Lines you remember from a movie of TV show but can't remember exactly where it originated from

I was going to post "We take their money and we steal a little bit of their souls" which has been floating around in my head for decades but re-googling it now brings up exactly one result (via DuckDuckGo at least) tho I'll refrain mentioning where in case someone does remember the source and wants to declare it.

"but we don't like hamburgers and coca-cola!"

two:

one, a terrible movie where this dude was an ex-lover of Satan, and he's telling these two women that when he went to Heaven and said to God, God told him to "go to Hell" as a joke, and said "what am I gonna tell him, he's not funny he's a schmuck? he's God!"

another, a dude who tells a joke that's something like "how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to RIDE MY RODNEY"

Second one is the final line of dialog in Orson Welles´ lesser-known classic Ride My Rodney

A comedy where a guy is given an (obviously) fake phone number, and exclaims (after a beat) – “Hey, that’s one of those ‘555-‘ numbers!”

It’s on the tip of my tongue…

Woman says "it's a free country, isn't it?"

V fussy British man replies "What, Britain? Good lord no."

Have no idea where I picked this up, maybe a Le Carré thing? Anyway I think about it all the time, and am always on the lookout for someone to ask me if it's a free country as a result so I can use it.