I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

omg mattkkkk made me spit out my drink

tiny payback for your comedic riches Neando

Just because:

"Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" Dudley asked Aunt Petunia dully
"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there," said Harry dully.
"How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?" Ron asked dully.
Dully, Harry turned it over
"Madam Pomfrey fixed him best she could," said Hagrid dully
“Balderdash,” said Harry dully.
“Great,” said Harry dully
Well, it might be easier to get past a dragon if he were a ferret, Harry thought dully
“Quidditch,” he said dully
“Fairy lights” he said dully
“I asked her to go with me just now,” Harry said dully
“Dunno,” Harry said dully
“No,” said Sirius dully
“I’ve told you,” Harry repeated dully
They bowed clumsily, muttering dully
And all the while, his scar burned dully
There you go, Sirius, Harry though dully
“Fine” said Harry dully
Some of them had broken windows, glimmering dully
Harry wondered dully
“Well I tried,” she said dully
“Well,” said Angelina dully
“Yeah, I suppose you’d better,” said Harry dully.
They glimmered dully
An ornate letter S, inlaid with many small green stones, glinted dully

(All but the last are from the first five books, maybe one bit of editing advice finally got through)

― organ doner (ledge), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:18 AM (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

dully noted

― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:22 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

wins is a poacher with these lols, need to sign him to LOLverhampton

Not dullitch?

Dullbulbore

in another world, Tom Swifties would be known, confusingly, as Tom Dullys

Dull Kierlea

seeing some clips from this and it looks like Chappelle is straight up a Jeff Dunham-level comedian now. obviously there's no one like this here but do those who actually love the anti-trans shit actually think this shit is funny? it's like the same variations of the One Joke that boomers have been making for decades now

― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:22 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglin

If I boot this up and see no puppets, I'm going to be very disappointed in you, frogs.

― pplains, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:36 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

the puppets are in the audience, man

― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:45 AM (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink