just read the article, holy shit at the likely $10 million a year paycheck
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 27 November 2023 00:33 (five months ago) link
Very charming and normal Taibbi quote at the top if this thread― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Sunday, November 26, 2023 5:12 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Sunday, November 26, 2023 5:12 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
just saw this. wtf.
glad flo is getting her money. she is a reassuring presence on the airwaves. has been around for years.
― treeship., Monday, 27 November 2023 01:11 (five months ago) link
i actually don't understand what is supposed to be annoying about her.
in any case, i use njm for car insurance. sorry flo.
A good commercial would be Flo pleasuring herself with the Geico lizzard and talking dirty!can't argue with that― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, November 26, 2023 7:22 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, November 26, 2023 7:22 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
this is also really not ok.
― treeship., Monday, 27 November 2023 01:13 (five months ago) link
I think it was the ilxor Homosexual II who long ago stated on ilx that in her experience when a man says he finds a woman "annoying" it generally means he would like to fuck her. Ever since I read that I've mentally tested her observation against each instance where it could be applied and I've come to regard it as true more often than not.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 27 November 2023 01:21 (five months ago) link
probably also true for murder fantasies like the one taibbi sketched above.
if i was not a man, i would probably think men are trash.
― treeship., Monday, 27 November 2023 01:38 (five months ago) link
xp It was sunny successor who said that
― jaymc, Monday, 27 November 2023 01:54 (five months ago) link
probably is true of all genders. good deflection from one's true feelings. "omg, you are soooo annoyinggg"
― treeship., Monday, 27 November 2023 01:58 (five months ago) link
It was sunny successor who said that
I see it stuck in your head, too. thx for the correct attribution.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 27 November 2023 02:33 (five months ago) link
for reference: truth bombs
― visiting, Monday, 27 November 2023 02:35 (five months ago) link
was Flo the first time a big company made a recurring character out of a regular employee? seems like a bunch of 'em have done that over the years - Jan from Toyota, the AT&T girl, Liberty Mutual's moustache guy, Jake from State Farm, probably a few others I forgot. that's a pretty good legacy for a TV commercial actor
― frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 02:37 (five months ago) link
Fun addendum: Annie Fish on Bluesky dug up the 1999 Bud Light ad mentioned in the piece
https://bsky.app/profile/anniefish.bsky.social/post/3kf5auipjrc27
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 November 2023 03:20 (five months ago) link
lol xposts, but I also internalized this truth RE: annoying and have definitely observed it in action so I basically now try to avoid ever describing anyone as annoying lest someone draw the same conclusion.
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Monday, 27 November 2023 03:33 (five months ago) link
also, I've always been outspokenly pro-Flo and am glad to hear she's making bank.
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Monday, 27 November 2023 03:35 (five months ago) link
For those not on Bluesky, the Bud ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDZB6W71-f4
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 27 November 2023 03:45 (five months ago) link
On camera for perhaps 0.7 seconds!
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 27 November 2023 03:48 (five months ago) link
Ah i saw her that time
― treeship., Monday, 27 November 2023 03:51 (five months ago) link
I remember Patricia Richardson, the mom from "Home Improvement," coming on some talk show & talking about her acting past. She had been in some O.B. tampons commercial (iirc as a bike cop) in the early '80s that she said "kept her from getting a job for 10 years." But look, she went on to be in that TV show, and then, judging by appearances, I think she was also the drummer for Sleater-Kinney. So there's hope for the Progressive girl.
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Tuesday, May 4, 2010 11:06 AM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this made me miss abbott
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 27 November 2023 04:25 (five months ago) link
loooool that’s an excellent abbotttt post
― z_tbd, Monday, 27 November 2023 04:34 (five months ago) link
speaking of the AT&T girl it really bugs me that Keegan-Michael Key is in the latest commercial and doesn't really do or say anything? like he's still a fairly big name, he still does a lot of movies and voice work, kinda pathetic to basically be an extra in a commercial isn't it?
― frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 04:38 (five months ago) link
if i was not a man, i would probably think men are trash.― treeship.
― treeship.
counterpoint: i'm more fond of and less judgemental of men now that i don't feel like i have to _be_ one.
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 27 November 2023 05:33 (five months ago) link
There is something distinctively straight male about concocting a murder fantasy about a woman one has a crush one, as mr. taibbi did upthread. I am glad this is less acceptable now than in 2010.
― treeship., Monday, 27 November 2023 11:40 (five months ago) link
was Flo the first time a big company made a recurring character out of a regular employee?
i feel like this had a moment in the 70s as well: the maytag repair man, the "time to make the donuts" guy, etc
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, 27 November 2023 13:34 (five months ago) link
Good call. Time to make the donuts guy was a character named Fred the Breaker. I knew the actor who played him. He was also the Breakstones Sour Cream guy!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 27 November 2023 13:46 (five months ago) link
Fred the Baker not breaker!
see that shit would not fly today. remember the Sprint "can you hear me now?" guy jumping to T-Mobile? something about that just didn't feel right.
― frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 13:55 (five months ago) link
At some point, commercial broadcast television became a subsidiary of the auto insurance industry. We did not see this happening.
I feel like I have seen more ads for car insurance than I have for any other good or service. And they all have their cutesy memes and whatnot. The cavemen, Flo, the thing with the emu, the thing with the gecko, etc.
One used to see ads for beer or hamburgers or long-distance telephony or diabeetus supplies or whatever. At present, advertising is mostly about car insurance.
This is a strange timeline and I want out of it.
― Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 November 2023 14:15 (five months ago) link
earlier in this same timeline, commercials were all about husbands berating their wives about coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnjjkgIO3Ck
now we get insurance-selling lizards
― z_tbd, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:22 (five months ago) link
The proliferation of insurance commercials has always boggled my mind. Like who changes their insurance that much? I only pay renter’s insurance, but I haven’t changed it for like 20 years. Maybe I’m not the target demographic here.
― Jeff, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:25 (five months ago) link
If it didn't work, they wouldn't do it. Or so one would assume.
I dunno. Allegedly, John Wanamaker said that half of the money spent on advertising is wasted; you just don't know which half.
― Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 November 2023 14:29 (five months ago) link
auto insurance is one of those things where everyone feels like they pay too much, I suspect, so people are likely to shop around for that at least once a year.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 27 November 2023 14:34 (five months ago) link
...
we could all save up to 15% by switching to geico
― z_tbd, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:35 (five months ago) link
is what i heard
ya I think what it comes down to is everyone needs it, few really care much about how 'covered' they are, so it maybe just comes down to which ad you saw last. I mean I assume that's what their internal studies tell them, which may explain why very few of these commercials have anything to do with insurance at all.
― frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:39 (five months ago) link
personally the thing I find irritating about them is that they're so self-aware and cynical. like half the Geico ads now seem to be about how there are so many Geico ads on TV. same with the Progressive ads, they all have this subtext like "yeah we know commercials are annoying, so we're going to do you a favor by making them entertaining", but there's something wrong about that. its like when brands on Twitter start co-opting memes and act like teenage edgelords, shit that might be funny if it was a parody Wendy's account, but coming from the actual Wendy's account it's just makes you cringe. real stepdad-trying-way-too-hard vibes there. or maybe when a teacher tries to make something 'fun' but in a way that just reminds the class they're being held captive.
― frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:47 (five months ago) link
one fun thing about my current media diet is that the fewer commercials I see, the weirder & more impenetrable they seem. there are so many ads now that appear to just be self-referential callbacks to long-running campaigns and jokes that seem to have become completely untethered from whatever the original product or premise was, just some bizarre nonsequitur of a scene with the name of a product at the end of it, and its impossible to parse if you're not up on all the years of lore.
like the credit card company ads that feature rampaging vikings or norsemen or whatever? these uncouth vikings show up at a board meeting or a child's birthday party, do schtick for 15 seconds, and then yell the name of a credit card at the end. Ok? I assume at one point 15 years ago there was a punchline that made sense comparing credit cards to vikings somehow. but to see it with fresh eyes shorn of context its just like, wait, why was I shown that? I dont think it makes for "good advertising" per se, but it often makes watching TV these days an amusingly strange experience.
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, 27 November 2023 15:09 (five months ago) link
It's 2023 and the commercials are weirder than the shows
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 27 November 2023 15:14 (five months ago) link
Frogbs and President K., this was one of the points made by (sorry) David Foster Wallace.
When Saturday Night Live started making fake commercials for things that didn't exist (like "edible diapers"), people started watching commercials differently.
People were like, "Is this a real ad or a fake one?" And then, predictably, advertisers started making real ads that seemed like they might be fake ads.
That's how we get J.K. Simmons in an apron with a helicopter feeding a lizard to an emu. Or whatever. Sorry, I can't keep track. There's also a caveman, or something.
TS: Milana Vayntrub vs. Stephanie Courtney
― Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 November 2023 15:27 (five months ago) link
i never knew stephanie's real name until this recent article dropped, so milana
― treeship., Monday, 27 November 2023 15:28 (five months ago) link
Sometimes I need to remember that she doesn't even do insurance ads.
― Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 November 2023 15:33 (five months ago) link
It must be weird for her to have been rejected for just an audition for SNL sooooo many times, and then years later they're having Heidi Gardner do half-assed impression of Flo on the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcYT5FkIa_I
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 27 November 2023 15:59 (five months ago) link
I like Milana Vayntrub but really dislike the AT&T ads. most of them make me feel like I have brain damage. but I've seen her in other stuff and she's pretty funny, though like Flo I think being such a recognizable face in commercials probably is gonna hinder her 'serious' career to the point where it probably just won't exist. ditto for all these other people.
― frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 16:00 (five months ago) link
True, but J.K. Simmons also gets to be in "Whiplash" or whatever. And then he can do another insurance ad.
Might be some sexism going on in this. Just a theory.
― Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 November 2023 16:09 (five months ago) link
― treeship., Monday, November 27, 2023 6:40 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
some 2010-era village voice guy (f*nn*ss*y?) had a year-end blurb around then where he fantasized about sealing taylor swift in a well. i was like “oh, that’s definitely a cool thing to write in print”
― ivy., Monday, 27 November 2023 16:10 (five months ago) link
Yes and also Flo is presented as an adult human woman. Then we look at the title of this thread.
O.J. Simpson was in car rental commercials when I was a child; I don't remember him being referred to as a boy.
― Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 November 2023 16:16 (five months ago) link
fwiw I always found the character really annoying and I never wanted to f F. I'm sure that it is often true, the whole annoying being code for something else, but it's also not impossible that some people found her irritating because that was def the case for me.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 27 November 2023 16:21 (five months ago) link
lol at "f F"
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 16:23 (five months ago) link
I was trying not to be vulgar lol.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 27 November 2023 16:30 (five months ago) link
well right but this is a different thing because he was an accomplished actor before doing these commercials. whereas people like Flo and AT&T girl are primarily known for commercial work which I think is gonna give a lot of pause to casting directors. like I wouldn't really want Milana Vayntrub in my movie either because I think people so strongly associate her with a corporation and I don't want people to be thinking about AT&T when she's on screen.
― frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 16:37 (five months ago) link
i want to make a movie where the whole cast consists of human mascots like this. no in-jokes or acknowledgment of it. just a oscar bait style civil war movie starring these people.
― treeship., Monday, 27 November 2023 16:47 (five months ago) link