Just a reminder that today (Nov. 15) is the last day to vote in the Pitchfork 2023 Readers' Poll.
― Phair · Jagger/Richards · Carl Perkins (morrisp), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 21:27 (six months ago) link
What possible lessons can we learn from 2023’s second re-edition of Daft Punk’s third-best album, in which every sonic detail is the same, other than the absence of drums?
making a very gutsy call with RAM being the 3rd best Daft Punk album
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 16 November 2023 06:00 (six months ago) link
Particularly as its their 4th best (still very strong)
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:05 (six months ago) link
Remembering when they lamented the album's impact earlier in this year just weeks after giving Jessie Ware BNM
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:07 (six months ago) link
(yehyeh all the usual responses/clarifications/explanations to go here)
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:09 (six months ago) link
jessie ware isn't a couple of helmeted french dorks?
― Left, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:32 (six months ago) link
lol
― imago, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:36 (six months ago) link
doubt much of the "throwback vibe" music presumably in mind was either
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:39 (six months ago) link
seriously p4k (and I disapprove of this less than some might) has always judged music more on its perceived cultural connotations than on the literal sound of it. its criteria have always changed with the times. I think music criticism (especially rock criticism) has done this more often than not, exaggerating or downplaying differences or similarities between music based on the critics' associations and assumptions about the artists and their audiences
*maybe* the chainsmokers listen to jessie ware but you *know* they listen to daft punk. that's the problem
― Left, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:41 (six months ago) link
no doubt. it's an intricate business and i'm inconsistent. but it puzzles me that the recent disco/funk favourites (in the UK stuff like this occupies much ground on commercial radio and Radio 2's saps to the present and feels like it has for years) would be seen as a separate development. i remember the demand arriving many years ago and then never leaving. though i guess many (if not me) would say - as silently avoided in the ram review - that the amount of quality revival music has increased.
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:51 (six months ago) link
This site has had the most insane relationship with Daft Punk
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 November 2023 08:18 (six months ago) link
“What are we doing here? Honestly, what are we doing with this “drumless” edition of Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories? What possible lessons can we learn from 2023’s second re-edition of Daft Punk’s third-best album, in which every sonic detail is the same, other than the absence of drums?”
“...brief moments of drumless enlightenment and acoustic revelation are just about enough to rescue it from the vast cosmic bin of pointlessness.”
vs.
“At times the transformation is revelatory.”
The cat’s cradle cobweb of acoustic guitar and increasingly elastic one-note bassline that briefly surface in “Motherboard (Drumless Version)” are enough to make this the definitive version of the song, even if it took a decade to get there.
― Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:02 (six months ago) link
I haven’t read this Daft Punk review, but as much as I think “why put out this version of this record,” my next knee jerk is “why *review* this version of this record?”
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:32 (six months ago) link
trust your knee
― Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:35 (six months ago) link
Like, think of all the other reviews that could’ve occupied that slot, maybe even a new record
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:44 (six months ago) link
But which would get more clicks?
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 November 2023 14:35 (six months ago) link
Kevin Shields and Jimmy Page are outspoken fans, and it’s been claimed that Nirvana borrowed the melody of “Come As You Are” from “Eighties.”
none of our reliable journalistic avenues could pin down this "Eighties" rumor.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 27 November 2023 06:19 (five months ago) link
also, maybe pedantic, but it wasn't a melody they borrowed, it was a chord progression
in other pitchfork-is-dumb news, it's a shame that the otherwise quite good Motian / Bailey review today is marred by the "jazz is like a conversation, man" chestnut
― Paul Ponzi, Monday, 27 November 2023 11:29 (five months ago) link
actually, it's a guitar riff. the chord progression is pretty simple and wouldn't be noticeably similar without the riff on top.
― jaymc, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:53 (five months ago) link
It was actually a rip off of Life Goes On by the Damned, anyway
― Reeves Gabrels' Funko Pop (majorairbro), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 02:47 (five months ago) link
and the damned was just a ripoff of my mate's old band that played on the same bill once before they ever made any records. `course m'mate's band was just rippin off bowie, who was just rippin off lou reed, who was just rippin off random r+b records. go figure.
― "another slice of death, please." (Austin), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 04:13 (five months ago) link
Actually a YouTube comment on the Damned song led me last night to this tune, which I had never heard (and totally rips!):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmsZhBqICEk
― This field is required (morrisp), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 04:44 (five months ago) link
Yo, that’s Eddy Grant of “Electric Avenue” fame :O
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 07:15 (five months ago) link
The Equals, Baby Come Back LP Sunday Review needed
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 07:28 (five months ago) link
and in the 90s Pato Banton covered Baby Come Back and took to no. 1 (which CAYA never managed) and brought it full circle (!!)
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 11:00 (five months ago) link
Dunno if anyone else listens to the Pitchfork podcast, but I thought you sickos would be interested to know Pitchfork's process for its year-end lists, as articulated on a recent episode featuring editor-in-chief Puja Patel and editors Ryan Dombal and Jeremy Larson:
PUJA PATEL: So, we basically start this late September, early October. And honestly, bless everyone at Pitchfork -- shout out our fellows, shout out our associate editor, shout out our executive assistant -- because they spend so much time literally pulling from the reviews archive and from Forktracks, which is our internal kind of tracks uploads and message board, everything of note that has happened, year to date, which ends up being thousands of albums and songs collectively. Then we send out what we call the long-list ballot to the entire staff and I would say, 40 or 50 contributors. They do a round of voting. Internally, meanwhile, on the inside of Pitchfork, we have litstening rooms by genre, we have listening rooms of underrated staff faves, lots of listneing, lots of talking. Then a select group of people, I would say the people in this room right now, in conversation with other editors and staffers, cut that down by two-thirds. That's when the knives come out, that's when we really take the shears to the hedge. Then the short-list ballot goes out, to the same group of people. More listening, more internal staff conversations. That's when the whole thing gets fun, not to say that this whole thing isn't fun. But this is where we start, like, needling at the music, which is the thing that we all came here to do. ... Second ballots go out, they come back in, and then it's a couple of editors in the weeds, looking at spreadsheets, talking to staff, and doing what we call a "this or that" Slack battle. RYAN DOMBAL: Yeah, so it's basically if there's an artist who has a bunch of songs that everyone likes, or if their album is so good that there's three or four songs that people all voted for, we will go into our listening rooms, which is either listening IRL or over Zoom and talking back and forth on Slack, and people will fight for their favorite song on the SZA album, let's say.JEREMY LARSON: And another point that we should note is that, like the Grammys, we have a window of eligibility, so it's not January 1, 2023 to December 31, 2023. So the eligibility for this list starts, what, December 9, 2022? PUJA PATEL: I would say once our lists are locked and loaded, it's very rare that they change. So let's say like the 1st of December.
Then we send out what we call the long-list ballot to the entire staff and I would say, 40 or 50 contributors. They do a round of voting. Internally, meanwhile, on the inside of Pitchfork, we have litstening rooms by genre, we have listening rooms of underrated staff faves, lots of listneing, lots of talking. Then a select group of people, I would say the people in this room right now, in conversation with other editors and staffers, cut that down by two-thirds. That's when the knives come out, that's when we really take the shears to the hedge.
Then the short-list ballot goes out, to the same group of people. More listening, more internal staff conversations. That's when the whole thing gets fun, not to say that this whole thing isn't fun. But this is where we start, like, needling at the music, which is the thing that we all came here to do. ... Second ballots go out, they come back in, and then it's a couple of editors in the weeds, looking at spreadsheets, talking to staff, and doing what we call a "this or that" Slack battle.
RYAN DOMBAL: Yeah, so it's basically if there's an artist who has a bunch of songs that everyone likes, or if their album is so good that there's three or four songs that people all voted for, we will go into our listening rooms, which is either listening IRL or over Zoom and talking back and forth on Slack, and people will fight for their favorite song on the SZA album, let's say.
JEREMY LARSON: And another point that we should note is that, like the Grammys, we have a window of eligibility, so it's not January 1, 2023 to December 31, 2023. So the eligibility for this list starts, what, December 9, 2022?
PUJA PATEL: I would say once our lists are locked and loaded, it's very rare that they change. So let's say like the 1st of December.
― jaymc, Thursday, 30 November 2023 17:04 (five months ago) link
(I think Larson said December 9 because that's when the SZA album came out last year. Their 2022 list was published on Dec. 6 and omitted it, so I assume it will show up this year.)
― jaymc, Thursday, 30 November 2023 17:12 (five months ago) link
And honestly, bless everyone at Pitchfork
https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/poster/5.375/8.000/break/images/artworkimages/medium/1/tiny-tim-from-a-christmas-carol-garland-johnson.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 30 November 2023 17:21 (five months ago) link
another year, another reader's poll where i complain about their calculation of bpms!
https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/2023-readers-poll-results/
that king krule song is not 200 bpm! same thing with that sufjan song, only way you get a bpm so high is if you count the eighth notes as quarter notes. the legitimately high bpm songs like the jpeg/danny song and kendrick/keem song should stand out among the midtempo indie, but nooo.
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Friday, 8 December 2023 17:59 (five months ago) link
i'm sure they've just run everything through an automated tool that often gets the tempos wrong and don't bother to check the results
― ufo, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:02 (five months ago) link
oh i'm sure, but still. i remember when they did a poll of 90s songs and listed heart-shaped box's bpm as 201 or something
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:07 (five months ago) link
definitely embarrassing that they're still doing it list after list
― ufo, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:10 (five months ago) link
heart shaped box gabber mix
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:14 (five months ago) link
lol @ the bpm thing, but ultimately it doesn't surprise me that the people at this publication are musically illiterate
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:15 (five months ago) link
becoming musically literate is a gateway drug to Yngwie Malmsteen fandom
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:19 (five months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxY5tivTr-I
― ufo, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:22 (five months ago) link
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, December 8, 2023 12:19 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
pitchfork adding a dedicated column to super fast shredder guitar mag metal guys would be awesome
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:30 (five months ago) link
"paul gilbert revolutionizes our perception of bodies and spaces"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:31 (five months ago) link
god, i hate to ask, but wtf is that Nirvana cover. is that indicative of some larger trend or is Nightcore huge and i don't know it or ... ?
― alpine static, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:32 (five months ago) link
is it even a cover or did they just take the track and speed it up in a DAW? i don't notice anything new?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2023 19:19 (five months ago) link
when you accidentally type "pitchforj.com" into your browser
https://i.imgur.com/TOONxlA.png
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 December 2023 19:27 (five months ago) link
even that sped-up version doesn't touch 203 bpm!
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Friday, 8 December 2023 19:28 (five months ago) link
it's not a cover, it's just sped up yeah. nightcore is this weird youtube phenomenon that dates back over a decade where teens post sped up songs with anime pics (usually) and credit them to 'nightcore'. nightcore was originally some norwegian dj duo who made sped up remixes of trance tracks (i think actually doing some remixing), but then kids decided to imitate them by just speeding up anything while calling the result nightcore. there are nightcore videos with hundreds of millions of views
― ufo, Friday, 8 December 2023 19:28 (five months ago) link
should be called anti-Screw
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 8 December 2023 19:30 (five months ago) link
In 1971, at 26, Rod Stewart thought he was an old man.
haha tell me about it ;_;
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 10 December 2023 06:00 (five months ago) link
This way this sentence is written made me laugh for some reason:
For her performance of “All-American Bitch,” Rodrigo transformed the stage into a tea party and destroyed it, hopping on the table and stomping all over all the cakes.
― This field is required (morrisp), Sunday, 10 December 2023 07:38 (five months ago) link
outrageous! what will the duchess say.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 10 December 2023 09:32 (five months ago) link
sry xpost tangent-i remember hearing about nightcore for the first time about a decade ago when i encountered a youtube of "this charming man" basically being played on 45rpm.
it reminded me of how i had this cassette player in my childhood (late 80s/early 90s) with a broken pause button. if you pressed it, instead of pausing, it sped up the tape. i loved it. that was my preferred way of listening to janet jackson rhythm nation, actually. it would be a shot straight into a wormhole of nostalgia if any "(sped up)" janet jackson versions hit streaming.
(idiot time: did 8 year old austin accidentally invent nightcore????)
― she fell asleep with her hand around my throat (Austin), Sunday, 10 December 2023 13:28 (five months ago) link
(also the inverse: the syr records series is mostly pressed for 45rpm playback, but all of them sound way better at 33⅓)
(also one more thing: there's been an influx of "slowed and reverb" versions hitting streaming over the past couple years. i'm a fan.)
― she fell asleep with her hand around my throat (Austin), Sunday, 10 December 2023 13:35 (five months ago) link
It's always been a bit of a thing on the Balearic scene, playing records at the wrong speed: Jolene, Payola$, Deniece Williams, TC 1992 etc
― groovypanda, Sunday, 10 December 2023 15:53 (five months ago) link