pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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The Fall are possibly the most overrated band I’ve ever heard.

_my friends, the Fall are the greatest British band of the last 45 years_


I would sign this petition, yes


yuck

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:36 (six months ago) link

I just remember Malkmus and Nastanovich being interviewed on 120 Minutes and Malkmus was all quiet and withdrawn. Lewis Largent kept asking "Are you going to talk?"

I read this as "60 Minutes" was like, "what?!"

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:43 (six months ago) link

i know they're touted as a major reference by the band themselves but i admit i've never heard much the fall in pavement. despite being record nerds who namedrop cool bands pavement sound pretty sui generis to me

flopson, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:46 (six months ago) link

same with sonic youth

flopson, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:47 (six months ago) link

an rem listening thread would be fun

flopson, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:48 (six months ago) link

I mean, this basically sounds exactly like the Fall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT-c-Sdm9GA

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:49 (six months ago) link

Well I guess we have no choice but to eat each other

as a lyricist he is from hell (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:51 (six months ago) link

xp- agree but i don't hear it on any other song on slanted & enchanted

flopson, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:54 (six months ago) link

I like all these bands but nobody can touch The Fall, MES is the trump card that wins the “which English-speaking country produces the best rock lyrics” contest

as a lyricist he is from hell (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:57 (six months ago) link

And come now SM is doing-uh the thing-uh that MES is always doing-uh on many early songs-uh

as a lyricist he is from hell (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:58 (six months ago) link

Yeah-uh, his delivery-uh owes a bit to Mark E. Smith-uh.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:59 (six months ago) link

agree but i don't hear it on any other song on slanted & enchanted

my friend, scroll up for the note-for-note comparison of Conduit For Sale! and New Face in Hell

Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:02 (six months ago) link

There's a lot more SY influence obvious in Pavement's early stuff imo, esp Westing. Some of it sounds like Thurston covering The Clean.

I do think their SY and Fall influences are overplayed, and their Kiwi jangle pop influences are underplayed. Early '90s Pavement and 3Ds don't seem so different to me either in terms of sound or influences (although 3Ds obviously sound a lot more like an Antipodean Pixies). But you can tell Malkmus was really into this stuff on their early records.

The Ghost Club, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:14 (six months ago) link

Really savoring the casual pavement breakdown of a pitchfork sux thread after an up anniversary review editorial fuckup.

BrianB, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:34 (six months ago) link

I like all these bands but nobody can touch The Fall, MES is the trump card that wins the “which English-speaking country produces the best rock lyrics” contest


again, disagree. Pollard is king, but it’s okay, i am fine with not getting the Fall. tbh i hardly ever think about them, and like it that way!!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:53 (six months ago) link

all this talk is very comforting for me because i've tried repeatedly, and failed, with the fall, pavement, AND gbv and i always come to the same conclusion: this is alright as long as i never have to hear it again, i guess.

"another slice of death, please." (Austin), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:59 (six months ago) link

I guess it's cool we're having this argument 30 years later.

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 00:01 (six months ago) link

why not

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 00:04 (six months ago) link

gbv

At least the songs are really short.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 00:05 (six months ago) link

Pollard is king

I'll just leave these choice Pollard lyrical triplets here for consideration:

My automated spouse
Has a bug in her blouse
Invading my private space

Oh, tropical robots
When you come of age you'll reach the sun
And when you go away you won't come back no more

The Ghost Club, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 00:06 (six months ago) link

ok sorry to recenter rem but this whole discussion made me want to reach for the rem records i never reach for, and i think i and most of you have been gravely underrating green for a very long time and for no good reason

ivy., Wednesday, 15 November 2023 05:12 (six months ago) link

It’s my favorite!

Phair · Jagger/Richards · Carl Perkins (morrisp), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 05:19 (six months ago) link

green is really good! the one that everyone seems to love that i find dreadfully boring is life's rich pageant. very meh.

"another slice of death, please." (Austin), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 05:29 (six months ago) link

I dislike Green! R.E.M. are at their best for me when they’re either being propulsive-oblique or surprising-sensitive. I don’t like goofy R.E.M. (“Stand”) and I don’t like when songs like “World Leader Pretend” hinge themselves on Stipe lyrics that don’t save the song

But I mean… it’s R.E.M. post-Document that makes me speak the unutterable but absolutely true: The Tragically Hip are a better band

as a lyricist he is from hell (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 05:53 (six months ago) link

green is really good! the one that everyone seems to love that i find dreadfully boring is life's rich pageant. very meh.

Otm. I've never got the hate for Green, or the hype for Pageant.

World Leader Pretend is fire.

The Ghost Club, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 06:09 (six months ago) link

I agree w/Austin that Pageant is fairly meh (relatively speaking).

Phair · Jagger/Richards · Carl Perkins (morrisp), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 06:20 (six months ago) link

do think their SY and Fall influences are overplayed, and their Kiwi jangle pop influences are underplayed

i distinctly remember when they visited dunedin (must have been very early 90s?) and appeared on an afterschool kids show & they were all omg we love the clean et al

& damn here it is !!!

no lime tangier, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 07:23 (six months ago) link

What a great clip! I don't remember that show, I would've been 10 at the time. I do remember the 3Ds Outer Space video played a lot at the time, and was a staple on Max TV. But I didn't get into Pavement until a bit later, at least around the time of Wowee Zowee.

The Ghost Club, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 09:44 (six months ago) link

Thread's going a bit dormant. Someone should come and tell us they've always disliked Low.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 15:44 (six months ago) link

hey hey hey I like being stoned

brimstead, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 15:50 (six months ago) link

Lol

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 15:52 (six months ago) link

Just a reminder that today (Nov. 15) is the last day to vote in the Pitchfork 2023 Readers' Poll.

Phair · Jagger/Richards · Carl Perkins (morrisp), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 21:27 (six months ago) link

What possible lessons can we learn from 2023’s second re-edition of Daft Punk’s third-best album, in which every sonic detail is the same, other than the absence of drums?

making a very gutsy call with RAM being the 3rd best Daft Punk album

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 16 November 2023 06:00 (six months ago) link

Particularly as its their 4th best (still very strong)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:05 (six months ago) link

Remembering when they lamented the album's impact earlier in this year just weeks after giving Jessie Ware BNM

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:07 (six months ago) link

(yehyeh all the usual responses/clarifications/explanations to go here)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:09 (six months ago) link

jessie ware isn't a couple of helmeted french dorks?

Left, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:32 (six months ago) link

lol

imago, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:36 (six months ago) link

doubt much of the "throwback vibe" music presumably in mind was either

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:39 (six months ago) link

seriously p4k (and I disapprove of this less than some might) has always judged music more on its perceived cultural connotations than on the literal sound of it. its criteria have always changed with the times. I think music criticism (especially rock criticism) has done this more often than not, exaggerating or downplaying differences or similarities between music based on the critics' associations and assumptions about the artists and their audiences

*maybe* the chainsmokers listen to jessie ware but you *know* they listen to daft punk. that's the problem

Left, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:41 (six months ago) link

no doubt. it's an intricate business and i'm inconsistent. but it puzzles me that the recent disco/funk favourites (in the UK stuff like this occupies much ground on commercial radio and Radio 2's saps to the present and feels like it has for years) would be seen as a separate development. i remember the demand arriving many years ago and then never leaving. though i guess many (if not me) would say - as silently avoided in the ram review - that the amount of quality revival music has increased.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:51 (six months ago) link

This site has had the most insane relationship with Daft Punk

The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 November 2023 08:18 (six months ago) link

“What are we doing here? Honestly, what are we doing with this “drumless” edition of Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories? What possible lessons can we learn from 2023’s second re-edition of Daft Punk’s third-best album, in which every sonic detail is the same, other than the absence of drums?”

“...brief moments of drumless enlightenment and acoustic revelation are just about enough to rescue it from the vast cosmic bin of pointlessness.”

vs.

“At times the transformation is revelatory.”

The cat’s cradle cobweb of acoustic guitar and increasingly elastic one-note bassline that briefly surface in “Motherboard (Drumless Version)” are enough to make this the definitive version of the song, even if it took a decade to get there.

Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:02 (six months ago) link

I haven’t read this Daft Punk review, but as much as I think “why put out this version of this record,” my next knee jerk is “why *review* this version of this record?”

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:32 (six months ago) link

trust your knee

Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:35 (six months ago) link

Like, think of all the other reviews that could’ve occupied that slot, maybe even a new record

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:44 (six months ago) link

But which would get more clicks?

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 November 2023 14:35 (six months ago) link

Kevin Shields and Jimmy Page are outspoken fans, and it’s been claimed that Nirvana borrowed the melody of “Come As You Are” from “Eighties.”

none of our reliable journalistic avenues could pin down this "Eighties" rumor.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 27 November 2023 06:19 (five months ago) link

also, maybe pedantic, but it wasn't a melody they borrowed, it was a chord progression

in other pitchfork-is-dumb news, it's a shame that the otherwise quite good Motian / Bailey review today is marred by the "jazz is like a conversation, man" chestnut

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 27 November 2023 11:29 (five months ago) link

actually, it's a guitar riff. the chord progression is pretty simple and wouldn't be noticeably similar without the riff on top.

jaymc, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:53 (five months ago) link


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