore, it seems a trifle excessive to accuse me of hating. Hate is such a violent impulse, and I'm afraid I wasn't overly moved at all. Perhaps mildly amused? I digress. I believe we were discussing alligators. As you were.
― Matt, Friday, 11 September 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link
oh brother.
― Don't hag me with your false green. (jdchurchill), Saturday, 12 September 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I see Mr. Churchill has been practising his eye rolls. This is good, albeit limited, exercise, on the order of lifting shot glasses to one's mouth. Myself, I have been practising curling my toes, in case I ever need to perform any of Harry Houdini's tricks on short notice.
― Aimless, Sunday, 13 September 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I wonder if one ever gets plenty of advance warning that one'll be required to escape from a safe underwater. It'd be handy to know.
― Matt, Friday, 18 September 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link